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28 Apr 12 - 12:11 AM (#3344270) Subject: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River I keep seein' all these flippin' big words that people are usin' all the time on the Net, eh? What the flip FOR? Like.... "fiduciary" What the flip does that mean anyways??? Is it Italian? Why would anyone flippin' use a word like that? Nobody in Blind River ever says "fiduciary" to no one ells, eh? If someone did say that to me I would probally punch him! Unlest he was Italian. If he was, I would say, "Speak English fer flip's sake! This is Canada, eh?" - Shane |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:34 AM (#3344273) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Beer So where is Blind River? Alberta is my guess. ad. |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:41 AM (#3344274) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Amos THe problem, SHame, is that you are a fiduciary ne'er-do-well, a cipher in the fiduciary universe, a fiduciary catastrophe, a black hole of fiduciary mass. That;'s why you can't relate to those who try to use the wird in a meaningful way. |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:57 AM (#3344279) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River You don't KNOW where Blind River is, Beer?????????????? I can hardly flippin' beeleeve that! Where did you get such a great name and you STILL don't know where Blind River is? It is in North ONtario, eh? West of Sudberry. Amos, you are such a fliphead! Don't flippin' sware at me in EYETalian! I do not flippin' tolarate being swore at in forrin lagwedges...leingwadge...aww for FLIP's SAKE! In forrin WORDS! - Shane |
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28 Apr 12 - 04:30 AM (#3344305) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: John MacKenzie As a devoted sesquipedalian, I spit on your truncated monosyllabic preferences! |
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28 Apr 12 - 04:39 AM (#3344307) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Eliza Surely you mean expectorate, John? |
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28 Apr 12 - 05:42 AM (#3344326) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: John MacKenzie I prefer onomatapeia |
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28 Apr 12 - 06:06 AM (#3344334) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Ah, John, a man after my own heart! My family for years has had our own branch of the Sesquipedalian Society. Our motto: Eschew Obfuscation. My daughter (age 23) recently wrote "Sesquipedalian" on a form that asked her to state her religious preferences. My son, from about the age of 5, adhered to the principal: why use a 2-syllable word when there's a perfectly good 4- or 5- syllable word available? What is that? I feel a spark of utter delight when I hear someone choose the multisyllabic over the pedestrian! |
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28 Apr 12 - 06:29 AM (#3344338) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: MGM·Lion So let us have no more of such antidisestablishmentarian floccinaucinihilipilification, please! ~M~ |
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28 Apr 12 - 07:17 AM (#3344352) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: John MacKenzie I shall move to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch, immediately. |
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28 Apr 12 - 09:55 AM (#3344401) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Pete Jennings Didactic dialectics is what Mudcat is all about, surely? |
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28 Apr 12 - 10:16 AM (#3344410) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,leeneia Silly Shane. You use big words all the time, such as carburetor barbecue sphagnum moss exhaustmanifold The trouble with 'fiduciary' is not that it's long. The trouble is that half the people who use it don't really have anything to say. The same goes for 'paradigm.' |
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28 Apr 12 - 10:25 AM (#3344419) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bill D Gratuitous reciprocal platitudinous ponderousness exemplifies unctuous objurgation, albeit inconsequentially. |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:04 PM (#3344454) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Little Hawk Poor Shane. He must be suffering terribly under this barrage of sophisticated, didactic, and interminable verbiage. He's probably gone into shock by now. The paramedics will have to come and revive him with beer and pizza. Bill - That was magnificent! I'm going to print it in small letters on little white cards and glue them on walls downtown in order to puzzle the local citizenry. |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:33 PM (#3344469) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bill D Glue them on walls? Excessively ostentatious! |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:36 PM (#3344471) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Little Hawk I consider it an educational effort. The single mothers and the skateboard kids downtown are deeply interested in this sort of thing. |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:47 PM (#3344478) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: catspaw49 Yo! Shane! Fuck you. Simple enough? Blow me. Equally simple. Kiss my ass. Basic. Stick a hot poker up your ass. Please? Spaw |
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28 Apr 12 - 12:55 PM (#3344481) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Shame, "fiduciary" is English. Really old English, but English. "Fid" is a really old word that means, well, like, when Shakespeare says in his play "Romeo and Juliet," "Fid ye, Jack, and the horse ye rode in on!" "U" is just the word you. "Ciary" means "the person who did it," like when you knocked up that skank in Sudbury you were the "ciary" in old English. So "fiduciary" means the person who said, "Fid you!" If anybody calls you a "fiduciatry" you should punch 'em in the nose. Don't take that crap from any body! You yell at them, "Stinkin' fiduciary!" and punch 'em out. Even the cops won't arrest you for that because the fiduciary has got it comin'. |
