06 Sep 12 - 03:45 PM (#3400960) Subject: Great opening lines From: kendall How about a bit of fun? All poems, songs and stories start with a single line. They are meant to grab you right off the bat. Some of my favorites: In the beginning.The Bible It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.Tale of two cities If I had wanted to live, I would have died.Silverlock Awake, for morning in the bowl of night...Omar Khayyam. I woke up this Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. Sunday morning coming down. She went down last October in a pouring driving rain.. Mary Ellen Carter. Call me Ishmael. Moby Dick. |
06 Sep 12 - 03:53 PM (#3400961) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Blandiver My favourite opening: Not everybody knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade, but first it is better to speak of my friendship with John Divney because it was he who first knocked old Mathers down by giving him a great blow in the neck with a special bicycle-pump which he manufactured himself out of a hollow iron bar. A close second: The sweat wis lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling. Ah wis jist sitting thair, focusing oan the telly, tryin no tae notice the cunt. He wis bringing me doon. |
06 Sep 12 - 03:57 PM (#3400964) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,kenny "Ever since the day mah dug ate Auntie Bella..........." Sung by Iain MacIntosh [ RIP ] |
06 Sep 12 - 03:59 PM (#3400966) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: frogprince I remembered this as the opening line of a cloak-and-dagger/espionage tale, and tried to google the correct book; what I got was a different book which uses it as the title . "The last camel died at noon." |
06 Sep 12 - 04:05 PM (#3400973) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Ed It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." |
06 Sep 12 - 04:14 PM (#3400976) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,jonesnudger The wind is in from Africa, last night I couldn't sleep - Joni Mitchell |
06 Sep 12 - 04:18 PM (#3400977) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Don Firth "He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." The opening line of Scaramouche, by Rafael Sabatini. One of the most gripping historical novels I've ever read! (Compared to Sabatini's original story, the movie version with Stewart Granger kinda stank a lot! The acting was fine, but the script must have been written by the legendary "infinite number of chimpanzees.") Don Firth |
06 Sep 12 - 04:25 PM (#3400980) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Wesley S Ten years ago on a cold dark night, someone was killed 'neath the town hall light |
06 Sep 12 - 04:44 PM (#3400990) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Uncle Phil "Well I'll be damned, here comes your ghost again..." Diamonds and Rust, Joan Baez. The rest of the song drags on a bit, though. - Phil |
06 Sep 12 - 05:07 PM (#3401001) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,999 "When a Peacemaker's bullet hits you in, say, the leg, you don't curse, step into shelter, roll and light a cigarette one-handed then smartly shoot your assailant between the eyes. When the Peacemaker bullet hits your leg you fall to the ground unconscious, and if it hits the thigh-bone and you are lucky enough to survive the torn arteries and shock, then you will never walk again without crutches because a totally disintegrated femur leaves the surgeon with no option but to cut your leg off. And so I stood absolutely motionless, not breathing, for the Peacemaker Colt that had prompted this unpleasant train of thought was pointed directly at my right thigh." Alistair MacLean, 'When Eight Bells Toll'. |
06 Sep 12 - 05:18 PM (#3401005) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion '"Take my camel, dear", said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.' -- Rose Macaulay, The Towers Of Trebizond 'When men grow old and their balls turn cold...' -- Eskimo Nell ~M~ |
06 Sep 12 - 05:19 PM (#3401006) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Autoharper "Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." G.G. Marquez _One Hundred Years of Solitude_ |
06 Sep 12 - 05:20 PM (#3401007) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Guest TF. "When I think of all the crap I learned in High School" Paul Simon. |
06 Sep 12 - 05:35 PM (#3401014) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,DTM "Sitting in the shade of a rain-soaked orange blossom" as recorded by Lulu, composed by Tony Hazzard. |
