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07 May 12 - 10:01 AM (#3347785) Subject: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: SINSULL http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/05/07/dinosaurs-farted-their-way-to-extinction-british-scientists-say/ No Comment |
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07 May 12 - 10:07 AM (#3347788) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Will Fly Spaw's still alive, isn't he? |
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07 May 12 - 10:23 AM (#3347794) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: John MacKenzie He's having a gondola fitted. |
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07 May 12 - 11:49 AM (#3347814) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: catspaw49 No, I'm sorry......Spaw passed on several months ago. I am the residual spirit of Spaw in the form of a huge methane cloud he left behind. Unlike Spaw though who could play a D chord. I can only play in minor keys.....I do have one killer D minor though! Spaw ***burdalurp-zeeep---poitpoit***BBRRRAAAAWWWMMPPP....poit... |
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07 May 12 - 12:54 PM (#3347835) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: John MacKenzie There you have it folks. A D minor 49er And it's Catspaw Right on time ♫♪ |
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07 May 12 - 01:16 PM (#3347842) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Jack the Sailor >>The dinosaur output of 520 million tons (472 million tonnes) is comparable to current natural and man-made emissions of the greenhouse gas, which scientists say is around 21 times more powerful than CO2 at trapping heat on Earth and causing climate change. Cows and other farm animals globally contribute up to 100 million tons (90 million tonnes) a year of methane.<<< This is certainly a feather in the YEC camp. Modern animals fart in archaic everywhere but the USA British measurements (tons) and supposedly more primitive dinosaurs farted in the newer metric system (tonnes). |
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07 May 12 - 01:36 PM (#3347853) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: JohnInKansas So the 7,000,000,000 people currently living on our little planet would each need to produce 148 pounds of methane annually to equal the output calculated by the professor for the dinosaurs? Of course allowing for the 108 tons per year produced by our cattle (according to the report) about 100 pounds per person (per year) would suffice. Although estimates for the production of methane from "natural sources" such as volcanos, wildfires, dead fish in the streams, et. al. is considered "uncertain" the commonly used numbers say that these sources produce about 4 times as much as the cattle, so we're significantly "over budget" even if no person on the planet ever farts again. Obviously we have no further need of Spaw, since your elderly maiden aunt Tillie's last (very discrete) "prp" should be sufficient to cause our complete and total extinction - about next week(?). John |
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07 May 12 - 01:58 PM (#3347862) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: GUEST,olddude Yes he is,talked to him on the phone last week .. LOL and still fartin I may add :-) |
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07 May 12 - 02:18 PM (#3347869) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Amos Jaysus, and here I thought eating broccoli was healthy!!! I'm quitting that stuff for the good of Mother Earth!! Besides, I don't like broccoli. A |
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07 May 12 - 02:24 PM (#3347872) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: John MacKenzie Thank you Mr President |
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07 May 12 - 02:45 PM (#3347879) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Rapparee My elderly maiden Aunt Tillie died in 1965. I don't think she's produced much of anything since, oh, 1970 or so. |
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07 May 12 - 03:28 PM (#3347906) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: foggers Science, Schmience..... it's all a load of hot air. Total guff if you ask me. |
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07 May 12 - 03:45 PM (#3347915) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: gnu Well excUUUse meee! |
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07 May 12 - 04:35 PM (#3347932) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: SINSULL Keep picturing Uriah Boardman in the buff hiding behind the ferns. heh heh |
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08 May 12 - 03:56 AM (#3348064) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: John MacKenzie I think your private fantasies, are best kept that way SINS. |
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08 May 12 - 07:27 AM (#3348136) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Charley Noble So the dinosaurs became extinct with a bang, not a whimper! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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08 May 12 - 09:12 AM (#3348173) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: MGM·Lion Hmmm ~~ Is a fart a bang or a whimper? Nice tonal & taxonomical point! ~M~ |
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08 May 12 - 10:43 PM (#3348495) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Neil D A silent, but deadly, whimper. |
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09 May 12 - 07:40 AM (#3348601) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Charley Noble We need to review the ranking criteria from "The Farting Contest." As I recall, "If you shit, you're disqualified." Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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09 May 12 - 09:58 AM (#3348647) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Rapparee Up in Montana, were a lot of dinosaur carcasses have been found, it has just been discovered that a flatulent dinosaur, propelled by her or his own "propulsion unit", downed a UFO. There is solid evidence that the crew was rescued, but they left their garbage behind and humanity seems to have evolved from that. |
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09 May 12 - 12:45 PM (#3348732) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Charley Noble I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door - Fie, man, fie! I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door, Who's the fool now? I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door, Have one glass and crash through the floor - Thou hast well drunken and who's the fool now? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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09 May 12 - 12:58 PM (#3348739) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: John MacKenzie That's called, a 'Fart and Follow Through' Charlie. |
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09 May 12 - 04:02 PM (#3348820) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: gnu An unwritten rule, Charley, as it's just common sense. |
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11 May 12 - 02:46 PM (#3349653) Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global From: Dave Swan Spaw said "***burdalurp-zeeep---poitpoit***BBRRRAAAAWWWMMPPP....poit..." An effort worthy of the late, much missed, Don Martin |