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new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone

22 Oct 99 - 01:43 PM (#126832)
Subject: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum

There's gotta be someone already workin' on this tune. A gentle giant reborn after countless ages frozen in the cold cold north ... he's his own Mother and Father, he's a clone, he's all alone, darn those 'anti-cloners' anyway, wooly's back and he means to stay, etc., etc.

CNN and Time will poll the US public with the 'deep' philiosophical question; "Should we clone the frozen Wooly?" but Mudcatters will write the song of Wooly's adevntures! Of course we should clone him ... how else can we write his tale? Or do I mean right his tale, or better yet; right his tail!


22 Oct 99 - 01:51 PM (#126839)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: lamarca

In case you're wondering what Liam's talking about, read one story about the Jarkov Mammoth here.

Do you suppose he would be afraid of my cloned mice?


22 Oct 99 - 01:52 PM (#126840)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum

lol lamarca! I suspect he would be afraid of your cloned mice!


22 Oct 99 - 01:55 PM (#126842)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: lamarca

"Oh, give me a clone,
Of my mammoth who roams
'Neath Siberia's tundra and ice
He's furry and strong
And twenty feet long
But seems to be frightened of mice..."


22 Oct 99 - 02:12 PM (#126859)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum

Chorus:

"home home and deranged
now the years and the seasons have changed
he has no friends around, but he's glad he's been found
though his own DNA's rearranged"


22 Oct 99 - 02:37 PM (#126878)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: MMario

Thank you for sending me off into gales of laughter as my bosses supervisor walked past my cubbie....my reputation as "wierd" grows....

love the verse and chorus...


22 Oct 99 - 03:23 PM (#126903)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum

chuckle - sorry MMario ....

I actually left a print out of the Web news story in the Mens room, so my collegues would be able to consider the merits of the story while they sit in their favorite work related 'reading' room.


22 Oct 99 - 03:29 PM (#126906)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: MMario

De nada - I already have the rep...and I'd rather get the laughter and have the rep then be considered "normal" anyway


22 Oct 99 - 10:27 PM (#127024)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: McGrath of Harlow

Well I've got a song on my site "Everybody must get cloned", with a line "They'll clone you cos they like your woolly hair". I wrote it back in 97, but it'll likely enough get a few mammoth features soon enough.

The Cloning Song


23 Oct 99 - 11:53 AM (#127163)
Subject: RE: new song 'bout wooly mammoth clone
From: JedMarum

mcgrath, it would appear that your words have proven prophetic!