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BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????

25 Jun 12 - 04:59 PM (#3367910)
Subject: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Little Hawk

Okay, note the length of the title of this thread. That was the longest that I could make it, including all those question marks, because the dialogue box for the thread title wouldn't hold any more letters and spaces.

And yet I see thread titles here and there on the forum page which are longer than that!

How are they doing it? What is the secret?


25 Jun 12 - 05:10 PM (#3367916)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: gnu

Grasshopper. Some things are beyond your understanding. You need to study at the foot of a clone.


25 Jun 12 - 05:17 PM (#3367920)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Little Hawk

As long as it isn't a clone of Margaret Thatcher. Or Jerry Lewis.


25 Jun 12 - 05:22 PM (#3367924)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Rapparee

It is a clone of Winona Ryder, and she has been bred to find you disgusting.


25 Jun 12 - 05:25 PM (#3367926)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: GUEST,Eliza

Little Hawk, I've noticed that some of the titles don't include BS at the beginning. Might this allow them a few more spaces?


25 Jun 12 - 05:32 PM (#3367932)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Rapparee

No. I think that the additions are intended to clarify the thread title. E.g., Healing thoughts & prayers please (Nigel Paterson) and BS: President Romney (prediction only), which did not originally have the parenthetical addition.

I think you could just eliminate vowels. This thread would become "Hw d w gt lngr thrd ttls?????" -- or do that and cram it all together as well: "Hwdwgtlngrthrdttls?????".


25 Jun 12 - 05:39 PM (#3367938)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Jack the Sailor

Vowelless concatenation.


25 Jun 12 - 06:27 PM (#3367961)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: artbrooks

Or just translate it into Canadian: "longer litles, eh?"


25 Jun 12 - 06:40 PM (#3367965)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: gnu

Never worked for Conrad Black. Eh?


25 Jun 12 - 07:42 PM (#3367987)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: number 6

Hmmmmm

goodquestionLH.AnothermysterypresentedhereintheMadcat.SortalikeisYassarArafatdead?

ButthenagainlikemanymystriesraisedtoquestionhereintheMadcatdowereallygivearat'sass.

biLL


25 Jun 12 - 07:49 PM (#3367991)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: gnu

Apparentlysomedo, six.


25 Jun 12 - 10:01 PM (#3368031)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: GUEST,999

"How do we get longer thread titles??????"

Use more words. Trust me on this one, LH.


25 Jun 12 - 10:02 PM (#3368032)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Max issues all moderators a pair of pneumatically operated dialogue box stretchers. Mods can use them to make thread titles longer, but you and I can't. Using the stretchers is a potentially dangerous operation, and mods must take a special training course. If used improperly, they can slip, causing the dialogue box to snap shut, which would make the thread title to look like this: "|".


25 Jun 12 - 10:07 PM (#3368034)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Rapparee

I hope that he also issues them a bicycle pump to use with the stretchers in case the power goes out.


25 Jun 12 - 10:26 PM (#3368041)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: katlaughing

LMAO, B-d-l, best, most creative guess, yet.:-)

LH, if you need help making it longer, holler at a mod and we'll do all we can.:-)


25 Jun 12 - 10:55 PM (#3368044)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Stilly River Sage

Good one, Bruce! (Actually, both Bruces - good posts!) :)

SRS


26 Jun 12 - 12:35 AM (#3368058)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Little Hawk

Beautiful answer, Bee-Dub. ;-) Thanks, Kat, I'll do that if I ever need to.


26 Jun 12 - 05:21 PM (#3368361)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Bonzo3legs

Is a high - visibility jacket required?


26 Jun 12 - 06:55 PM (#3368402)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Tootler

You get down on your (virtual) knees and grovel at the foot of one of the esteemed mudelves.

Providing you utter the correct incantations and fondle the entrails of a recently slaughtered chicken, they might just (only might) apply the aforesaid dialogue box stretchers.

Of course if you make just a tiny error in the incantation or the conformation of the entrails of the said slaughtered chicken are not propitious, then the aforementioned stretchers are liable to be applied to certain painful parts of your anatomy so making such requests is fraught with danger.


26 Jun 12 - 09:02 PM (#3368463)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Ed T

""When he came out of the pool, he only had a two inch thread tool""


26 Jun 12 - 09:20 PM (#3368469)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we get longer thread titles??????
From: Joe Offer

More or less, there are five or six spaces available to moderators for "wiggle room." It gives us a little space in case something needs to be added for clarification. If you really need something added in those six spaces, ask a moderator - but don't do it as a matter of habit, please.
-Joe-