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BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?

18 Jun 12 - 12:06 PM (#3365008)
Subject: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Becca72

reminds me of something...


Banana?


18 Jun 12 - 12:11 PM (#3365014)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Jack the Sailor

Sausage links are the numchucks of the food world.


18 Jun 12 - 12:13 PM (#3365016)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: GUEST,999

Nunchaku.


18 Jun 12 - 12:13 PM (#3365017)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: GUEST,999

Cross-posted JtS.


18 Jun 12 - 01:09 PM (#3365039)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: John MacKenzie

The place is going from bad to wurst.


18 Jun 12 - 01:10 PM (#3365040)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: dick greenhaus

I'm trying to remember names, but the story goes that a biologist was once challenged to a duel. He chose sausages as his weapon, explaining that one of them was infected with a dread disease, and that the challenger could choose his weapon and eat it, while he would eat the other one. The challenger backed down.


18 Jun 12 - 02:08 PM (#3365073)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: GUEST,Eliza

LOL dick, sausages at dawn!!


18 Jun 12 - 02:12 PM (#3365076)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: gnu

Sobeys had 1kg packs of "German Style Sausages" on sale today. One sausage : 340 cal and 19% of daily sodium intake. THAT is deadly.


18 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM (#3365079)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Will Fly

A number of ladies, over the years, could testify that my sausage was a deadly weapon.

Not that I like to boast, you understand...


18 Jun 12 - 02:19 PM (#3365082)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Rapparee

They caught the guy with the loot, but what happened to the sausages? What sort were they? Smoked or not? This is all germane to the arrest, for as everyone knows an attack with, say, bratwurst would be far more serious than one with black pudding or wieners.


18 Jun 12 - 02:22 PM (#3365084)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: GUEST,999

I fail to see what the Germanes have to do with this.


18 Jun 12 - 02:41 PM (#3365095)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Rapparee

Surely you've had Germane Sausage!


18 Jun 12 - 03:05 PM (#3365108)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: John MacKenzie

Porky and Best


18 Jun 12 - 03:12 PM (#3365111)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Bill D

The comic strip "Bloom County" had a series about the 'penguin', Opus, being harassed on the street by a mime, and beating up the offender with a bratwurst. I wish I had time to scan those pages.


18 Jun 12 - 03:16 PM (#3365113)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Jack the Sailor

I think it might have been an "olive loaf"


18 Jun 12 - 03:21 PM (#3365115)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: John MacKenzie

Prick with a fork.


18 Jun 12 - 03:34 PM (#3365122)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Becca72

LOL John!


18 Jun 12 - 03:59 PM (#3365133)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

What is deadly about Sobey's German style sausages? One would have to eat five to get the recommended daily intake of salt.

Hmmm, I'll take one in a sourdough bun with Ketchup, sweet pickle relish, minced red onion, and Edam medium cheese.


18 Jun 12 - 04:20 PM (#3365139)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

What is deadly about Sobey's German style sausages? One would have to eat five to get the recommended daily intake of salt.


18 Jun 12 - 04:56 PM (#3365149)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: SINSULL

They found the sausages. They had been stolen from a nearby food cart. The wrench was the deadly weapon I think.
Now how about the lady who found a killer spider with hairy legs in her Mini ravioli?


18 Jun 12 - 05:02 PM (#3365154)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Bert

I love a sausage
a bonny bonny sausage
I put it in the oven for my tea
I went down the cellar
to get my umberella
and the sausage ran after me.


18 Jun 12 - 05:19 PM (#3365166)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Bill D

Oh my.... yes, JtS... Olive loaf!! How the elderly mind transmogrifies memories!~


and thank you for doing the search *I* should have done.


18 Jun 12 - 05:23 PM (#3365170)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Bill D

and, the following day...contemplation of the sin


18 Jun 12 - 05:42 PM (#3365178)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: John MacKenzie

I love a sausage
A Co-operative sausage
Though ye cannae get near it fir the smell
If ye fry it wi' an ingin
Ye'll hear the ingin singin
Mary ma Scots Bluebell.


18 Jun 12 - 08:54 PM (#3365235)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: gnu

Q... 19% of your daily intake is for an average person... deadly for someone who is not average. Besides... who eats just one little sausage? If yer gonna sausage... SAUSAGE! Salt em away!


18 Jun 12 - 09:06 PM (#3365241)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Jack the Sailor

That is some funny stuff Bill D and almost current in Tea Party America.


19 Jun 12 - 10:43 AM (#3365456)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: frogprince

I'm looking forward to assaulting someone with a sausage again one of these day.


19 Jun 12 - 12:07 PM (#3365481)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: Jack the Sailor

But don't tell the Michigan legislature where you plan to put the sausage.


19 Jun 12 - 01:30 PM (#3365505)
Subject: RE: BS: Sausages= deadly weapon?
From: John MacKenzie

Nothing could be finer than to be in your ***ina,in the mo-o-orning ♫♫♪