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21 Apr 12 - 07:12 AM (#3341217) Subject: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Balderdash: School sports day granddads race Sublime: Under tree Capercailie: Energetic folk dance |
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21 Apr 12 - 08:01 AM (#3341234) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Fervent: Animal hole Hideyhole: Aperture in skin Futile: Ceramics shortage |
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21 Apr 12 - 09:30 AM (#3341263) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Will Fly Blunderbuss: Omnibus taking the wrong route |
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21 Apr 12 - 09:59 AM (#3341280) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Pete Jennings When I worked for a certain global IT company, its European HQ was in Uxbridge. A long running joke was that Uxbridge is an anagram of big durex and we all know what you find in big durexes...happy days. |
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21 Apr 12 - 04:37 PM (#3341421) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: KHNic Solicitor - a female Barrister without briefs and we all know Countryside. |
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22 Apr 12 - 08:10 AM (#3341603) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Wolfhound person concrete - a scam from a large island in the Med. |
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22 Apr 12 - 11:16 AM (#3341685) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Coalesce: fuel shortage Collage: Art school Delegate: Entrance to wholefood shop |
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23 Apr 12 - 03:23 AM (#3341999) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: alanabit Sex - what one's coal is delivered in. |
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23 Apr 12 - 03:29 AM (#3342000) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Will Fly wheelbarrow = flat, circular burial mound |
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23 Apr 12 - 05:31 AM (#3342022) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Pompous = Australian cat. Doggerel = Very bad weather in the sea area. Incomplete = Pub is now built. Caucasian = Irish of Indian extraction. |
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23 Apr 12 - 06:21 AM (#3342030) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Mumbling: Mother's jewellery Thinking: Underweight monarch Sinecure: Exorcist |
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23 Apr 12 - 07:41 AM (#3342042) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Incandescent = Going down in a flimsy lift. Feline = below which my services are free. Bovine = Climbing plant with sweaty perfume. |
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23 Apr 12 - 03:20 PM (#3342249) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: frogprince Shouldn't it be: "sex=what one's ashes are hauled in" ? |
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23 Apr 12 - 05:12 PM (#3342282) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Wolfhound person foundation - possible illegal immigrant technical - to remove non-ferrous metal wooden - comfortable space for attracting potential partner garbage - also dressage - different to chronological age, as evidenced by clothing worn Paws |
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24 Apr 12 - 07:33 AM (#3342479) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Encounter = place to sell chickens. Animal = Illness caused by hearing 'Tomorrow' yet again. Example = slimmer than before. |
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24 Apr 12 - 10:10 AM (#3342534) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Doug Chadwick Flatulent = your apartment, used by a friend Romantic = oarsman with a twitch Google = sticky white seabird |
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24 Apr 12 - 10:28 AM (#3342539) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,Jon Heslop Venezuela - Gondola with harpoon gun mounted. Political Asylum - House of Commons Spar Lash - Sailors' knot named after the sond of a shantyman hitting the water |
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24 Apr 12 - 11:55 AM (#3342590) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Charisma: Cleaner with children Petulant: Insect/flower hybrid Lavatory: Conservative in pyroclastic flow |
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24 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM (#3342670) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Withdrew = In Ms Barrymore's presence. Withstood = In Mr Terkel's presence. Wither = In The Wife's presence. |
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25 Apr 12 - 04:59 AM (#3342940) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Pigments: Small people living in Africa Figment: Piece of fruit Presence of mind: Trying to recall what she wanted for her birthday Bearing in mind: Thinking of having a ball! |
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25 Apr 12 - 06:24 AM (#3342958) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Doug Chadwick Extradition = used to be popular amongst folk singers Copulate = "You took your time, Constable" Copper nitrate = a policeman's shift pay |