06 Sep 12 - 05:39 PM (#3401016) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Bill D "I've been in this world all I wanta be.." old gospel/religious song "Bring My Savior to Me" ----------------------------------------- "Climb aboard a butterfly, and take off on a breeze..." 1950s pop song.. "Dreamer's Holiday" ------------------------------------------ "Why does your brand sae drap wi' bluid?" "Edward"...(and several of the following lines are kinda memorable, also) |
06 Sep 12 - 05:44 PM (#3401019) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Spleen Cringe "There used to be olive groves in Oldham till the government went and sold 'em"... Opening line of "I Scream for Ice Cream" by late, lamented Manchester punk band, The Corleones. |
06 Sep 12 - 06:11 PM (#3401027) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Guest Well I'm most depressed and sad When following a request for a happy song form a session attendee |
06 Sep 12 - 06:23 PM (#3401034) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Acorn4 "I like a good bum on a woman" -Jake Thackray. |
06 Sep 12 - 06:32 PM (#3401039) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: SINSULL "Who is John Galt?" "I dreamed I was back at Manderlay last night." |
06 Sep 12 - 06:35 PM (#3401041) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: SINSULL or Last night I dreamed I was back at Manderlay One of them is right. |
06 Sep 12 - 06:35 PM (#3401042) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Deckman "I haven't had so much fun since the time the hogs ate my kid sister!" ... bob nelson |
06 Sep 12 - 06:54 PM (#3401048) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Spleen Cringe A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. |
06 Sep 12 - 08:08 PM (#3401080) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Joe_F Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord Eh bien, mon prince,... See what the boys in the back room will have The young man walks by himself through the crowd that thins into the night streets; feet are tired from hours of walking; eyes greedy for warm curve of faces,... Let it rain, let it pour Eternal Father, strong to save You must eat when you are hungry Inch by inch, row by row Hark! the herald angels sing |
06 Sep 12 - 08:33 PM (#3401096) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: katlaughing You read my fine print like a scholar... a song by a long ago friend, it ends with, "I love ya, honey. That's the bottom line." |
06 Sep 12 - 11:27 PM (#3401157) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: ChanteyLass "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice |
07 Sep 12 - 02:07 AM (#3401175) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Larry The Radio Guy Mama gripped onto the milkman's hand And then she finally gave birth Years go by still i don't know Who shall inherit this earth (Mark Oliver Everett (The Eels): Lucky Day in Hell. |
07 Sep 12 - 02:39 AM (#3401179) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Allen in Oz " Unemployed at last !" Such is Life. Tom Collins aka Joseph Furphy. AD |
07 Sep 12 - 02:46 AM (#3401182) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Eliza "It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day..." |
07 Sep 12 - 03:07 AM (#3401187) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,BobL Once upon a time, there was... |
07 Sep 12 - 03:12 AM (#3401189) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: gnomad "Listen to me. I will tell you the truth about a man's life. I will tell you the truth about his love for women. That he never hates them. Already you think I'm on the wrong track. Stay with me. Really - I'm a master of magic." More than a line, but a terrific short opening paragraph from Mario Puzo's 'Fools Die' "When the girl came rushing up the steps, I decided she was wearing far too many clothes." Lindsey Davies 'The Silver Pigs' |
07 Sep 12 - 03:15 AM (#3401192) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion Here we go round the mulberry bush |
07 Sep 12 - 03:29 AM (#3401193) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Nigel Parsons "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again": Rebecca "When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.": The day of the Triffids" |
07 Sep 12 - 03:50 AM (#3401201) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion If music be the food of love, play on |
07 Sep 12 - 03:53 AM (#3401202) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion Lars Porsena of Clusium, by the nine gods he swore .,,.,. I come from haunts of coot and hern |
07 Sep 12 - 04:25 AM (#3401208) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,raymond greenoaken The Mississippi Delta was shining like a National guitar – Paul Simon We're all still here, no-one has gone away – Robin Williamson By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' lazy on the sea – Rudyard Kipling |
