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BS: All about socks

30 Oct 12 - 06:35 AM (#3428197)
Subject: BS: All about socks
From: Ed T

Can a person be defined by his/her socks?
What are your favourite and less favourite socks?
How old are your socks?
Do you save the one-sock-not-lost (if so, for how long)?
Do you have an alternate use for a lone sock?
Do you wear wool socks, sport socks, diabetic socks, bed socks, designer socks, knee high socks, designer socks?
Do some socks "annoy" you?
Are you guilty of sock "faux pas" in public?
Are you annoyed by any sock faux pas (knee high white or black socks with with snow-white sneakers?


THE WORLD ACCORDING TO SOCKS


30 Oct 12 - 06:41 AM (#3428199)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Ed T

How wool socks keep you warm when wet



WET SOCK TREATMENT


30 Oct 12 - 07:03 AM (#3428216)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnu

Do you have an alternate use for a lone sock?

I buy the HD gray and white socks at Mark's Work Warehouse. Medium and large (winter) sizes. I place a plastic water bottle in one of the large ones and tie it to my belt after I dunk it in water (stream, lake) when I am fishing and the water stays cool. Better than a canteen.


30 Oct 12 - 07:18 AM (#3428221)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Charmion

I like thick, padded Thor-Lo athletic socks. They are kind to my battered feet. I neither notice nor care about other people's socks, so I am unaware of faux pas that might be associated with socks.

My husband wears beautiful, striped socks at every opportunity. He is particularly fond of some black socks with coloured toes, heels and soles -- the most electric ones are striped purple and yellow. He wears them with his military uniform -- very transgressive.


30 Oct 12 - 07:32 AM (#3428231)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: freda underhill

I wear socks made of bamboo - they are beautiful, stay clean for a long time and last a long time.


30 Oct 12 - 07:45 AM (#3428240)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Jim Dixon

I buy generic white cotton tube socks in packages of (I think) 10 pairs from Target. They are ridiculously cheap. I think I own 1 or 2 pairs of black socks but I only wear them for weddings and funerals. The rest of the time I wear the white ones. I don't own any other kind of sock, so unmatched socks are not a problem. All the white ones match each other.


30 Oct 12 - 07:58 AM (#3428249)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: G-Force

I wear socks with sandals and I DON'T CARE !!!


30 Oct 12 - 08:30 AM (#3428263)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John MacKenzie

The story of my life. Sox and drugs and rock and roll. (Sorry Ian)


30 Oct 12 - 08:53 AM (#3428270)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Leadfingers

I used to know a guy (Bloody Good Jazz Sax Player) who ONLY wore odd sockds - If he accidentally pulled a matching pair out , he always put one back !


30 Oct 12 - 09:05 AM (#3428276)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Jim Dixon

G-Force: I used to wear sandals until I discovered Crocs. Now I wear socks with Crocs. I don't care either.

Crocs, by the way, are lightweight, airy, comfortable, spongy, amazingly durable and cheap. Actually, my first pair were not official Crocs but a copycat brand called Rics, which were even cheaper, but I can't find them anymore. :(


30 Oct 12 - 09:50 AM (#3428311)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,leeneia

Ihave two colors of slacks - tan and black. I have the same two colors of shoes and socks. I buy socks at Walmart which are 70% cotton and also are black or tan. Dressing the lower half of me is simple - tan (or black) slacks, socks, shoes.

Once I read a mystery story set in a ballroom dance studio. There I learned that female dancers in competitions try to buy shoes which match their skin, so that their legs seem longer. I checked it out on YouTube - it's true.

My tan or black scheme is an extension of their idea.


30 Oct 12 - 10:22 AM (#3428331)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Bill D

I discovered that Dockers now has socks with no toe seam! I have about 8 pair (beige). Four are extra cushion soles and four are standard. I wear them most of the time in the shop. I do have dark socks for some black 'sandal-like' things and the very rare occasions when I need to semi-dress up.

