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BS: Tomorrow is September 16th

15 Sep 12 - 04:38 PM (#3405238)
Subject: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor

It is, you can't deny that.... today.


15 Sep 12 - 04:51 PM (#3405249)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie

Sure I can. I can deny anything I choose to deny.

No one can deprive me of that right.

So there!


15 Sep 12 - 05:00 PM (#3405258)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Henry Krinkle

Doesn't the International Date Line mean you're only half right?
(:-( ))=


15 Sep 12 - 05:10 PM (#3405265)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie

Arbitrary, Son (Sun.)


15 Sep 12 - 05:19 PM (#3405268)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu

But not just ANY September 16th. The NHL lockout? Good lord! What will we do on Saturday night? NO Hockey Night In Da Da Da Da DaDAAAADAAAAAA? Go skating or tobogganing with the kids or take them to the rink and watch them try to be hockey players with no future? This is seeeeerious shit.

After goin up ta Tim's eh? Of course, eh?. Double double, eh? And some steeped tea for the missus.

Steeped tea? Do you fuckin believe that shit? Tim must be rollin, eh wha?


15 Sep 12 - 06:23 PM (#3405300)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor

Gnu,

We don't have televised hockey on Saturday night. None at all. Carol and I find other things to do.

Janie,

I have committed the cardinal sin of the Mudcat. I have underestimated catters' ability to mixed pedantry with humor.

Krinkle, what the heck is your problem? Where ever you are it is the 16th all day until it is then not. FOR INSTANCE AS SOME MAY INSIST. TOMORROW IS NOT THE 11th!!!


15 Sep 12 - 06:27 PM (#3405307)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Janie

Jack - LOL. Welcome to the fold.


15 Sep 12 - 06:49 PM (#3405323)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu

"We don't have televised hockey on Saturday night. None at all."

I t'ought ye lived in da greatest country ina worl, buddy? NO hockey on Saturday night? Shockin.

Then again, youse are both erudite and well edgeumacated so there it is, eh? If twas on ye wouldn't watch it needer as I don't. >;-)


15 Sep 12 - 08:43 PM (#3405394)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

In 30 seconds it will be 8:44.

- Chongo


15 Sep 12 - 08:44 PM (#3405396)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Mrrzy

Den eye is a disease of cavepersons. The archaological evidence comes from hole left near each eye from rubbing them that only occurred in skulls of that human era. Now, I know that some people deny evolution...

but...

To deny den eye is to deny ne nigh dent, aye!


15 Sep 12 - 08:49 PM (#3405399)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Bobert

Paul Ryan has declared that there is no such thing as September...

B~


15 Sep 12 - 09:03 PM (#3405405)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: gnu

Oh Mrrzy ME! Here ya go.... G R O A N!

That's a ten in the all time best. Well done!


15 Sep 12 - 09:32 PM (#3405424)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

The ones that really worry me are the ones who den eye both God AND evolution!

- Chongo


16 Sep 12 - 09:44 PM (#3405925)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: ChanteyLass

And September 16, 2012, is my son's 35th birthday, right up until midnight.


16 Sep 12 - 09:48 PM (#3405926)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor

Happy Birthday son of ChanteyLass.


17 Sep 12 - 03:18 PM (#3406314)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Ebbie

September 16 was my nephew's 45th birthday; his claim to fame is that he got married for the first time just three months ago. In the '50s my uncle did the same thing- his did not end happily. My fingers are crossed.


17 Sep 12 - 04:41 PM (#3406347)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Jack the Sailor

I got married for the first time at 44 as well.


18 Sep 12 - 04:20 AM (#3406606)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Nigel Parsons

I got married for the first time at 44 as well.
Congratulations.
Sex at 44 is great ...



Unless you live at #45 and your wife finds out!


19 Sep 12 - 02:07 AM (#3407164)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: GUEST,Frank

16th September 1908

The day that William C Durant created General Motors.
Just thought you would be interested.

Not as good as talking about sex, next year I turn 69, can't wait!!

Not as good as I once was,
But I am as good once as I ever was.


19 Sep 12 - 05:52 AM (#3407213)
Subject: RE: BS: Tomorrow is September 16th
From: Nigel Parsons

Not as good as talking about sex, next year I turn 69, can't wait!!

'Turning 69' is a bit pointless, you just get 69 again (lucky man).
Unless you don't "go all the way" in which case you get the glyph for the star sign Cancer!