07 Sep 12 - 04:27 AM (#3401210) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Don Wise "They're selling postcards of the hanging........." "Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree" "The morris dance is common to all inhabited worlds in the multiverse." |
07 Sep 12 - 05:42 AM (#3401235) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: fat B****rd 'It was the day my grandmother exploded' Iain Banks. The Crow Road. |
07 Sep 12 - 05:54 AM (#3401239) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Blandiver To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched, courters'-and-rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishboat-bobbing sea. |
07 Sep 12 - 06:04 AM (#3401245) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Sandra in Sydney Under Milkwood can only be followed by It was a dark & stormy night ... (Snoopy) |
07 Sep 12 - 06:19 AM (#3401251) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Northerner In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. |
07 Sep 12 - 06:21 AM (#3401254) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion Sandra ~~ Lord Lytton beat Snoopy to it, alas... |
07 Sep 12 - 07:14 AM (#3401267) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: kendall I'm surprised that there are so few of the classics. |
07 Sep 12 - 07:32 AM (#3401269) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Bert There's a storm across the valley, clouds are rollin' in I sing a tale of a jealous male and a maid of sweet sixteen In Scarlet town where I was born, There was a fair maid dwellin' I won't sing of sherbert and water for sherbert and beer do not rhyme Believe me if all those endearing young charms which I gaze on so fondly today Who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt? Bheir me o, horo van o Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Now I taught the weeping willow how to cry, In the twilight glow I see, Blue eyes cryin' in the rain There was a troop of Irish dragoons Come marching down thru Fyvie, O Bows and flows of angel hair They are shifting Daddy's bones to build a sewer Butterfingers, I let you go. Cailin mo rùin-sa is leannan mo ghràidh, In days of jade there lived a maid, a prostitute of low repute Nah! there's just too many, I'm not through the letter 'C' yet. |
07 Sep 12 - 07:43 AM (#3401272) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Micca "White founts falling in the Courts of the sun, And the Soldan of Byzantium is smiling as they run; There is laughter like the fountains in that face of all men feared, It stirs the forest darkness, the darkness of his beard; It curls the blood-red crescent, the crescent of his lips; For the inmost sea of all the earth is shaken with his ships....." G K Chesterton "Lepanto" |
07 Sep 12 - 08:26 AM (#3401281) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Wesley S Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine. |
07 Sep 12 - 08:33 AM (#3401284) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Kit Griffiths The mountain sheep are sweeter, but the valley sheep are fatter, We therefore deemed it meeter to carry off the latter. |
07 Sep 12 - 09:37 AM (#3401313) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Larry The Radio Guy "Well hello there! It's been a long long time" |
07 Sep 12 - 11:35 AM (#3401347) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Little Polly Flinders sat among the cinders Little Jack Horner sat in a corner The Grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men Hushabye baby on the tree top Here we go looby loo, here we go looby light Goosey Goosey Gander, whither do you wander? One misty moisty morning when rainy was the weather ································································· Within the purview of the topic of this thread, doesn't Mother Goose have it every time!... ~Michael~ |
07 Sep 12 - 12:26 PM (#3401362) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,PatrickH The rain falls on my yellow locks, and the dew wets my skin My babe is cold in my arms, Lord Gregory let me in. Long past the midnight curfew we sat starry-eyed |
07 Sep 12 - 01:33 PM (#3401389) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST "F**k me she's got nice tits" said the judge as he observed the woman in the dock The Day Of The Grocer by William Rushton |
07 Sep 12 - 01:35 PM (#3401391) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Hendrix A-wop bop-a loo-mop, a-lop bam-boom |
07 Sep 12 - 02:27 PM (#3401400) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Don Firth Two nearly guaranteed LAST lines in real life: "Hey, guys! Watch this!" And "What's this red button for?" Don Firth |
