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29 Sep 12 - 09:53 PM (#3411958) Subject: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: gnu ... say. Why yes, darlin, I DO wanna see yer tits. I'm just sayin... er lyin. |
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30 Sep 12 - 01:37 AM (#3411994) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: michaelr Shoulda got married when you could. |
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30 Sep 12 - 02:16 AM (#3411995) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Jack the Sailor I think you need to take that joke about fishing with lime out of your match.com profile. |
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30 Sep 12 - 02:37 AM (#3411997) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: JohnInKansas ... finish anything I start out to do, 'cause there's always something else I started to do that didn't get finished and needs to be done before I can do what I started to do, but first I have to finish that other thing that I was gonna do when I got interrupted to do the thing that didn't get done so I could do the thing I started to do just now ... Of course, when I was younger I had others involved in most of the things I did, so I could assume somebody else would do it if I didn't, and just forget about it if I left some loose ends. So maybe I'm just developing a more mature sense of my personal responsibility. I'll make a note to consider the moral and philosophical aspects of that possibility as soon as I get done with ... ??? What the H*** was I doing just now? John |
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30 Sep 12 - 03:03 AM (#3412004) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Georgiansilver Hey Gnu.. I went to see the doc last week and he was a bit surprised to hear me say "Doc, I want my sex drive lowering".... He laughed and said "Mike... at your age it's probably all in your head"...... I said that's what I mean... I want it lowering"! |
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30 Sep 12 - 05:53 AM (#3412032) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Jim Carroll "At my age, I seldom get a chance to..." Says it all really Joe Heaney once told us that it takes him all night to do what he used to do all night Jim Carroll |
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30 Sep 12 - 06:34 AM (#3412043) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Steve Shaw fart with impunity |
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30 Sep 12 - 07:15 AM (#3412052) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Pete Jennings ...remember exactly why I've gone into the kitchen. |
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30 Sep 12 - 07:35 AM (#3412060) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Don(Wyziwyg)T ....try out all the chat up lines I should have known when I was twenty. Don T. |
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30 Sep 12 - 10:42 AM (#3412126) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Bert I'm right with you JohnInKansas; it got so bad at our house that I made a rule - any job that got interrupted was moved to the bottom of the list. And Steve Shaw, you don't eat at Taco Bell by any chance? |
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30 Sep 12 - 05:40 PM (#3412273) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Gurney I get chances to DO the jobs. If only I could raise the energy/inclination/wherewithal. Once I get started, I often enjoy it, but there's something on the TV, or a new CD..... library book. Sticktoitiveness. That is what has evaporated. |
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01 Oct 12 - 11:09 AM (#3412562) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Bob the Postman Steve (30 Sep 12 6:34 AM): Thanks to my activated-charcoal underpants, I can fart with impughnity. |
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01 Oct 12 - 11:12 AM (#3412565) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Jack the Sailor "Thanks to my activated-charcoal underpants, I can fart with impughnity." I just stick a pea whistle between my cheeks and call myself a replacement ref. |
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01 Oct 12 - 12:41 PM (#3412599) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Ebbie Should that be "imphewnity? |
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01 Oct 12 - 01:31 PM (#3412621) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Jack the Sailor lol What a stinker! |
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01 Oct 12 - 02:40 PM (#3412646) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: MikeL2 hi Comb my hair.........now I have more combs than hairs. Wear shoes with laces.....don't have to suppleness to both tie them and untie them on the same day. cheers MikeL2 |
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01 Oct 12 - 03:50 PM (#3412668) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Gurney MikeL2, can you cut your own toenails? Getting a struggle for me. |
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01 Oct 12 - 08:43 PM (#3412787) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: frogprince I usta have a habit of biting my nails, but I can't get my feet up to my mouth anymore. |
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01 Oct 12 - 08:49 PM (#3412788) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Bobert Me??? I'm young and able to buzz all night long Yeah, I'm young and able to buzz all night long If you hear somethin' buzzin' there's some stingin' going on Sorry about yer little problem, gn-ze... But remember the old song, "There's more pretty girls than one"... Applies to anatomical stuff, too... Put an ad in the paper that reads: "Horny guy wants to see your tits"... The phone will ring off the hook... I promise... B;~) |
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01 Oct 12 - 08:54 PM (#3412790) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: gnu Bobert! Hahahahaa! I needed a laff. Thanks. |
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01 Oct 12 - 08:59 PM (#3412792) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Bobert Glad to be of help, ol' buddy... B;~) |
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02 Oct 12 - 02:05 PM (#3413189) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Pete Jennings Just make sure you put somebody else's number in the ad, gnu!! |
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03 Oct 12 - 11:55 AM (#3413701) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: MikeL2 Hi Gurney Yes I can still cut my own toenails, but I have to say that it is getting more difficult every time I have to do it. I stand with my foot on the edge of the bath. That is the most comfortable way for me to reach the cussed things. Cheers Mikel2 |
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03 Oct 12 - 12:01 PM (#3413706) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Richard Bridge I sort of wonder about the proximity (or linkage) of this to the Jimmy Saville thread. |
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03 Oct 12 - 02:09 PM (#3413759) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Bee-dubya-ell The only thing I can think of that would NOT be a suitable continuation for "At my age, I seldom get a chance to..." is "...get up to pee at 3:00 AM." |
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03 Oct 12 - 03:04 PM (#3413789) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Steve Shaw Billy Connolly's three rules for the over-60s: Never pass up a chance to have a pee Never trust a fart Never waste an erection |
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03 Oct 12 - 03:23 PM (#3413799) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: gnu Steve... quite a conundrum when must "decide" upon all three at the same time. |
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03 Oct 12 - 05:21 PM (#3413874) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Richard Bridge Now what does "waste" mean in that context? |
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03 Oct 12 - 05:36 PM (#3413888) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: Georgiansilver Ha Ha.... I love growing old... we learn so much about our inabilities and failings..... It's good to know that others are in the same boat! |
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03 Oct 12 - 06:10 PM (#3413904) Subject: RE: BS: At my age, I seldom get a chance to... From: gnu ... apparently, proof read my posts accurately. But you all know what I meant to say. |