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BS: Adult Diapers?

15 Oct 12 - 08:58 AM (#3420142)
Subject: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I'm not old enough for them yet, but one day I hope to be and I know that alot of you are. Best brand? Absorbent? Odor control? Can people tell you're wearing them through your clothes?
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15 Oct 12 - 09:02 AM (#3420143)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: John MacKenzie

Shit stirring again Henry?


15 Oct 12 - 09:05 AM (#3420147)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

No. Curious. Can you get them in different colors and patterns? Hawaiian ones?

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15 Oct 12 - 09:10 AM (#3420151)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Rapparee

Go to the drugstore and check under "Adult Incontinence."


15 Oct 12 - 09:15 AM (#3420155)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I'm think there might be a niche market there with all the aging baby boomers. A mall store specializing in them. Designer Diapers.
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15 Oct 12 - 09:38 AM (#3420170)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: GUEST,Anon due to embarassment

Due to a recent bladder infection I have had to look into this matter.

Male pads seem to come in three basic types, with increasing levels of absorbancy.
A small cup shaped pad which fits into the front of the pants.
A thicker nappy (diaper) quality pad for the front of the pants only.
Full incontinence pants (no personal experience with these).

The first two are quite discrete, at worst you will get a little enhancement to your "natural assets".
The pants are quite high cut and can show above trousers if you are not careful.

In the UK the only brands readily available seem to be Tena and Boots. Both are effective.


15 Oct 12 - 09:58 AM (#3420181)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

Does your wife like how you look in them?
Can you get them in boxers? I won't wear briefs. The look like little boy's panties.
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15 Oct 12 - 01:54 PM (#3420309)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Ebbie

Prurience shines through.


15 Oct 12 - 02:06 PM (#3420317)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: GUEST,Mr Drippy

..and... pee soaks through.



One of life's greatest mysteries;

why would any man in his right mind ever contemplate wearing white underpants !!!!!!!!???


15 Oct 12 - 02:16 PM (#3420320)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

Eighty-one years old my last birthday.

All sphincters fully functional, all systems (you figure it out) fully functional (he said, with a smug smile).

Sorry, Hinkey, I can't help you there.

So, why don't you just—let the matter drop?

Don Firth


15 Oct 12 - 02:42 PM (#3420330)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I can't. It's eating away at me. Does your partner change your diaper? How often? Do you ever suffer from diaper rash? Does powder help?
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15 Oct 12 - 02:46 PM (#3420332)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: McGrath of Harlow

If Henry gets a chance to find out the answers to all these questions through personal experience it wouldn't break my heart.


15 Oct 12 - 02:52 PM (#3420336)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: John MacKenzie

For a man typing with one hand only, he doesn't make many typos.


15 Oct 12 - 02:55 PM (#3420339)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: gnu

"why would any man in his right mind ever contemplate wearing white underpants !!!!!!!!???"

Well, you can get non-gonococcal urethritis from wearing coloured underwear. And from using deodorant soap.


15 Oct 12 - 03:02 PM (#3420342)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I only like to wear cotton. Sometimes wool when it's cold. I hate synthetics.
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15 Oct 12 - 03:19 PM (#3420347)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

In the winter I'm a Buddhist.
In the summer I'm a nudist.
                         —Joe Gould

Don Firth


15 Oct 12 - 04:14 PM (#3420369)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Rapparee

Hank, old boy, why don't you pop 'round to the chemist's and buy some? Wear them for a while (say, six months) and provide us with the answers we're all just dying to know!


15 Oct 12 - 04:35 PM (#3420378)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

No. I'm too bashful to bring them to the checkout counter. And people will start talking........
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15 Oct 12 - 04:42 PM (#3420379)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Rapparee

Hank, I shouldn't be the one to tell you this, but people are already talking.


15 Oct 12 - 04:51 PM (#3420381)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

*blushes*
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15 Oct 12 - 06:02 PM (#3420432)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

Get a box of adult diapers with Mickey Mouse faces all over them and tell the checkout clerk you're a lover of fine art.

Don Firth


15 Oct 12 - 06:10 PM (#3420435)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I want Betty Boop.
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15 Oct 12 - 06:19 PM (#3420439)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

Well, whatever gets your hormones flowing.

Don Firth


15 Oct 12 - 06:44 PM (#3420449)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

But you know, Yogi Bear might be nice too.
Maybe an assortment of cartoon characters.
Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Don Firth, The Jetsons, Huckleberry Hound, Fat Albert, The Simpsons, the possibilities are endless......
(:-( 0)=


15 Oct 12 - 07:07 PM (#3420458)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: gnu

Hank... you were almost funny... but... then... an asshole again. Sigh. I suppose I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.


15 Oct 12 - 07:14 PM (#3420462)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

Did you wet your diaper?
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15 Oct 12 - 07:27 PM (#3420467)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: gnu

No, Hank and neither did Don. I don't get pissed at you anymore unless you get really nasty. More... amused... curious... almost to the point that I might read some of your posts when I don't have the energy to do something constructive.


15 Oct 12 - 07:31 PM (#3420471)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

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15 Oct 12 - 07:41 PM (#3420475)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

Henry, you should really wait until you're an adult before you concern yourself with things like adult diapers.

Don Firth (cartoon character, superhero type)


15 Oct 12 - 08:42 PM (#3420495)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Joe_F

If you Google "male incontinence" you will find a variety of offers to ship such things to you -- and of course, advice.


15 Oct 12 - 08:44 PM (#3420497)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Don Firth

You could always snap a tight rubber band around it.

Don Firth


16 Oct 12 - 02:15 AM (#3420551)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I'm thinking a clothespin. And a wine bottle cork.
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16 Oct 12 - 04:59 AM (#3420572)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: John MacKenzie

Henry, I see you as less of a Yogi. and more of a Boo Boo.


16 Oct 12 - 05:24 AM (#3420578)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

That's what the diapers are for, silly boy.
Boo Boos.
(:-( P)=


16 Oct 12 - 09:28 AM (#3420690)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: GUEST,999

Get it straight, gentlemen. It ain't Boo Boos, it's Doo Doo and Ooh Oohs.


16 Oct 12 - 02:58 PM (#3420880)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: gnu

John! That was priceless! I shall use that one in future. You are not just yer average bear!

Hmmmm... that could taken either way. >;-)


17 Oct 12 - 05:36 AM (#3421152)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Henry Krinkle

I wonder if you can get the old fashioned cotton ones for adults. And pins with animal heads on them. Better for the environment and cheaper per use.
Maybe there's still diaper services available like back when I was a baby. Another niche market?
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17 Oct 12 - 10:32 PM (#3421755)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: GUEST,Frank

I heard the advice given some years ago to "put a knot in it".

The reply was:

"I already have two knots in it, not long enough and not thick enough!"


18 Oct 12 - 10:43 AM (#3422008)
Subject: RE: BS: Adult Diapers?
From: Joe Nicholson

Just ask Matron she will understand

Joe N.