07 Sep 12 - 02:36 PM (#3401403) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,petecockermouth hot chilli peppers in the blistering sun... rest of the line isn't so hot - nor has it popped into my brain most days in the last 40 years. and no,it hasn't become annoying, yet. |
07 Sep 12 - 02:47 PM (#3401406) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Bill D "she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff I was careful of her" e.e.cummings (who knows where the 1st line ends in a cummings poem?) |
07 Sep 12 - 02:58 PM (#3401411) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: gnomad "Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note, As his corse to the rampart we hurried; Not a soldier discharged his farewell shot O'er the grave where our hero we buried." 'The Burial of Sir John Moore after Corunna', Charles Wolfe. "Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred." 'The charge of the Light Brigade', Alfred, Lord Tennyson. "He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish." 'The Old Man and the Sea' Ernest Hemingway. "Have you stood by the ocean on a diamond-hard morning, And felt the horizon stir deep in your soul; Watched the wake of a steamer as it cut through blue water, Been gripped by a fever you just can't control?" 'Safe In The Harbour' Eric Bogle. |
07 Sep 12 - 03:20 PM (#3401420) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Howard Jones "It was the day my grandmother exploded." Ian Banks, The Crow Road |
07 Sep 12 - 03:40 PM (#3401423) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: katlaughing gnomad, nice to see Lindsey Davis quoted... |
07 Sep 12 - 06:16 PM (#3401471) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Brian Peters "Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Dr Robert Laing reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within this huge apartment building during the previous three months." J. G. Ballard, High Rise |
07 Sep 12 - 08:41 PM (#3401531) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Ebbie "I'm going back, can't way for day" from Rocky River Home MtheGM 05:18 PM '"Take my camel, dear", said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.' - I've gotta read this! |
08 Sep 12 - 07:19 AM (#3401611) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: kendall Sing oh goddess the anger of Achilles... The Iliad of Homer. Tell me, oh Muse of that ingenious hero...The Odyssey of Homer. |
08 Sep 12 - 08:33 AM (#3401623) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Bainbo I love Warren Zevon's For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer. Opening line: "I can saw a woman in two / But you won't want to look in the box when I do." |
08 Sep 12 - 08:41 AM (#3401626) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: The Sandman from a song, 1. In Nottamun town, not a soul would look up, Not a soul would look up, not a soul would look down, Not a soul would look up, not a soul would look down, To show me the way to fair Nottamun town. and this my all time favourite 'Twas gettin' dark, the team got bogged, The axle snapped in two I lost me matches and me pipe, Now what was I to do? The rains come down, 'twas bitter cold, And hungry too was I And the dog shat in the tuckerbox Nine miles from Gundagai .. |
08 Sep 12 - 09:58 AM (#3401641) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Mark Ross For Don Firth. The opening line from SCARAMOUCHE is my absolute favorite opening line. Mark Ross |
08 Sep 12 - 11:38 AM (#3401660) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Acorn4 "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect." Kafka "Metamorphosis". |
09 Sep 12 - 04:02 AM (#3401915) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,JTT In comes the captain's daughter, the captain of the Yeos Saying "Brave United Irishmen, we'll ne'er again be foes." |
09 Sep 12 - 04:38 AM (#3401918) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: DMcG "Science is the study of live, dead, and never-alive things. It is also about what happens to them". Not exactly famous, but it was the first sentence I copied into my science notebook at primary school and I clearly remember thinking that this was education really started. |
09 Sep 12 - 02:12 PM (#3402093) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Bat Goddess Reminding me of some more books to reread -- everything on my shelves by Sabatini, "Towers of Trebizond"...just reread "Moby-Dick" not that long ago (but I find new things in it every time I read it). Linn |