I have dozens of older socks from 'way back when', and have a wonderful use for certain ones. Take one thin sock..(preferably a long one- with no holes) and insert it in one long, thicker, soft sock. Spread the double opening and pour in a bunch of plain, cheap white rice. Tie a knot in the tops. This goes in the microwave for 1-2 minutes, and becomes a VERY handy bed warmer, neck warmer.... whatever. (The double layer ensures no leaks and more cushion)
Yes, you can buy these commercially ... sometimes with beans instead of rice, but this is fast, cheap and gives extras. Save the fancy ones for company. ;>)


30 Oct 12 - 11:08 AM (#3428347)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John MacKenzie

I love my Crocs too, but they aren't that durable, but they ARE, expensive.
Gotta wear sox with them otherwise they makes yer feets sweat.


30 Oct 12 - 12:08 PM (#3428366)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John on the Sunset Coast

Can a person be defined by his/her socks?
What are your favourite (socks that stay up)and less favourite socks?
How old are your socks (those that sag)?
Do you save the one-sock-not-lost (if so, for how long)? (A few laundry cycles.)
Do you have an alternate use for a lone sock? (Polish my shoes)
Do you wear wool socks, sport socks, diabetic socks, bed socks, designer socks, knee high socks, designer socks?(No, Sometimes, No, Sometimes in winter, No, No, No)
Do some socks "annoy" you? (Why would they?)
Are you guilty of sock "faux pas" in public? (Sometimes)
Are you annoyed by any sock faux pas (knee high white or black socks with with snow-white sneakers? (No)
(Finally, I do wear one pressure stocking-left leg. When possible I try to cover it with a loose fitting coloured sock to match the other foot, but if I can't, I have no qualms about mismatched colours)


30 Oct 12 - 12:22 PM (#3428375)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: DMcG

Are you guilty of sock "faux pas" in public?

For generations, my family have been expert at making holes in socks at the toes: somehow it only seems to take a few days. Also, of not throwing them out when they get to that state.

I've (relatively) recently acquired about 15 pairs which are all black except for the toes and heels, which are one colour, but it might be purple, or red, or green, or blue or various other choices.

Almost every time I have to go through airport security I have to remove my shoes and display different coloured socks with large holes in them ...


30 Oct 12 - 12:45 PM (#3428387)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John MacKenzie

I was very fond of Judy Carne. She would certainly have obviated the need for bed sox ;)


30 Oct 12 - 05:50 PM (#3428558)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnu

black socks with coloured toes, heels and soles...

Oh, dear me!

NEVER wear dark coloured socks or underwear. Well, if you just HAVE to, stay with the dark socks. Dark underwear (anything other than white) is a health hazard.

Don't ask and I won't tell.

Hmmmm... just had a thought... if you had dark underwear and crabs... well... you know, eh?

Heheheheee... you know who you are. Hahahahahaa... Sorry... struck me funny... >;-)


30 Oct 12 - 08:04 PM (#3428610)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Bee-dubya-ell

There was a well-known bar in Pensacola called "Trader John's". Trader John (the man, not the bar) always wore mismatched socks. In fact, he had a standing offer of a $10,000 reward to anyone who ever caught him wearing socks that matched. He died a few years back with nobody ever claiming the reward. As far as I know, he was buried wearing mismatched socks.


30 Oct 12 - 08:21 PM (#3428617)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,Seayaker

You buy a dozen pairs of identical black socks.

After a few times through the washing machine you end up with nine socks of different styles and colours that you never bought in the first place.

You have to bin them and buy another dozen pairs of identical black socks.

How does that work?


30 Oct 12 - 09:19 PM (#3428640)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: ChanteyLass

For years I loved Gold Toe socks. Now I love The World's Softest Socks. What I hate are nylon stockings.


30 Oct 12 - 11:18 PM (#3428682)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Rapparee

Socks, socks, socks! That's all anybody talks about anymore. Premarital socks, marital socks, extramarital socks -- probably even extraterrestrial socks! Can't we talk about, oh, folk music or something besides socks?