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28 Apr 12 - 01:09 PM (#3344487) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: John MacKenzie But they're glue me words, Bill D |
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28 Apr 12 - 03:49 PM (#3344535) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Little Hawk I think Shane will understand you perfectly, Spaw. Hell, you two may be brothers in all but blood. ;-) Rap - magnificent explanation! This should help Shane a lot. |
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28 Apr 12 - 04:06 PM (#3344549) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Don Firth Somebody once commented that the Pope is an antidisestablishmentarian. Well, yeah, I suppose. . . . Don Firth |
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28 Apr 12 - 08:55 PM (#3344613) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Geez...thanks, eh, Rap? I am gonna flippin' POUND the next fiduciary I run into! As fer the fliphead Catspaw49... You lissenin', bolthole? Are ya? FID YOU! - Shane |
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28 Apr 12 - 10:08 PM (#3344626) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Hookey Wole Here's 2 chart toppers from the early 80's.. Paradigm Hegemony These days I can just about manage words as big as Poo and Cheese.. maybe if I can concentrate and summon all mental strength.. the biggest word I can still remember is possibly Clitoris though buggered if I can recall what it is or what to do with it...????? is it something you wear on your head on a cold winter day ???? |
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28 Apr 12 - 11:11 PM (#3344636) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: gnu Bog spruce. Birch. Black Birch. Beech. These are trees that begin with a B this time. Yeah, I know, but I LOVE that tune. |
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29 Apr 12 - 04:42 AM (#3344681) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Will Fly PARAMETERS! |
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29 Apr 12 - 05:15 AM (#3344688) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Penny S. I went to try and find the Alan Garner verse about Llanfair...gogogoch, and all I could find was this... 29 Apr 99 - 07:32 AM Look at the following post from Dai. A bit circumlocutory. Penny |
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29 Apr 12 - 06:24 AM (#3344704) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: foggers What an engaging discourse! I too embrace the hypothesis that an ostentatious display of verbal pyrotechnics, complete with perfectly punctuated sub-clauses, is enriching and ennobling for speaker and listener alike. And then I avail myself of some refreshing Crabbie's ginger beer or two (accompanied by a snifter or three of Jack Daniels) and suddenly me vocablu.... vocaliblurry.... words abandon me and I sound like Shane. Feck. |
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29 Apr 12 - 02:53 PM (#3344872) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bert Why, so that you can do The Daily Telegraph crosspudwurzel of course, you metamorphosing pollywog. |
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29 Apr 12 - 02:56 PM (#3344874) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bert Kinda remind me of the time that I was reading a book on entomology and they described a certain fly that has a 'telescopic hirsute copulatory appendage'. Or, as Spaw would say a big hairy dick! |
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29 Apr 12 - 03:28 PM (#3344893) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: gnu I'd be inclined to hit a bug like that with a hand held local immpactory device... or a hammer. I once told a carpenter in Newfoundand who was pissed off at all the drawings displaying measurements in Metric (I know, SI) to simply use his hand held metric-imperial linear measurement conversion device. He looked at me in a perplexed manner. When I said, "Yer fookin tape measure. It's got Metric on one side and Imperial on the other.", he threw it at me. Hurt, too. |
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29 Apr 12 - 05:36 PM (#3344945) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee You must understand, Shame, that circumlocutory verbiage often camouflages a definitive and extensive vocabulary which is operating in mens insanus, or at least in mens vaccuo. In such situations I suggest that you stand up straight and expectorate in their ocular organs. |
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29 Apr 12 - 07:30 PM (#3344988) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee You know, Shame, that by saying to Spaw what you said you became a fiduciary. Go punch yourself in the nose. |
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29 Apr 12 - 08:32 PM (#3345008) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bobert Listen up her, Shane... First of all I don't respond to you here not because you are a drunk but that you are retard but... ...I gotta agree with you on this one... Too many people usin' too many long words... Words should be limited to 7 or 5 letters or so... And no stupid words... Period... B~ |
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29 Apr 12 - 08:55 PM (#3345010) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee And no stupid words... Words like expressionism naturalism pointillism impressionism baroque romanesque gothic post-modernism modernism primitive dadaism blues romanticism deconstructionism cubism realism surrealism and stuff like them there, huh, Bobert? |
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29 Apr 12 - 09:14 PM (#3345013) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bobert That's mean, Rap... Okay, that's the extent of my long words vocab... Other than, cat 'n dog... B;~) |
