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BS: approval needed

01 Jun 12 - 08:18 AM (#3357983)
Subject: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson

Many times have I bought alcohol in a supermarket and got the alarm signal ' approval needed ' but this morning I had to get approval to buy a shirt in ASDA, what the f*** is that all about ?

Dave H


01 Jun 12 - 08:21 AM (#3357984)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Jack Campin

They needed to check you weren't a banjo player?


01 Jun 12 - 08:37 AM (#3357986)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: kendall

Jacqui and I went to Tesco to get a bottle of Aberlour. There was one on the top shelf. I was surprised to find that it was just an empty box!


01 Jun 12 - 10:10 AM (#3358027)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson

I fooled them then Jack, and I didn't buy an empty box like kendall did.

Good price on Laphroaig and Highland Park at Tesco at the moment.

Dave H


01 Jun 12 - 11:02 AM (#3358045)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie

I am 70-some years old and I was miffed and disbelieving when I discovered that in Alaska everyone now has to present ID even for a beer. At Folk Festival I stepped over to a pizza place for a sandwich and a glass of Alaskan Amber.

I hadn't brought along any ID- for heaven's sake I was at a Folk Festival. A young man from our party gave me his identification to present- they accepted it.


01 Jun 12 - 11:25 AM (#3358055)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Sandra in Sydney

person serving must have thought as you did about the requirement!


01 Jun 12 - 11:58 AM (#3358070)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bert

A local liquor store asked gray haired old me for my ID and I refused, left the bottle on the counter and walked out. They soon stopped doing that.


01 Jun 12 - 12:47 PM (#3358083)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,999

The jar stores here stipulate that if you look under 25 you will be asked for ID.


01 Jun 12 - 02:44 PM (#3358091)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson

Yeah but shirts !!!

Dave H


01 Jun 12 - 02:50 PM (#3358092)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,999

Yeah. If yer shirt looks under 25 years old it will be asked for ID also.


01 Jun 12 - 03:48 PM (#3358120)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: JHW

I've never found out what the D in ID stands for?


01 Jun 12 - 04:50 PM (#3358143)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu

Dentification. Ya gotta be long enough in the tooth ta pass.


01 Jun 12 - 05:30 PM (#3358159)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

zzzzzzzzzzz.....


01 Jun 12 - 06:20 PM (#3358172)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu

If yer reeeeally long in tha tooth, ya fall asleep while posting... or so it seems.


02 Jun 12 - 02:30 AM (#3358278)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie

It seems that all of Alaska is being required to check ID of everyone. The premise, I am told, is that they catch people who have driving violations of some sort. Can't imagine why that would work.

And the counterguy accepted a young man's ID for an old woman. Humph.


02 Jun 12 - 03:15 AM (#3358282)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

Alaska, like Hawaii reqires the ID for ALL alcohol sales....even airports and hotels.

IF you have had troubles (DUI spousal etc) your drivers 's license is punched with a hole it has NOTHING to do with age...it is to let everyone know "no booze for this abuser. Both states have indigenous populations...for whom alcohol has a horrible effect.

Sincerely, Gargoyle

Of course problem drinkers can always find someone to "pimp " them a brew like Ebbie did...


02 Jun 12 - 06:10 AM (#3358299)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,Eliza

In Tescos UK, if you buy clothes (eg a shirt) and use the automatic checkout, it comes up as 'assistance needed' because the clothes have a security tag attached. The assistant comes along and removes it. Maybe the Shirt Incident was something along those lines, Dave? I once bought a skirt there and used the normal checkout. The checkout lady forgot to take off the tag, and of course the alarm sounded as we left the store. I was petrified and the Guard came racing up. As we had the receipt, it was ok. But I hate it when that happens, people turn and look and you imagine them saying "That woman looks shifty, I bet she's a shoplifter!".


02 Jun 12 - 07:04 AM (#3358307)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Dave Hanson

Eliza, you're a genius, that must have been it.

Dave H


02 Jun 12 - 09:23 AM (#3358329)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Leadfingers

What annoys me is the 'Own Bag' issue ! I use bags bought IN THE STORE , but the Auto Checkout doesnt recognise them !


02 Jun 12 - 09:47 AM (#3358335)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,leeneia

gnu, i enjoyed your joke about dentification.


02 Jun 12 - 10:43 AM (#3358345)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,olddude

bought a pack of smokes, the young girl asked for my birthdate, I said
1-1-1900 she entered it and believed it ...


02 Jun 12 - 11:10 AM (#3358350)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Ebbie

"Of course problem drinkers can always find someone to "pimp " them a brew like Ebbie did..."

Being called a pimp doesn't hurt at all the way I would have thought. :)


02 Jun 12 - 12:37 PM (#3358382)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: gnu

Dan... a few days ago, I returned an item. I had paid cash. I dislike it when they want my name, phone number, verify the address on the screen, whatever. I have two favourites. J. Cash, and the address they have is not me on accounta I'm from Nashville. The other is H. Dumpty and I live on Wall Street. My phone number is unlisted. And when I sign... yup, X or a real flashy Z but don't recognize me without my mask.


02 Jun 12 - 01:03 PM (#3358394)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,PeterC

Reminds me of an I Love Lucy episode that I saw as a kid. Restaurant waiter asks Lucille Ball for ID when she orders wine. She looks flattered and asks if she really looks under 21. Waiter replies "no, we have been told to ask all the ladies".


02 Jun 12 - 05:03 PM (#3358494)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bonzo3legs

I wanted to stock up on Paracetamol Plus before we went to Spain in April in case I had headaches. I took 3 packs of 16 to the checkout and was told that I could only take 2 packs. I pleaded with the checkout lady that I might want to kill myself at which she was not amused!!!


02 Jun 12 - 06:07 PM (#3358524)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: GUEST,Eliza

I'd have thought that 32 Paracetamol Plus taken all at once are quite sufficient to do the job! (Not that I'm encouraging you Bonzo!) Anyway, what's to stop people going to several different shops and buying two packets in each? Nanny State! My friend Pat takes a low-dosage aspirin each day, and the woman behind the counter always asks if she's taken them before, and if her doctor approves. It makes her hopping mad. She says she's always tempted to say "Sod the blooming doctor!" but she's too much of a lady.


02 Jun 12 - 06:52 PM (#3358537)
Subject: RE: BS: approval needed
From: Bert

gnu, They want your ID when you return stuff 'cos crooks make a living by returning stuff that they have shoplifted.