31 Oct 12 - 03:12 AM (#3428711)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Yeah, this thread really socks.


31 Oct 12 - 04:14 AM (#3428724)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

Hard to find good socks. I'm trying out Rocky socks. Wool.$5 a pair.
I may go to Carhart socks if I'm unhappy. $10 a pair. I hate thin socks. I want padding between my foot and boots. And they need to be warm in winter.
=(:-( ))


31 Oct 12 - 05:16 AM (#3428743)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John MacKenzie

Odd socks make good willie warmers.


31 Oct 12 - 05:37 AM (#3428754)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

God. You'll stick it anywhere.
=(:-( o)


31 Oct 12 - 07:00 AM (#3428774)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Ed T

Does the world need smart-socks?


odor eaters?

It came from the romans


31 Oct 12 - 07:40 AM (#3428784)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnomad

Can a person be defined by his/her socks?
   Unlikely I would think, but open to persuasion.

What are your favourite and less favourite socks?
   Medium weight wool with nylon to improve wear, dark navy blue ankle socks. I buy 'em about 3 pairs at a time, depending on bargains available when I'm in the mood (and place) to buy, maybe annually. I dislike cottons, 100% synthetics, and socks with toes. As I no longer dance I don't need white knee-socks any more. Old ski socks fill my boot-sock needs, doubt if I'll ever need to buy any more.

How old are your socks?
   No real idea, my buying method means I have some I imagine may be about 20 years old, but I couldn't prove it. Mostly rather less. Some of the ski-socks will be even older.

Do you save the one-sock-not-lost (if so, for how long)?
   Never have more than one odd sock. Either another vanishes (or wears out) or the missing one sneaks back, having realised the error of its ways. This may take a month or a year, I don't care, as long as there are enough socks in the drawer they can please themselves.

Do you have an alternate use for a lone sock?
   Key/coin bag when indulging in watery activities.

Do you wear wool socks, sport socks, diabetic socks, bed socks,
designer socks, knee high socks, designer socks?
   Wool yes, rest no.

Do some socks "annoy" you?
   Any kind of 'sock-based fashion statement' is well on its way to raising my ire. I view them as almost entirely a functional garment. (Almost, because I have fond memories of a spell in the 70's when some very good female legs were enhanced by thigh-high brightly coloured socks. Unfortunately not all were as good, but you can't have an omelette without breaking eggs)

Are you guilty of sock "faux pas" in public?
   I repeatedly wear unmatched (by knit) socks, but if I can hardly tell them apart when holding them by a window I doubt that any one catching a glimpse of them in situ is any the wiser. I don't wear socks with sandals.

Are you annoyed by any sock faux pas (knee high white or black socks with with snow-white sneakers?
   Annoyed, no. I merely lament the fate of a species that so lacks my exquisite good taste. (Ah, come on, everyone needs somebody to despise.)


31 Oct 12 - 08:03 AM (#3428794)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: John MacKenzie

We have Old Kris Krinkle


31 Oct 12 - 09:01 AM (#3428816)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Becca72

90% of my socks are black - old marching band rule that I still live by. Our uniform pants and shoes were black and with black socks your legs all blended in and the judges had a difficult time telling if you missed steps...much like the dancers mentioned above.

The rest of my socks are brown for when I wear, well, brown.

I hate white socks, nylon (slippery)socks and wool anything. In fact, my favorite time of year is April through November, when I wear no socks at all!


31 Oct 12 - 10:08 AM (#3428835)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I make my meager living by coercing people into buying my pottery at art fairs and festivals. I use old socks as reusable packing material for mugs and the like. Pottery needs to be wrapped in something so it won't be broken during transport to and from shows. A whole sock covers a tall narrow piece like a goblet, and a sock cut into two pieces covers two coffee mugs. Popping a sock over a pot is quicker than wrapping it in newspaper or bubble wrap, and socks can be used over and over.