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29 Apr 12 - 11:47 PM (#3345052) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Walkin' down the road thinkin' of big words Yeah, I'm walkin' down the road, thinkin' of big words Words like "penitentiary" an' words like "electric chair" Dusty ol' road, makin' me think of big words. |
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30 Apr 12 - 06:28 AM (#3345128) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: saulgoldie Seriously? Well, I work in an academic setting. My coworkers roll their eyes, "There goes Saul, again," when I challenge them with words they should know (college grads, they). And they just shake their heads. The kids I supervise love it when I do, and ask for more. Saul |
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09 May 12 - 10:19 AM (#3348662) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Shame: I have discovered that YOU are a multiple affiant and moreover, you have voluntarily made averments both alone and with others present, and used an Apostille when you did this...this...I knew you were scum, but I never thought you'd fall this low! Decent people, no, ALL people, should shun you! You should be a societal anathema! |
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09 May 12 - 10:31 AM (#3348665) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Shame, the effluvia and miasma which rises from you is like the heavy vaporous emanations of an old, abandoned cesspit, and attenuation of the noxious exhalations from your putrescent moral and organic matter should be a matter of the utmost urgency. |
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09 May 12 - 10:53 AM (#3348675) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bob the Postman Speaking of big words and heavy vapourous emanations, I see where Conrad Black is back on the street. |
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09 May 12 - 11:59 AM (#3348703) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Little Hawk Hee! Hee! |
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09 May 12 - 03:26 PM (#3348803) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: VirginiaTam Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch is the password Dildano gave to Barbarella to get into his headquarters. I have only one more thing to add to this thread a propos |
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09 May 12 - 04:04 PM (#3348821) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Ed T If the Blind River, Alberta, Constabulary pulls you over and says: ""cease and desist"", this is what those big words means: Stop doing what you are doing, and continue to stop doing it, until they tell you it is OK to start to do it again. |
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09 May 12 - 04:09 PM (#3348823) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: gnu "He has paid his price, nevertheless," said Navin Chandaria. "I think he should be left in peace. He should be allowed back. He's a Canadian." Ahhhh, no. He renounced his citizenship. Lord knows why. Yeah. I did. |
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09 May 12 - 04:18 PM (#3348826) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Gurney This thread mocks the vocabulary-deficient, and I'm taking no part in it! |
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09 May 12 - 04:20 PM (#3348828) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Gurney There you go! I was so incensed that I made a mistake. It is the POSTERS to this thread that require chastisement. With the rough end of a rag-man's trumpet. |
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09 May 12 - 04:56 PM (#3348845) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bobert Yup, we don't need all these pointy headed, Volvo drivin', latte drenking, eastern elitists goin' 'round with their noses in the air, do we... (What you gonna do when you get real sick, Boberdz, and need some serious medical care???) I ain't plannin' on gettin' sick, anon... (Well, what if your plan fails???) Ya' know... You are a real pip, anon... B;~( |
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09 May 12 - 07:18 PM (#3348902) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Bobert, fer chrissakes, I live in Idaho. I drive a Subaru Forester and my wife drives an '04 Honda Element. If I drive with my nose in the air I can't see the road ahead and I'll run over somebody. I mean, yeah, I'm sorta on the Eastern Side of Idaho, but it's not like I'm in Vermont (where even the rednecks drive Volvos). |
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09 May 12 - 07:24 PM (#3348905) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Bobert Para-scopes, Rap... You can rig one up so that you can drive with yer nose in the air... Order from EasternSnobs @ 1-888-IMASNOB.... B~ |
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09 May 12 - 07:51 PM (#3348918) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: gnu I get a para-scope every five years. No shit. |
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09 May 12 - 07:57 PM (#3348922) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Little Hawk Or as Shane would say, "no word of a lie"... If he says that, you can be 100% sure that he is engaging in extreme prevarication of the most insincere sort, making dubious utterances, and using fraudulent diversionary tactics that employ deliberate obfuscation with a set purpose to deceive. |
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09 May 12 - 09:45 PM (#3348947) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Shame would never even think of trying to deceive anyone. He's too stupid to be successful at it. |
