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BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest

30 Aug 12 - 10:00 AM (#3397530)
Subject: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee

Senior informed sources report that President Obama and candidate Romney were caught in a police raid on a "love nest" in Southern New Jersey. Also caught were the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England, who were not named "due to diplomatic immunity." Joseph Biden and someone name "Ryan" were also taken into custody. A frowsy blonde, believed to be Anne Coulter, fled the scene with a fat little man believed to be someone named or called "Rushie."

More as this develops.


30 Aug 12 - 10:21 AM (#3397545)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bobert

I don't think it was "Rushie", Rap... Word on the street it was that womanizer, Newt... Rushie ain't exactly into women, you know, unless they have a bottle of pills in their purse...

The rest of the story holds up...

B;~)


30 Aug 12 - 10:52 AM (#3397566)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Henry Krinkle

A same sex love nest?
(:-( O)=


30 Aug 12 - 11:19 AM (#3397580)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk

LOL! I can hardly believe that Chongo was not there too. He tends to "hang" with people like that whenever he can manage it.


30 Aug 12 - 11:22 AM (#3397584)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie

I'm so glad that we showed such discretion in not naming the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England. This way the people won't know for sure.


30 Aug 12 - 11:35 AM (#3397590)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bill D

"Senior informed sources report .."

One does wonder just who 'informs' senior sources... junior sources? Infantile sources?


30 Aug 12 - 11:52 AM (#3397598)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Beer

Sounds like a WikiLeaks to me.
Adrien


30 Aug 12 - 11:56 AM (#3397600)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Richard Bridge

Not just a leaks but a squirts.


30 Aug 12 - 12:12 PM (#3397606)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk

The Canadian Prime Minister is Stephen Harper. The Queen is Elizabeth II.


30 Aug 12 - 12:20 PM (#3397616)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bee-dubya-ell

How do you know Chongo wasn't there? Perhaps his private eye trained ability to sniff danger plus his simian ability to rise above the crowd allowed him to get away before the raid went down.


30 Aug 12 - 12:21 PM (#3397619)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Pete Jennings

"The" Queen LH? Surely you mean "HM The Queen"! I fear Chongo is having too much of a bad influence on you...


30 Aug 12 - 12:37 PM (#3397630)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Charley Noble

More completely described, perhaps, as a coocoo's nest.

Charley Noble


30 Aug 12 - 01:01 PM (#3397639)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie

Ebbie: I'm so glad that we showed such discretion in not naming the Canadian Prime Minister and the Queen of England. This way the people won't know for sure.

Little Hawk: The Canadian Prime Minister is Stephen Harper. The Queen is Elizabeth II.

hahahahahah I guess I should have included a smiley. hahhaahahah


30 Aug 12 - 02:14 PM (#3397679)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: gnu

The Right Honourable Prime Minister of Canada was not present at the "nest". Immmpossible. If he had been there, he would have screwed (up) the works... and wouldn't have messed up his hair one bit.


30 Aug 12 - 02:29 PM (#3397693)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk

I was just playing the straight man, Ebbie. ;-)

Pete - Oh, dear! You're right. Quite a faux pas on my part, that was. Her Magesty the Queen it is!


30 Aug 12 - 03:08 PM (#3397717)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Don Firth

I checked this out on PolitFacts, and they gave it a "Pants on Fire" rating.

Everybody's pants were on fire. That's the kind of party it was!

Don Firth


30 Aug 12 - 04:29 PM (#3397770)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Little Hawk

Shocking!


30 Aug 12 - 04:58 PM (#3397784)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: GUEST,mando-player-91

I want to know how old these people are who make up these stories and believe .... someone has been watching fox news to much


30 Aug 12 - 10:03 PM (#3397884)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee

The informed sources were senior officials who declined to be named because they were not authorized to discuss the matter with the media. Mr. Newt G. was apparently seen running from the "Love Nest" sans culottes and escaped detection by hiding in a thicket of poison ivy and blackberry bushes.


30 Aug 12 - 10:08 PM (#3397891)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie

Mr. N. G. will not be available for interview for a week or so.


30 Aug 12 - 10:08 PM (#3397892)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Don Firth

Lookin' for anything that will tickle his fancy!

(snicker snicker)

Don Firth


30 Aug 12 - 10:12 PM (#3397894)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: SINSULL

Sorry, Neither Newt nor Rush has run anywhere in many years. Rolled down a hill maybe but there's no running going on there.
This whole business sounds like a Faux News Story.
SINS


30 Aug 12 - 10:13 PM (#3397895)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: SINSULL

But I do believe the story that Newt is next in line for the papacy has some merit. Watch and see.


30 Aug 12 - 10:25 PM (#3397901)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee

Hey, I only report what I find out. Do you people (or any of you) think that I would make something like this up???? Of course not! I deal in facts, just as I dealt in facts for more than forty years as a librarian! This stuff is real, just like the rest of the news out of Washington and Tampa and SF and Big Neck and Dull Center.


30 Aug 12 - 11:01 PM (#3397909)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I want to know how old these people are who make up these stories....

Generally at least 65. You see, if you've been around for that long, you've probably told the truth so many times you get free passes on a lot of lies. If you've mostly told the truth in your younger days, telling a few whoppers in your geezerhood probably won't result in your immortal soul being condemned to spend eternity in hellfire. Your pants, maybe, but not your eternal soul.


30 Aug 12 - 11:58 PM (#3397921)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Ebbie

"Your pants, maybe, but not your eternal soul"

lol


31 Aug 12 - 09:15 PM (#3398417)
Subject: RE: BS: Obama, Romney Caught In Love Nest
From: Rapparee

Hot pants, huh?