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09 Aug 12 - 04:56 PM (#3388114) Subject: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude I admit it .. I am DB Cooper, so go ahead and whisper it, I admit it. I did the jump, I got away with it ... yea that it .. thats that geeze, busted ... so what, I ain't giving any of ya any of the loot either. I hid some in the Oregon woods, I never tell .. gets your own shovel if you dare .. come on .. its there for the finding |
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09 Aug 12 - 05:44 PM (#3388125) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Bill D That was when you were youngdude? |
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09 Aug 12 - 05:50 PM (#3388127) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Mrrzy Hey, you can't have it both ways, either you're busted or you got away with it... But this would be really funny, I think. |
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09 Aug 12 - 06:19 PM (#3388137) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude It wasn't so funny going outta that 727 no sireee it wasn't. Had my nads coming out my ears when that there chute opened up .. nearly froze em off also ... I gots away with it I did. you see there are all these comspiracy theories that Bobster what in on it ... naw he wasn't, I asked him and he said no way .. the pussy and .. rap wasn't either cause he would rat me out like he did to my mrs on my last jump ... you Prick ... anyway .. my loot is gone and now that I am older, can't remember were I buried the rest of the dang stuff ... so if in ya wanna help .. I split it with ya |
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09 Aug 12 - 06:30 PM (#3388143) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: GUEST,olddude In case ya was wondering .. DB stands fer "Da Bird" Cooper, cause I be flyin I was. |
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09 Aug 12 - 07:08 PM (#3388153) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Ebbie I'm from Oregon and I remember it well. In fact I distinctly recall hearin' the singin' on the way down. (- is there a statute of limitations on the flight? I suspect that federal crimes are forever, so Dan, you might want to shut your clapper. Don't you worry none- we won't tell. bwaaaaaahhhhah) |
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09 Aug 12 - 07:11 PM (#3388154) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude Rap wlll Ebbie, I still think he ratted me out to the Mrs he did |
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09 Aug 12 - 07:24 PM (#3388159) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude Well I took one of the 20's into the 7-11, the hindu guy rubbed it with one of the magic markers and it didn't turn yellow cause it is an older bill. He said, can't accept this ... what the hell !!! now I gotta do it again and ask for Euros. No luck ever |
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09 Aug 12 - 08:41 PM (#3388182) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Rapparee I'm pretty sure I've never met your wife, ever. Or talked to her, exchanged emails, sent semaphore signals, used CW or IM, or in any other way communicated anything to her except that Olddude is trustworthy, loyal, brave, clean, reverent, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful and thrifty. "D.B. Cooper" -- a "Daniel B. Cooper" visited my late Great-Aunt Marie Cooper just before the incident. He stayed for two weeks and has never been seen again. No one in the family (except Aunt Marie) knew him or had even heard of him before. Aunt Marie died in 1990, so it would be hard to ask her about him now. My brother told me about this and you could ask him, but I don't suggest it because he likes to shoot first and let you ask questions if you survive. |
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10 Aug 12 - 12:11 AM (#3388212) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: GUEST,olddude ok I believe ya Rap, gotta be Froggie , yea that's it. But I don't remember visiting your aunt but my memory ain't what it use to be. Dang where did I leave my shoe |
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10 Aug 12 - 10:17 AM (#3388329) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: GUEST,leeneia Don't be blaming rap, olddude. You shouldn't have left the credit-card receipt for the jump on your dresser. That, plus the charge on the Visa bill from Super-Adrenaline Take the Plunge Services sealed your fate. I'm glad to hear that the DB Cooper mystery is finally solved. (My lips are sealed, of course.) Too bad about the loot. Endangered owls have probably used it to build their nests by now. |
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10 Aug 12 - 10:20 AM (#3388332) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Rapparee Nah, my second-cousin Dan was living it up amidst the narcos of Colombia. For about twelve hours.... |
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10 Aug 12 - 10:43 AM (#3388340) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Bobert Send me a sack of unmarked bills ($20s preferred, no $1s) and I won't turn you in... B;~) |
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10 Aug 12 - 10:49 AM (#3388347) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude Hey Rap, in your list you didn't mention ratting me out via carrier pigeon ... hmmmm maybe you just forgot that one or maybe ... hmmmmmm Checks in the mail Bobster |
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10 Aug 12 - 10:57 AM (#3388352) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Bobert No checks... Send cash!!! Send it UPS and wrap it up tight with lots of packing tape... Send it "overnight"... When I get it I'll reimburse you for the shipping... But send it right now so I'll have it to go buy me a new geetar tomorrow... B~ |
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10 Aug 12 - 11:36 AM (#3388365) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude OK, but the bills I have were printed with Kendall's picture on em .. I wondered when they gave me that bag on the jet plane |
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10 Aug 12 - 11:43 AM (#3388369) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Ebbie I'll take a bag. (I'm rich! I'm rich!) |
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10 Aug 12 - 12:19 PM (#3388379) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude Kendall even has his pipe and old car in the background on the 20 dollar bills ... |
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10 Aug 12 - 01:04 PM (#3388396) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Rapparee Yeah, a 1921 Ford. The picture was taken the day after he bought it new. |
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10 Aug 12 - 01:47 PM (#3388413) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: olddude I was disappointed he didn't have a beaver skin top hat on. I should have know the money was legit without it. I mean Kendall currency is accepted everywhere but without the beaver hat ... it is fake .. my mistake. Took a big jump outta plane for not I guess. Euros next time |
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10 Aug 12 - 02:20 PM (#3388423) Subject: RE: BS: Ok you caught me so what From: Rapparee Try gold. Euros are kinda shaky right now. |