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25 Apr 12 - 10:44 AM (#3343078) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself oxymoron: big, beefy fellow of limited intelligence |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:04 AM (#3343090) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself aiding and abetting: helping a bookie with your patronage |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:16 AM (#3343096) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,leeneia Thanks, all, for the chuckles. |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:35 AM (#3343102) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself understaffing: (military) situation in which a force comprised of yeomanry and peasant conscripts possesses inadequate ordnance for close-fighting |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:41 AM (#3343105) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself occident: 1) error or mishap involving an upper-class Englishman; 2)error or mishap involving an ox; e.g., a collision of ox-carts |
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25 Apr 12 - 11:56 AM (#3343116) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself counter-sue: female shop clerk, cashier or barmaid |
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26 Apr 12 - 01:30 AM (#3343377) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself dudgeon: subterranean prison or retreat, usu. for married men who have botched home renovations, prepared inadequate Valentine's Day festivities, forgotten anniversaries, etc. |
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26 Apr 12 - 03:08 AM (#3343393) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: jonm creche: a coming-together of two motor-cars in Kensington deforestation: Indian tree surgeon cul-de-sac: castration |
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26 Apr 12 - 06:14 AM (#3343433) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Counter-irritant = as above but not necessarily female. Conspire = Not a real church Contort = a a poor imitation of a rich cake. |
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26 Apr 12 - 10:10 AM (#3343519) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Sycophant: Animal with pachydermatitis Barrow: Quarrel in pub Dissent: Undelivered |
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26 Apr 12 - 10:40 AM (#3343537) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Comunard = It's difficult living with lots of other people. Statement = The government's actual intention. Investment = Buying the Vicar good quality robes. |
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26 Apr 12 - 11:00 AM (#3343543) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself Wouldn't "dissent" mean just the opposite of "undelivered"? As in, "Did you send this?" "Dissent." |
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26 Apr 12 - 01:49 PM (#3343624) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Doug Chadwick Iron oxide = method for removing creases from leather Taliban = make counting illegal Early doors = entrance to the House of Lords |
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08 May 12 - 10:34 AM (#3348213) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Travesties: Collection of frocks for men Parade: Help for father Moraine: Weather outlook |
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09 May 12 - 10:02 AM (#3348649) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Ebbie Dissent: Returned Army: isyou, one stage in English as a Second Language |
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09 May 12 - 11:55 PM (#3348982) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself punctuation: unpleasant encounter or involvement with an aggressive and insolent young man |
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10 May 12 - 09:27 AM (#3349117) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Spinnaker: Ball twirling device Tectonic: Sherlock's favourite tipple Copulate: Tardy police |
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21 Jun 12 - 10:45 AM (#3366216) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Shampoo: Imitation faeces Shamrock: Artificial stone Champagne: Malingerer's affectation |
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26 Jun 12 - 05:38 AM (#3368104) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy Lactose: Digital deficit on feet |
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30 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM (#3370131) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: The Walrus Diameter: A Welsh device for measuring electrical current |
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03 Jul 12 - 08:06 AM (#3371213) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Crackdown: The first appearance of pubic hair. |
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03 Jul 12 - 08:37 AM (#3371220) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Pseud = pretend leather. Obstacle = (nursing) thermometer, stethoscope etc.) = (child birth) stirrups, speculum etc.) Presumptuous = before it was made posh. Palisade = royal flunky. Contort = pretend to be wronged Consume = criminal's philosopher. |
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03 Jul 12 - 08:54 AM (#3371227) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: meself manhandle: fleshy protuberance of male body, used to manipulate, manoeuvre, direct and control the male person |
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03 Jul 12 - 12:43 PM (#3371339) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,Jon Heslop Hypocrisy - A system of government favoured by bankers,Tories and tax dodgers |
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03 Jul 12 - 01:18 PM (#3371350) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Express = News of the World Lupine = tree used as toilet Expertise = Very good pole dancer |