09 Sep 12 - 03:09 PM (#3402113) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,achmelvich her i am in your room, going through your stuff -said you'd be gone 5 minutes, that's time enough...... |
09 Sep 12 - 03:30 PM (#3402121) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion Arma virumque cano... |
09 Sep 12 - 03:35 PM (#3402126) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion שיר השירים אשר לשלומו |
09 Sep 12 - 04:21 PM (#3402141) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Don Firth It was the beast of times, it was the wurst of times. . . . Don Firth |
09 Sep 12 - 04:30 PM (#3402144) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: kendall Marley was dead; to begin with... A Christmas Carol. |
26 Sep 12 - 06:22 AM (#3410331) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: MGM·Lion A specialist drift ~~ IYO which of Shax plays has best opening line? 12N "Music food of love" Riii "Winter of discontent" Hamlet "Who's there?" "Nay, answer me!" ??? My own candidtae is probably Ant&Cleo: "Nay, but this dotage of our general's O'erflows the measure" -- obviously middle of a conversation, lands us superbly & dramatically in medias res. Unfortunately a rather uneven and messy and largely opaque play thereafter, IMO. Reminds me always of Rossini on Wagner: "de beaux moments, mais de mauvais quart d'heures." ~M~ |
26 Sep 12 - 06:40 AM (#3410337) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: BrendanB 'Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did, I got what I paid for now'. |
26 Sep 12 - 06:49 AM (#3410338) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Clive Pownceby "You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend. When I was down you just stood there grinning." Dylan - Positively 4th Street "Oh my but you have a pretty face, you favour a girl that I knew. I imagine that she's back in Tennessee and by God I should be there too. I've a sadness too sad to be true." Jesse Winchester - Brand New Tennessee Waltz Ain't it the truth? |
26 Sep 12 - 07:29 AM (#3410356) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Black Belt Caterpillar Wrestler "Life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb". - Mark Graham. |
26 Sep 12 - 07:58 AM (#3410369) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST She stood on the bridge at midnight |
26 Sep 12 - 08:19 AM (#3410377) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Hendrix Well Frank settled down in the valley, and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead |
26 Sep 12 - 08:29 AM (#3410383) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: ranger1 Terence, this is stupid stuff - A. E. Housman Tiger, tiger, burning bright - William Blake |
26 Sep 12 - 08:57 AM (#3410390) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST There's always been Ethel !!.... Peter Gabriel In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs ... Paul McCartney |
26 Sep 12 - 10:09 AM (#3410438) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: meself 'Twas on the good ship Venus, My god, you should have seen us! |
26 Sep 12 - 11:54 AM (#3410493) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Sailor Ron nOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BY THIS SUN OD YORK Though I'm a Lancastrian I still think this is as good an opening line as any. |
26 Sep 12 - 12:47 PM (#3410522) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Nigel Parsons When a man grows old, And his balls grow cold, And the tip ... |
26 Sep 12 - 01:00 PM (#3410532) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST In -------town, where I was born, there was a fair maid dwellin' My mother done me deadly spite, for she sent thieves in the dark of the night... As I walked out one bright summer's morning.. etc anon strikes again... |
26 Sep 12 - 01:14 PM (#3410536) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Micca [Silence] FIRST VOICE [very softly] To begin at the beginning: It is Spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched, courters'-and- rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboat-bobbing sea. Dylan Thomas, "Under Milk Wood" |
26 Sep 12 - 02:39 PM (#3410572) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Midchuck Let me sit down a minute, a stone got in my shoe. Don't you commence your cursin', I ain't done nothin' to you. Once I was young and handsome, had plenty o' cash and clothes. That was before I got to tipplin', and the gin got in my nose. |
26 Sep 12 - 05:38 PM (#3410639) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Gill Squire Trelawney, Dr. Livesey and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure Island from the beginning to the end... Fifteen men on the dead man's chest... and I guess you know the rest... |
