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23 Mar 12 - 03:16 PM (#3327827) Subject: BS: Angry From: Jon Corelis I am outraged and appalled. Jon Corelis |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:19 PM (#3327829) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,CS I suggest a nice cup of tea. |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:27 PM (#3327831) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: MarkS No, It says right there that you are Jon Corelis. |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:32 PM (#3327833) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Dave Hanson You and about everyone else here, take 2 aspirins and go to bed. Dave H |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:34 PM (#3327836) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Bert Of course, in your picture you look like a miserable sod;-) |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:36 PM (#3327839) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,Eliza Try a nice bottle of Guinness and a Pukka pie. You'll soon feel better Mr Corelis. |
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23 Mar 12 - 03:37 PM (#3327840) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Ebbie Right- a miserable angry sod. :) |
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23 Mar 12 - 06:20 PM (#3327919) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Jon Corelis Actually, I am not Jon Corelis; I am another person of the same name. Jon Corelis Laugh if you will: Comic and Light verse |
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23 Mar 12 - 06:25 PM (#3327921) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 Well my best to you and any other and all Jon Corelis' which you might encounter or invent................... Spaw |
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23 Mar 12 - 06:38 PM (#3327926) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,999 Charmed, I'm sure. |
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23 Mar 12 - 06:41 PM (#3327929) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 No you're not........Neither am I................ Spaw |
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23 Mar 12 - 08:11 PM (#3327958) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: gnu Kinda teste there... scratch em. |
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23 Mar 12 - 08:57 PM (#3327973) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Leadfingers Is this where we ALL stand up and say " I am Jon Corelis!" |
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23 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM (#3327981) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 Yeah but we all need to wait while the announcer reads the bio piece............. My name is Jon Corelis and in 2005 a rhinoceros chased me across the African grasslands. Cornering me in an elephant graveyard, he attacked and ripped my bag off. A pack of hyenas ripped off my dick as well and I was left to be eaten by vultures. Fortunately I was rescued by a great white hunter who took me to a local witch doctor who was able to fasion me a new penis from a roll of aardvark jerky as well as new nuts from two nuts. I am now on a world tour telling of my journey and recovery from the attack. Sadly, the only lingering condition seems to be a raging case of the shits which hits me every 9 minutes. (Insert commercial break here while all the Jon Corelis' take a shit) Spaw |
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23 Mar 12 - 10:13 PM (#3327989) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,leeneia Why are you appalled, Jon? It all sounds pretty good to me. You majored in classical languages and managed to get a job. How many people can claim that? And now you're in Northeastern Wisconsin. Are you a Packer fan? You're in the north woods. Why don't you join the Sasquatch thread and get my tips for seeing wildlife? |
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23 Mar 12 - 11:35 PM (#3328003) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Jon Corelis Looking at some of the above replies, I seem to be turning into a myth before my eyes. Maybe I will turn into a Sasquatch. Here in Northern Wisconsin there are two predominant religions: football and hunting. Ever the stranger, I don't subscribe to either. I don't know if there have been Sasquatch (or similar creature) sightings in our woods. I could ask some hunting acquaintances. Jon Corelis Poems, Plays, Songs, and Essays |
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23 Mar 12 - 11:46 PM (#3328005) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,leeneia I think perhaps you'd better not. You could ask them about hodags, however. Can I ask you a question? If you were a classics major, how come you're not posting to the Latin pronunciation thread? True Mudcatters can hardly keep themselves away from discussions of language. Somebody even uses the word 'ablative' (whatever that may be) on that thread. I've always like the pluperfect. I've never figured out what it means, but I love the word. |
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24 Mar 12 - 02:42 AM (#3328030) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: MGM·Lion Eliza ~~ What do Pukka Pies pay you for the puff? I usually find Tesco's Own-Brand better value! ♥☺~M~☺♥ |
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24 Mar 12 - 09:57 AM (#3328101) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Jon Corelis I haven't been able to keep up with all the traffic here, but I will look at the Latin thread if I can find it. Pluperfect in grammar means the perfect viewed as being in the past, e.g. perfect "Now I have seen" (action completed at present moment) becomes pluperfect "by then I had seen" (action completed at some past moment.) Ablative is the name of a case, but it would take a tedious explanation to explain what that means. Jon Corelis Euripides' Hippolytos: A performance version with music |
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24 Mar 12 - 11:40 AM (#3328151) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: olddude Well I go to Wisconsin all the time, I take ya fishing and tell ya stories .. that will make ya laugh |
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24 Mar 12 - 11:51 AM (#3328155) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,josepp There's two of everybody except me! |
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24 Mar 12 - 12:47 PM (#3328187) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Amos It is entirely unclear, aside from your statement of emotional condition, what it is that outraged you so, Jon. As a writer, surely you know the perils of ambiguity and obscurity in your declarations; they bring about failure of communication. Scratching your nuts will not help this condition. Ignore Spaw's suggestions. He has a disorder. A |
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24 Mar 12 - 01:02 PM (#3328193) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST Better to get outraged and appalled first. Then when something outrageous and appalling happens, you won't get upset. Jon Corelis Jon Corelis on SoundCloud |
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24 Mar 12 - 01:27 PM (#3328201) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: olddude ya Spaws still upset that I ate his jar of jam I promised to send him :-) |
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24 Mar 12 - 01:37 PM (#3328206) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Big Al Whittle I remember an occasion not long ago when I got mistaken for Alan Whittle. I have since managed to put all that behind me. |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:11 PM (#3328253) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: EBarnacle Actually, I am 007. |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:13 PM (#3328254) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,Eliza Actually 'M' I don't myself eat Pukka Pies, but I do love the name! I mostly make my own pies, as I know what goes in them. I live in terror of finding a fingernail or a boogie in a bought one!! |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:20 PM (#3328257) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 Do you make your own aardvark jerky as well. I think that Jon "Pissed-Off Sans Dick" Corelis might be interested in something a bit larger than what the witch doctor gave him..........Doubt if he needs a Pukka Pie as he already has a raging case of the shits...................... Spaw |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:23 PM (#3328258) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,Eliza Aardvark jerky? Whatever is jerky??? Sounds a bit rude to me! |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:35 PM (#3328264) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 Think "meat flavored strips of leather".......Never thought of it as rude before, but you have a point. Spaw |
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24 Mar 12 - 03:51 PM (#3328266) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,Eliza Makes me think of 'The Gold Rush' when Charlie Chaplin ate his boots! |
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24 Mar 12 - 04:59 PM (#3328292) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: catspaw49 Yeah, but they were licorice........ Spaw |
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24 Mar 12 - 06:15 PM (#3328328) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: GUEST,Eliza I always maintained they were liquorice, but my old dad wouldn't budge and tried to convince us girls Charlie actually ate the real leather. |
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24 Mar 12 - 08:10 PM (#3328384) Subject: RE: BS: Angry From: Dave the Gnome I am also outraged and appalled. From this blokes own website - he earned a degree in Classical Languages FFS - He's an American and can't even speak English... :D (tG) |