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09 May 12 - 11:38 PM (#3348977) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Officer Walsh, OPP That is correct. But...he still has tried to deceive arresting officers on numerous occasions. I would add that he has never succeeded in deceiving any of them, for the reason you stated. He's too stupid. He's become a legend around here. It's sort of a badge of honour to have participated in 10 or more arrests of Shane McBride, and I'm proud to say I have participated in 22 such arrests at this time. Most of them were for pretty minor stuff, but still...22 arrests is a good round number, I think. A lot of snowmobiles go missing around here each winter...and sometimes even in the warm weather. My personal caculation is that Shane McBride has been responsible for the theft of up to 10% of those missing snowmobiles, several of which have ended up on the bottom of some local lake or river, usually due to joyrides on overly thin ice. The fact that Shane is still alive is amazing. Jenny Dana claims that he is under protection of space aliens, and says she saw them beam him up one time. I think that girl is losing it, but I wouldn't say so to her face. I don't want to get her riled up. Anyway, she's a good officer, but it simply can't be true. Number 1: there are no damn space aliens. Number 2: even if there were, why the hell would they be wasting their time protecting Shane McBride? It would be like protecting garbage. Sorry...but it just doesn't add up. What I think is, Jenny Dana's been working too hard and she needs a short vacation. - E. Walsh |
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10 May 12 - 09:17 AM (#3349112) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee How's her marriage to that Toronto dude working out? |
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10 May 12 - 12:11 PM (#3349178) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Jim Dixon I'd be worried about a kid who adheres to a principal. |
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10 May 12 - 02:33 PM (#3349225) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Depends on the principal. The ones I had were either nuns or men and I didn't want to adhere to any of them. |
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10 May 12 - 03:29 PM (#3349248) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Ed T Neighbour to Shane's mother:\: ""Is Shane Lucid?"" Mother: "'Is he lucid? Hell no, there's nothing wrong with Shane, he ain't been sick"" |
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10 May 12 - 05:47 PM (#3349304) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Gurney Officer Walsh, I feel that I must take issue with your point that " It would be like protecting garbage." I don't know about Canada, but here they put a fence around the dump and a guard on the gate to stop fossicking. Are Canadian dumps not fenced? Do you allow promiscuous seagull and rat shooting? Perhaps a ricochet in the forebrain would serve as an explanation? |
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10 May 12 - 07:10 PM (#3349321) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Dave MacKenzie "Somebody once commented that the Pope is an antidisestablishmentarian" My understanding of Irish 19c history is that the Pope was definitely prodisestablishment. However, he probably was a very definite ultramontanist. |
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10 May 12 - 08:12 PM (#3349338) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Officer Walsh, OPP Gurney, I get your point. Yes, we do put fences around our dumps here and scavenging is definitely not allowed, while vermin are aggressively discouraged. I therefore amend my previous statement. Protecting Shane would actually make a lot less sense than protecting garbage! Protecting Shane would be more like protecting vermin. I'll say this, though. He's proven more entertaining than most vermin. The excuses he dreams up for his antisocial acts are side-splittingly funny, not to mention the way he carries on when we don't believe him. We've got a pool going on what he'll say the next time we arrest him. - E. Walsh |
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10 May 12 - 08:19 PM (#3349341) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Lucidity, in Shame's circumstances, works to his detriment due to his surviving fetal anencephaly; he is also genetically a cyclopia. |
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10 May 12 - 08:34 PM (#3349344) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Ed T In Canada the word dump has lost favour to terms like sanitary landfill and some even more flowery. Dumps are normally apartments frequented by Shane type sub-species. |
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10 May 12 - 08:43 PM (#3349346) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee In addition to cyclopia, he exhibits purpure, is anthrophagous, a monocerous, generates aerodynamic lift and propulsive thrust (from flatulence), and has metatarsus adductus. A summation of Shame's condition can be found here. |
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10 May 12 - 08:48 PM (#3349347) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: GUEST,Officer Walsh, OPP Yeah, "sanitary landfill site". ;-D But in your heart, Ed, you still know it's "the dump". It's become quite a business of late, what with all the recycling categories. As for the dumps that vermin like Shane live in...you have gotta see them to believe them, and I have seen a lot of them! The house Shane and Don live in is a sort of a midscale example of the type, not too bad, probaby because Don has to keep it reasonable to entertain his many girlfriends. He's quite the ladies' man for some reason. But there's one section of it that is like the very pit of hell. Shane's bedroom. Only the brave or the very stupid dare enter it. My job, of course, has required me to enter it on a few occasions in order to drag him out by the scruff of his unwashed neck. Nasty. But that's how the job goes. - E. Walsh |
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10 May 12 - 09:55 PM (#3349364) Subject: RE: BS: More BIG flippin' words! Why? From: Rapparee Is it true that Shame breeds cockroaches? |