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03 Jul 12 - 01:35 PM (#3371361) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Ebbie "manhandle: fleshy protuberance of male body, used to manipulate, manoeuvre, direct and control the male person" hahahah That is just too funny. |
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03 Jul 12 - 02:34 PM (#3371393) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: johncharles boron : unaccompanied ballad singer |
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03 Jul 12 - 03:52 PM (#3371455) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Ebbie Btw, I've been meaning to ask: Given the UK's incomprehensible oddities of pronunciation, how you pronounce 'Uxbridge'? "Oobit'? lol |
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03 Jul 12 - 05:29 PM (#3371512) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,Ebor_Fiddler One pronounces "Uxbridge" as "Uxbridge" of course. |
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03 Jul 12 - 06:36 PM (#3371553) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Ebbie But, of course. :) |
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04 Jul 12 - 05:18 AM (#3371751) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Uxbridge: Ucks (as in ducks) Bridge (as in thing ducks often go under) Nigel (pronunciations simplified!) |
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04 Jul 12 - 05:30 AM (#3371756) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Michael Surely its pronounced 'Axbridge'. Mike |
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04 Jul 12 - 07:34 AM (#3371798) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Happy .......& then there's Dunstable, where the weather's likely to be unstable!! |
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04 Jul 12 - 08:04 AM (#3371815) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: JohnDun No, that's not right... it's been raining constantly for a week now. Chester...... Natural covering of the torso. 15 - 15 |
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04 Jul 12 - 08:06 AM (#3371817) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Michael: Surely its pronounced 'Axbridge'. Doesn't that get confused with Axbridge in Somerset? Or is Axbridge pronounced Uxbridge to compensate? |
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04 Jul 12 - 08:09 AM (#3371821) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Dunstable: Brown outhouse Oxford: Crossing place for cattle Cowbridge: Another crossing place for cattle |
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27 Apr 15 - 07:40 PM (#3704693) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: frogprince moussaka: Japanese beverage fermented from milk |
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27 Apr 15 - 08:48 PM (#3704710) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,Sol Everton = Tennis Player takes to court Newcastle = Bomb Katie Hopkins Arsenal = Derriere & the rest Ipswich = New ball & socket joint at the top of the leg Aberdeen = Naked Clergyman |
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28 Apr 15 - 03:43 AM (#3704780) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST Stephen Fry's unbroadcast definition gets my vote:- Countryside - Killing Piers Morgan |
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28 Apr 15 - 05:46 AM (#3704802) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Red LOL - but I thought I heard it in QI XL. Folk Club - 1) a riot with sticks. 2) Morris set Banjo - ban all banjo players called Joe. For a start! masterfull - heavy meal Chew Magna - heavy meal Little Eaton - light meal Thame Oxon - harmless bullshit Leeds - where others only follow Stratford - if Ford ever made guitars, they would sound like this. Maidenhead - were one gets lost. Crediton - 900% APR (I aint joking) Cockermouth - can't think of one for this which is a bit of a blow. Penistone - nice to see you, to see you nice! Folkstone - that sound you get with a finger in your ear. Dover - pigeon fancier. |
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28 Apr 15 - 11:25 AM (#3704872) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Cardiff - Road rage Swanea - High note in Tchaikovsky ballet Newport - Should be laid down for a decade Cwmbran - miscoloured genital discharge |
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28 Apr 15 - 11:30 AM (#3704875) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Sorry, that should have been 'Swansea' |
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29 Apr 15 - 03:33 AM (#3705087) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Mr Red Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - cunning linguist |
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29 Apr 15 - 11:41 AM (#3705201) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Roger the Skiffler Euro: what a cox tells the eight |
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30 Apr 15 - 09:44 AM (#3705459) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: GUEST,Sol more: - Silicosis: Female relation with breast implant Diabetic: Welsh compulsive gambler Tuberculosis: Fear of London underground Gonnorhea: Morning roll call at STD camp Obesity: Where most medal holders live Hypothermia: winter clothes for river mammals Rheumatism : Doctrine that everybody should live in a bedsit. Typhus: Argument at Golf Clubhouse door Impetigo: Miner's job description |
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30 Apr 15 - 11:07 AM (#3705482) Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions From: Nigel Parsons Diarrhoea: Welsman with woad nether regions / Overdrawn Welshman Diode: Welshman no longer in debt Diagnostic; non chapel-goer |