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13 Jul 12 - 01:34 PM (#3375785) Subject: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Rapparee In Las Vegas, police had to shoot and kill one supporter of Chongo Chimp and use a tranquilizer dart on another! Is this the sort of President for the US -- one whose supporters destroy quiet neighborhoods and threaten other animals? No! I say! There has been enough of that! Vote Rap -- He's Only In It For The Money! LAS VEGAS (AP) -- Authorities say they had no choice but to kill one rampaging chimpanzee and tranquilize another after the primates escaped a Las Vegas-area backyard and tore through a neighborhood, pounding on cars and jumping into at least one vehicle. No people were hurt when the agitated animals escaped their enclosure about 10 a.m. Thursday and started running through yards and opening car doors in a community of horse pens, palm trees and tile-roofed, landscaped homes. Area resident David Plunkett said he saw the male chimpanzee leap on top of a police car - with its lights on and an officer inside - before the animal jumped to the ground and headed into a vacant lot. "We tried to establish a perimeter until the experts arrived," said Officer Marcus Martin, a Las Vegas police spokesman. "But at least for the first animal, they couldn't get there in time." The Las Vegas-area chimps were on the loose for about 30 minutes with police trying to corral them before a male primate believed to weigh more than 150 pounds was shot and killed. The other chimp, a female, was shot with a tranquilizer dart but continued to roam the area for several more minutes before she was hit with a second dart. |
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13 Jul 12 - 02:20 PM (#3375802) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Jack the Sailor Which is the dumber animal; The Chimp? The Person who keeps the chimp as a pet? |
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13 Jul 12 - 02:27 PM (#3375803) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell But that incident never would have happened if Chongo were president! Chongo would guarantee that every chimp got a daily ration of rotgut to keep him or her in a mellow state. The only reason those poor apes went apeshit is because someone ignored their basic need for mind-altering chemicals, leading them to escape in hopes of getting a cheap dirty buzz from a tranquilizer dart. |
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13 Jul 12 - 02:55 PM (#3375820) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,999 This will play hell with banana futures. If he won't legalize pot, I ain't votin' for him, and that's that. |
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13 Jul 12 - 02:57 PM (#3375822) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Jack the Sailor Bananas don't have much of a future if there are hungry chimps around. |
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13 Jul 12 - 02:58 PM (#3375824) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,999 There ya go. Jack nailed it in one. |
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13 Jul 12 - 04:07 PM (#3375856) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I WILL legalize pot, 999. I have made that crystal clear already. Not fer sale, mind ya, but I will legalize it to be homegrown and for personal use by whoever wants to grow it...they just won't be able to market it to other folks. That eliminates the money angle...which eliminates the interests of organized crime. Nothin' would change much, except the cops would be able to spend their time doin' somethin' more useful than runnin' around burnin' marijuana crops...the growers could stop bein' paranoid...the criminals would have to find some other way to make their money (like ownin' a casino or a bank)...and the whole situation would calm right down. Meanwhile, we got another shameful tragedy on our hands with another dead chimp, a victim of apartheid, rank specism, and primate abuse of the most flagrant sort! Whaddy think most humans would end up like if they was confined indoors or in a cage all their life, treated like "pets", not taken seriously, and not allowed to live a free life under their own jurisdiction? Huh? Whaddya think? They'd break out one day, go a bit nuts, and probably get shot by some panicky police officer, that's what. NO Chimp is gonna be treated like a "pet" or a prisoner after I get elected, unless it's a Chimp who has broken the law...in which case the usual penalties would apply just like they do with humans. Equality. That's what the APP is for. If yer against equality, then yer against us, and against everything America stands for....or used to, anyway. I predict that this latest incident will provoke a massive new wave of public support for the APP. - Chongo |
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13 Jul 12 - 04:18 PM (#3375861) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,999 You have addressed my question in a thoughtful manner, at once polite and exactly what I wanted to hear. Thank you. |
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13 Jul 12 - 04:24 PM (#3375862) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Jack the Sailor If you thought the birth certificate and African heritage were tough for The President, try getting a chimp with a liberal platform on the ballot in Arizona. |
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13 Jul 12 - 04:39 PM (#3375867) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,999 LOL |
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13 Jul 12 - 07:33 PM (#3375920) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Yup, Arizona is provin' to be a tough state for the APP to make inroads in, I'll admit that. - Chongo |
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13 Jul 12 - 09:00 PM (#3375953) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: Rapparee Especially for a transgendered monkey who wasn't born in the US. |
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14 Jul 12 - 09:33 AM (#3376093) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,999 AND, lest it be forgot, he also smokes Cuban cigars. |
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14 Jul 12 - 12:22 PM (#3376147) Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Backers Threat To US!!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Hey, c'mon! All the big players do that. Ya think Bill Clinton and Clint Eastwood don't smoke Cubans? - Chongo |