26 Sep 12 - 06:32 PM (#3410664) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Joe_F "The meanest man in the United States, unearthed the other day in Chicago..." -- beginning of a newspaper column by H. L. Mencken in 1908. Who could resist reading on? |
26 Sep 12 - 06:45 PM (#3410672) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: The Sandman once upon a time there was a little white bull |
27 Sep 12 - 08:20 AM (#3410848) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Anne Neilson "Arise, ye workers (starvelings) from your slumbers!" Or how about "Yield not to temptation, for yielding is sin."? (Impressive to a non-believing 10 year-old, though possibly more for the tune...) And definitely one of my favourites, as well as "Ever since the day my dug ate Auntie Bella" (quoted by the second poster -- written by Jimmy Copeland, the late Scottish actor) -- "I to the hills will lift mine eyes", first line of Paraphrase 121 in the Scottish Metrical Psalms. |
27 Sep 12 - 09:33 AM (#3410864) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Phil B I went home with the waitress as I usually do How was I to know she was with the Russians too? Warren Zevon. Lawyers guns and money. |
27 Sep 12 - 10:39 AM (#3410892) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: musicmick Sheridan Whiteside's opening line in The Man Who Came To Dinner by Kauffman and Hart, "I may vomit." |
27 Sep 12 - 02:52 PM (#3411005) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,old git I was set down from the carrier's cart at the age of three;and there with a sense of bewilderment and terror my life in the village began. (Cider with Rosie...Laurie Lee) In his new boots,Joe Buck was six foot one and life was different. (Midnight Cowboy...James Leo Herlihy) geoff t |
27 Sep 12 - 03:10 PM (#3411012) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,Dave Illingworth Opening line of Rodney Crowell's SONG FOR THE LIFE:- "I don't drink as much as I ought to." Sadly others (including Johnny Cash) changed it to: "I don't drink as much as I used to". May be more meaningful to them, but not quite the same. |
27 Sep 12 - 03:14 PM (#3411015) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,old git The fretwork hands stood at five past four.In the dying light of the December day the bronze face of the clock on the shelf looked black. (The First Circle..Alexander Solzhenitsyn) On top of it all the cancer wing was "number thirteen". (Cancer Ward ,,,,,A. Solzhenitsyn) Mr Jones ,of the Manor Farm,had locked the hen-houses for the night,but was too drunk to remember to shut the pop-holes. (Animal Farm....George Orwell.) |
27 Sep 12 - 03:39 PM (#3411027) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: GUEST,old git Aujourd'hui,maman est morte. Ou peut-etre hier,je ne sais pas. (Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday ,I don't really know) Camus....L'Etranger....The Outsider |
27 Sep 12 - 04:04 PM (#3411037) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Fossil "It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me" - Anthony Burgess, "Earthly Powers" |
27 Sep 12 - 04:15 PM (#3411039) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: gnomad "When the winds blew strongly from the North, bringing an icy reminder that the great ice-cap was still advancing, we used to pile all our stores of brushwood and broken trees in front of the cave, make a really roaring fire, and tell ourselves that however far south it came this time, even in Africa, we could meet it and beat it." Roy Lewis 'Once upon an ice age' (Also published as 'And what we did to Father' and as 'The evolution man') "It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him." Joseph Heller 'Catch 22' "When the Great War broke out, it came to me not as a superlative tragedy, but as an interruption of the most exasperating kind to my personal plans" Vera Brittain 'Testament of youth' |
28 Sep 12 - 12:30 AM (#3411200) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: voyager I killed him for the money---and a woman I didn't get the money. And I didn't get the woman. Walter Neff (Fred McMurray) Double Indemnity (James M. Cain) Screenplay - Raymond Chandler I'll also throw my two cents in for 'Call Me Ishmael' |
28 Sep 12 - 12:31 AM (#3411201) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Richard Bridge 100 |
28 Sep 12 - 05:14 AM (#3411259) Subject: RE: Great opening lines From: Stewie Last night I found Jesus Christ washing my windshield with a crumpled up page of the Los Angeles Times and the headlines they read we'd be better off dead or lucky just to make it to Christmas [Alan Whitney 'Crucifixion Waltz' from 'The Borderland' CD.] --Stewie. |