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03 Jun 12 - 10:32 PM (#3358983) Subject: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Bobert Well, I hadn't heard from my Couzin Rufus for months but tonight the phone rings and... ..."Hey, Bobert... Whattzup??? Retha Mae says "Hey" but I was up behind the Sweet Springs Store Saturday night with the boys and they think that I should run for president..." "Of what, Couzin???" "Well, you know the United States..." "Where is is on a globe, Rufe???" "Well, that eometry stuff was always kinda tough..." "Listen, Rufe, what you gonna say that is gonna get you elected???" "Well, Bobert... Free Iron City Beer..." "Ya' got my vote, Rufe... Hey to Miss Retha from me... Bye..." "Bye"... B~ |
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04 Jun 12 - 12:05 AM (#3359001) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee Well, he couldn't be worse than, say, Lyndon Johnson or Andy Jackson or William Henry Harrison. At least he can prove he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth; used plastic I dunno. |
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04 Jun 12 - 10:39 AM (#3359122) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Elmore Better Rufus than Willard. |
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04 Jun 12 - 02:36 PM (#3359202) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee Or Shame McBride. |
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04 Jun 12 - 05:08 PM (#3359259) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp It makes me laugh to think this moron Rufus thinks he has ANY chance of being elected when MY hat is in the ring. In any case, my Free Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky plank beats hell out of his Free Iron City Beer plank. You can get drunk a lot faster on Jack Daniels. And ya don't burp so much. Nor have to pee nearly so often. And you don't need to dispose of so many empties afterward. Brains, Bobert. It takes brains to get elected. That is why yer cousin is gonna lose and I'm gonna win, coz I've got the brains. - Chongo |
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04 Jun 12 - 06:25 PM (#3359292) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: JennieG This is gonna be one very interesting race..... |
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04 Jun 12 - 06:27 PM (#3359295) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee Especially since Lynchburg, TN, home of Jack Daniels, is in a dry county. |
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04 Jun 12 - 06:40 PM (#3359300) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yeah, that is kinda funny, isn't it? Now...Lynchburg...there's a name to instill confidence in a place, ain't it? A great place to bring yer kids up. Lynchburg. Gotta love it. Ook! Ook! - Chongo |
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04 Jun 12 - 06:56 PM (#3359309) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Bobert I donno, Chongz... The other Lynchburg is the home of Liberty College and Jerry Falwell... Lotta Taliban there... They won't understand you... And vice-versa... B~ |
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04 Jun 12 - 07:00 PM (#3359314) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee There are also Lynchburgs in Missouri, Ohio, and another State which I forget at the moment. |
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04 Jun 12 - 07:02 PM (#3359317) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Bobert I doubt if the Lynchburg, Mo or Ohio, would understand Chongz... B~ |
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04 Jun 12 - 07:03 PM (#3359318) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Little Hawk Chongo doesn't necessarily expect to be understood, Bobert. He just expects cooperation. Or at least...non-interference. In other words, do it his way...or stand aside. |
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04 Jun 12 - 07:50 PM (#3359330) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Bobert 10-4, LH... I understand that he ain't exactly gonna make much, if any, effort to get along... People and monkeys have one thing in common: "They don't change, they get more so"... B~ |
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04 Jun 12 - 07:58 PM (#3359336) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: GUEST,999 Virginia. |
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04 Jun 12 - 09:45 PM (#3359353) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee Lynchburg, Hangtown, Gallows Hill Park, Lynch, Lynch Station.... |
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04 Jun 12 - 11:00 PM (#3359374) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Little Hawk Noose Hollow? |
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04 Jun 12 - 11:16 PM (#3359384) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Bee-dubya-ell I don't care whose cousin is runnin', I'm votin' for Pedro. |
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04 Jun 12 - 11:38 PM (#3359392) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Little Hawk What promises has Pedro made? |
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05 Jun 12 - 10:50 AM (#3359551) Subject: RE: BS: Couzin Rufus to Run 4 Prez... From: Rapparee "Pedro" is the traditional name for the jackass at Philmont Scout Ranch in New Mexico. Why not have a REAL jackass in the White House? We've had plenty of phonies over the years. |