31 Oct 12 - 10:09 AM (#3428836)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Rapparee

I have socks I was issued by the US Army, waaaaaaaay back in 1963. They're still wearable.


31 Oct 12 - 12:03 PM (#3428904)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

The army gave you good wool socks. And thin black ones I hated.
=(:-( ))


01 Nov 12 - 01:11 AM (#3429185)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

I'm happy with my new Rocky socks. Warm. Thick enough. I'll stock up.
=(:-( ))


01 Nov 12 - 01:51 AM (#3429192)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Jim Dixon

The Red Hot Chili Peppers came up with a creative use for odd socks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dRknccPeBg


01 Nov 12 - 11:12 AM (#3429356)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Charmion

I still have a pair of grey socks that were issued to me at the Canadian Forces Recruit School in Cornwallis, Nova Scotia, in November 1974. They are 80 percent wool with 10 percent nylon for strength and 10 percent barbed wire to prepare us to face the Commie hordes when they came thundering through the Fulda Gap.

Each sock has a cute little name tag sewn in the top cuff and an even cuter darn in the toe. I keep them to remind me how wonderful it is to be a civilian, first class, who is entitled to wear the socks of her choice.


01 Nov 12 - 04:28 PM (#3429526)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Ed T

Hasn't been much at the Cornwallis military base that isn't civilian since 1994 when it closed. There is the small "Pearson Peacekeeping Centre" which is a small non-profit organization, a conference centre and a customwer call centre. Many of the base houses and residences were sold off at a fairly low price - some are used as retirement and summer homes.


01 Nov 12 - 05:19 PM (#3429553)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

I love wool socks, but if you find yourself in the middle of the jungle, get rid of all socks and underwear, sweat and humidity will peel the skin off you ... first job, lose them, use them for a hat or something. True


01 Nov 12 - 05:23 PM (#3429555)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

Fungus among us. I kept getting all kinds of fungal infections in the army. In Louisiana.
=(:-( o)


01 Nov 12 - 05:26 PM (#3429559)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

wool socks make a half decent water filter also. If you have a mud puddle in the woods and you are lost and need water, dig a hole next to the puddle, the water will filter up from the bottom of the hole (IE muddy water but filtered by dirt) you can stuff the sock with muddy water and wring out a drink or two ...

not advisable but will safe your life, that is if you are ever stuck in such a situation ..

I am a fountain of meaningless stupid ideas :-)


01 Nov 12 - 05:31 PM (#3429561)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

An encyclopaedia of drivel.
I'm the same way. A wellspring of useless facts.
=(:-( ))


01 Nov 12 - 05:49 PM (#3429571)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Little Hawk

That would make you good at Trivial Pursuit.

Say, can you name the 4 Japanese heavy cruisers of WWII which had an impressively large bridge (control tower)?


01 Nov 12 - 07:10 PM (#3429599)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Janie

Can I send you some used socks, BWL?


01 Nov 12 - 07:51 PM (#3429617)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnu

I can, LH but I shant be arsed to Google them.


01 Nov 12 - 07:51 PM (#3429618)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnu

As that would be a trivial pursuit.


01 Nov 12 - 08:42 PM (#3429636)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

When they get holes in them, we can sew buttons and make Lambchop .. puppets out of em also ... nothing ever goes to waste except chocolate that goes to my waist

Now, you can and this is true make a "prison match" with wool socks. This is how it works, you pick off fibers of the wool, scrunch them up into a loose ball, hit it with any spark and you got fire. Wool socks can be used for all kinds of stuff.

In a tear gas attack, wet a pair of wool socks, adhoc gas mask ...
see ask me anything you really didn't want to know and I can give you useless facts


01 Nov 12 - 11:22 PM (#3429716)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

No good at games. Games bore me to death.
=(:-( ))


02 Nov 12 - 12:47 AM (#3429732)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: ragdall

We use worn out cotton socks for rags for dusting, wiping up the gasoline that dripped when we measured how much was left in the snow blower tank, etc.

