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BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?

15 Jun 12 - 04:08 PM (#3363876)
Subject: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Rapparee

Spaw doesn't live around there, but....

PERRYSBURG, Ohio (AP) -- The State Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer hauling 10 tons of toilet paper caught fire on a highway in northwest Ohio, temporarily blocking southbound traffic as rescuers responded to the scene.

Troopers say the Tuesday night fire began when the trailer air lines dislodged and ignited as the vehicle was traveling along Interstate 75, south of Toledo. The blaze then spread around the trailer and its cargo.

The Blade in Toledo reports hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled into the roadway. Much of the rest of the load was ruined by fire or doused by firefighters.

No one was hurt.

The highway was reopened after the fire was extinguished and the vehicle was towed.


15 Jun 12 - 04:12 PM (#3363878)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie

Twenty two ton of turquise tinted toilet tissue


15 Jun 12 - 04:14 PM (#3363882)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Geoff the Duck

Police investigating the incident say they have nothing to go on...



Quack!
GtD.


15 Jun 12 - 04:15 PM (#3363883)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth

Sounds like quite a wipe-out. . . .

Don Firth


15 Jun 12 - 04:16 PM (#3363884)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie

I hope they get to the bottom of it soon.


15 Jun 12 - 05:12 PM (#3363904)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: GUEST,michaekr

You guys are on a roll!


15 Jun 12 - 05:27 PM (#3363912)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth

Flaming toilet paper isn't going to do a whole lot of good for the 'roids.

Don Firth


15 Jun 12 - 05:47 PM (#3363921)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie

That's a hot issue


15 Jun 12 - 07:27 PM (#3363959)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Rapparee

There's a song in this, if you can get to the bottom of it.


15 Jun 12 - 07:42 PM (#3363963)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Amergin

This is in Ohio...kinda makes you wonder what Spaw's been lighting his farts again.


15 Jun 12 - 07:54 PM (#3363965)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Bobert

Bung Wad Blues, that much is fir sure...

Who wants to write it???

I'll sing it if half good...

B~


15 Jun 12 - 08:01 PM (#3363968)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu

Rollin down the highway... lookin for adventure...


15 Jun 12 - 08:01 PM (#3363970)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu

Did anyone get side "swiped"?


15 Jun 12 - 08:51 PM (#3363988)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth

Why is toilet paper like Star Trek's U.S.S. Enterprize?

It orbits Uranus searching for Kling-ons.

Don Firth


15 Jun 12 - 09:10 PM (#3363991)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu

Severn! We need ya badly!


16 Jun 12 - 11:29 AM (#3364196)
Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Bill D

from Louisiana:

"If you're heading eastbound on I-20 this morning, you may want to take your cereal. There are going to be some delays because an 18-wheeler carrying thousands of gallons of milk over-turned early this morning.It's blocking the eastbound lanes of Interstate 20.Traffic is being diverted to the Goodwill Road exit to Highway 80 to Dixie Inn. Drivers can get back on I-20 at mile marker 44."

These accidents need to be coordinated...