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10 Jul 12 - 06:18 AM (#3374336) Subject: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: Georgiansilver I have been compiling a list of workers and their possible 'characteristics and thought it might be a bit of fun for all to share.... bit of light hearted banter!.... For instance..... The new Dentist looks down in the mouth!... or... the new chiropodist hasn't found his feet yet!.... or... The new judge is a real case!....... anyone any to add!!!! |
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10 Jul 12 - 06:31 AM (#3374343) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: GUEST,Eliza The teacher who has just been before the board? The chef who found himself in the soup? The jockey who does everything at the gallop? The porn star who finds his job rather hard? |
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10 Jul 12 - 08:22 AM (#3374371) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: John MacKenzie The fencing contractor who looked a little pale. The butcher who had a hearty laugh The navigator who went on compass-ionate leave. The cobbler who liked sole music. The folk singer who lost his keys. I'll get me coat! |
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10 Jul 12 - 09:21 AM (#3374384) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: Georgiansilver The new toilet attendant looked flushed (but it was just a flash in the pan) The new disc jockey slipped a disc whilst performing The new baker uses his loaf |
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10 Jul 12 - 11:31 AM (#3374434) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: John MacKenzie The street sweeper who had a brush with the law The policeman who looked a bit blue The matchless pyromaniac The bad tempered photographer who snapped at his model. |
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10 Jul 12 - 12:41 PM (#3374481) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: GUEST,Eliza All this reminds me of when I last had a filling. Before giving me an injection, the dentist said, "You'll just feel a tiny prick" and I was so nervous I forgot myself and said "How very disappointing!" (This is absolutely true.) |
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10 Jul 12 - 01:13 PM (#3374499) Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game. From: Michael The new carpenter who needed a joint before he could work. The new brickie in need of something to lay. The new roofer who had a slate loose. The Northumbrian plumber who needed to practice his pipes. The electrician who was confused; didn't know what on earth to do. The new painter who hadn't read his primer. |