There are some people who just like socks.
02 Nov 12 - 12:51 AM (#3429734)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: ragdall

Hmmmm.. I should have checked that my clicky worked? It downright disappeared. Trying again.

Some people just like socks.
http://www.flickr.com/people/66684242@N08/

r.


02 Nov 12 - 04:16 AM (#3429769)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Sooz

Bless my little cotton socks. I never wear anything else!


02 Nov 12 - 04:33 AM (#3429773)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Henry Krinkle

Post a pic of you in nothing but cotton socks.
=(:-( P)


02 Nov 12 - 06:32 AM (#3429807)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Ed T

Old socks make good sock puppets:


sock puppets


02 Nov 12 - 10:30 AM (#3429885)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Rapparee

In case of an attack with chlorine gas you can pee on your socks and use them as a gas mask.


02 Nov 12 - 11:04 AM (#3429895)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

Forgot about that one Rap, yup ....


02 Nov 12 - 11:48 AM (#3429925)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

anyone wear argyle socks? if you were standing next to modern art, your feet could disappear ...


02 Nov 12 - 12:27 PM (#3429944)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Becca72

Pretty sure if I'm in the middle of a chlorine gas attack there's going to be pee on my socks, regardless...


02 Nov 12 - 01:40 PM (#3429979)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Jim Dixon

I assume argyle socks are named after Argyll, Scotland. So why did the spelling change?


02 Nov 12 - 02:41 PM (#3430008)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

yup but it is more fun to give them a new name


02 Nov 12 - 06:56 PM (#3430114)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: gnu

Becca! Hahahahahahaaa!


03 Nov 12 - 08:20 AM (#3430351)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,Patsy

For some reason I have always hated ladies pop socks whatever shade. They work with slacks and healthier than tights I suppose but there's just something that I have an aversion to. It could be the fact that they look like glorified cut off stockings or the elastic inprint left behind which takes most of the evening to disappear, horrible things they are!


03 Nov 12 - 01:24 PM (#3430444)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,olddude

Oh my buddie Garry and I made some home made wine a few times. We filter out the seeds and stuff from the fermenting barrel with panty hose ... however prefer new ones LOL not exactly socks but close


03 Nov 12 - 01:25 PM (#3430445)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,999

Argyll - Argyle

'Argyll and Argyle are different spellings of essentially the same word. (It corresponds to the Scots Gaelic Oirer Ghaidheal, country of the Gael or erra Ghaidheal, coastland of the Gael; the Irish Gaelic form is Airer GoĆ­del, country of the Gael. "Early settlers called the area Ar-gael 'the Eastern Gaels', according to Everett-Heath, 2005.
The proper noun - a place in western Scotland, formerly a county, is Argyll. The aristocratic titles, 'Duke of' and 'Earl of', which imply territorial rights, are also always spelled Argyll nowadays.
Both spellings are known amongst holders of the surname.
It is best to reserve the spelling argyle for the pattern of colours applied to textiles, notably knitted garments like socks and pullovers. This is a pattern of large diamonds, usually of two colours, sometimes more. It is named after the tartan worn by clan Campbell.
Many of the places named after Argyll, including many street names, are spelled Argyle. (This applies, for example, in Glasgow - whose citizens might have known better.) Good writers will always be careful with such details to follow the accepted usage in the area about which they are writing.


03 Nov 12 - 01:25 PM (#3430446)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,999

Found that on the www.


03 Nov 12 - 02:30 PM (#3430480)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: Rapparee

Wasn't it the Campbells of Argyle who were involved in the Glencoe massacre?


03 Nov 12 - 03:11 PM (#3430498)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: GUEST,999

Murder under Trust.


03 Nov 12 - 03:38 PM (#3430509)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: olddude

and they made some funky looks socks also


03 Nov 12 - 03:38 PM (#3430510)
Subject: RE: BS: All about socks
From: WalkaboutsVerse

Elasticity may be lost more rapidly by ironing them, a loss which can be most annoying when walking about.