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BS: I tracked down Spaw

25 Aug 12 - 03:06 PM (#3395015)
Subject: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: frogprince

He claims he lives in Ohio, but we found his place in a little town in Quebec.!


25 Aug 12 - 03:34 PM (#3395027)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: JohnInKansas

Tried calling the phone number on the window, but when I tried "talkin' Spaw" at them they claimed it was a unrecognizable language and hung up.

Obviously that place is a "false lead," probably planted to deliberately mislead all the "hotties" who've been so aggresively pursuing him. (It probably does get tiresome after so many many many many many ... years.)

John


25 Aug 12 - 03:58 PM (#3395041)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu

Must be a Frenchise location.


25 Aug 12 - 05:24 PM (#3395075)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Beer

Wonder if he is a Separatist?
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25 Aug 12 - 06:30 PM (#3395102)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: michaelr

He must be behind the bricked-up door. The stench, you know.


25 Aug 12 - 07:12 PM (#3395115)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Bee-dubya-ell

That's not a bricked up door. It's an emergency escape hatch.


25 Aug 12 - 07:41 PM (#3395124)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu

Imaginez - Qu'un Homme - Flatulent


25 Aug 12 - 07:44 PM (#3395127)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: gnu

My apologies for the vague reference. Of course, I "quote" Harmonium, Harmonium...

Imaginez
Qu'un Homme - musicien
Vienne voir si je suis vivant
Charg par ses mille instruments
Y'en avait un pour moi, justement
Il est entr
Sans rien me dire
L'encre s'est mise a couler
Dans ma tte et sur un vieux papier
Il m'a dit de vous dire
Qu'il n'y a plus rien dire
Il m'a dit de vous dire
D'couter
D'couter le silence
Qui voudrait bien reprendre
Sa place dans la balance
Se remettre au monde
A chaque seconde
Imaginez
Qu'un Homme - musicien
Joue des airs d'un autre temps
Dlivrant son corps de ses talents
Il a pu faire de moi son enfant
Il m'a souri
Ca m'a fait rire
On a jou quelques instants
S'amusant a faire ses harmonies
Il m'a dit de vous dire...

And, no, Spaw doesn't fart better en Fracnaise.


25 Aug 12 - 08:58 PM (#3395159)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Rapparee

Tracking down Spaw is easy -- follow the scat.


25 Aug 12 - 10:36 PM (#3395199)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: JennieG

Don't you mean follow l'escat?

Seems Le Spaw is a chain of pet grooming salons in Canada......wonder if they would groom Bigfoot too? or Sasquatch?

Le mind boggles......

Cheers
JennieG


25 Aug 12 - 10:43 PM (#3395202)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Noreen

Stinking Spaw...


26 Aug 12 - 07:26 AM (#3395314)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Gallus Moll

why did I always assume spaw was female- - - - ?


26 Aug 12 - 01:17 PM (#3395461)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: GUEST,999

You know any women who fart like him? Jaysus. Put Spaw on a medium sized asteroid travelling at 30,000 km/hr, and he could 'pass wind' and alter the trajectory of its forward motion. He ain't no garden variety gas passer. He has a certain authority to do with the matter. Of such things are legends made.


26 Aug 12 - 06:22 PM (#3395586)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: artbrooks

Could someone please explain to me the positive value, if any, of locating Spaw?


26 Aug 12 - 06:24 PM (#3395587)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Janie

We know where he is, and can plan or protect ourselves accordingly...


27 Aug 12 - 01:26 AM (#3395732)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: michaelr

Upwind!


27 Aug 12 - 01:38 AM (#3395737)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Little Hawk

Looks like someone threw a rock through his upstairs window.


27 Aug 12 - 05:19 AM (#3395784)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: akenaton

From Scotland??!!!


27 Aug 12 - 05:45 PM (#3396076)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: olddude

Was there a terrible smell, a bone chilling howl and some very large foot prints?


28 Aug 12 - 12:14 PM (#3396486)
Subject: RE: BS: I tracked down Spaw
From: Little Hawk

Was there the trail of something dragging along between those footprints? Spaw has been spreading rumors about that for years, and I want to know if they are true.