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06 Nov 12 - 12:56 PM (#3431883) Subject: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Henry Krinkle After Gay Marriage is the law of the land and a Gay President is elected, what will their spouse's title be? The First Mate? =(:-( °) |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:09 PM (#3431890) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: GUEST,Marianne S. Presumably if the President is female then her partner will be First Lady. However if the President is male you will have the same question as you would if you ever elect a married straight woman president. First Gentleman doesn't quite seem to answer. |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:13 PM (#3431892) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Little Hawk Now, wait, Henry. You're getting ahead of the game a bit. I think the next real "breakthrough" candidate is more likely to be a female president. For either party. The Republicans, in fact, could totally discombobulate the Democrats by having a female AND black candidate for president! How progressive is THAT??? I suggest Condoleeza Rice. I don't think she's married, is she? Therefore the troubling question of what to call her spouse once she's in the Oval Office doesn't even come up. But if it did, he could be called The First Husband. (She was rumored to be having an involvement with G.W.Bush at one point...so...just maybe...) Then there's Hillary Clinton, another possibility, but a difficult one, because a large part of the public hates her so much. Still, given the right timing, Hillary might succeed in being elected. If so, Bill Clinton would get to be First Husband. Wouldn't that be fun? Now, if Chongo were elected, he would probably pass new legislation that legalized interspecies marriage, and right after that he would marry his human girlfriend and campaign manager, Renata Carson, an attractive brunette paralegal from Chicago. They are rumored to be "more than friends". If so, no problem at all. Renata would be First Lady, just like usual. No...I think the gay president gambit is still a fair way off at this point. You have to time these things very carefully, you know. |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:15 PM (#3431893) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: akenaton Nero and Zero? |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:19 PM (#3431897) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Ed T If a USA president were elected from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka Mormon fundamentalists), how many official first ladies would there be to carry out the duties as hostess of the White House, and be in charge f the White House social and ceremonial events? Since they don't receive a salary, could it not be a win-win situation for the taxpayer? |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:37 PM (#3431903) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Charmion How about Mr [insert family name here]? Beats me why the spouse of a sitting president needs a title. |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:42 PM (#3431906) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: McGrath of Harlow First Homosexual President? Surely that happened back in 1857, with James Buchanan? |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:43 PM (#3431907) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Ed T Mr. Margret Thatcher seemed to have few troubles being the spouse of a significant world leader. |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:45 PM (#3431909) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Ed T ""First Homosexual President? Surely that happened back in 1857"" And, who knows how many others (not that there is anything wrong....)? |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:46 PM (#3431910) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Henry Krinkle They have to be first something. I say First Mate. Or First Spouse. =(:-( )) |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:48 PM (#3431912) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Wesley S Really - you have nothing better to think about? |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:50 PM (#3431913) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Henry Krinkle Not really. Rainy day. =(:-( )) |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:55 PM (#3431915) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: GUEST,999 You may have had a homosexual president and not known it. |
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06 Nov 12 - 01:57 PM (#3431917) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: gnu Every now and then, ya make me laugh, Hank. First Partner? First Significant Other? First Balls and Chain? |
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06 Nov 12 - 02:06 PM (#3431925) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity The King and Queen?? GfS |
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06 Nov 12 - 02:19 PM (#3431933) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: McGrath of Harlow "Consort" would cover every eventuality. (You could even make it plural, if need be...) |
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06 Nov 12 - 02:40 PM (#3431946) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: GUEST,Stim For those who like to know such things, James Buchanan's "First Lady" was his niece, Harriet Lane, who was regarded as the "Jackie Kennedy" of her time--she was an advocate for the poor and marginalized, a patron of arts and music, a fashionable dresser, and a popular hostess, which was quite a trick at a time when her guests were on the verge of armed combat with one another. |
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06 Nov 12 - 02:59 PM (#3431962) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Ed T A transexual may add flavour to the Whitehouse, with the person elected representing multi positions. |
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06 Nov 12 - 03:33 PM (#3431979) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Don Firth Most of the better presidents have been a bit on the randy side—one way or another. The only time it becomes a problem is when somebody, usually with malice aforethought, makes it public, sending an army of "Mrs. Grundys" of both genders into a wall-eyed hissy-fit to the extent that it interferes with the president's real work. Case in point, Linda Tripp's shooting her mouth off to the press about something that Monica told her in confidence, which branded Monica as a brainless twit and Linda as treacherously mercenary (she hoped to get a book deal out of the scandal she could cause). Bill Clinton's fiddle-diddling had absolutely nothing to do with his administrative abilities, which happened to be quite good. As long as it doesn't interfere with his or her job, my interest in a president's sex life can be measured only in micro-give-a-shits. Don Firth |
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06 Nov 12 - 03:46 PM (#3431986) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Charley Noble How about "First Base"? That title makes about as much sense as any other title in this thread. Charley Noble |
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06 Nov 12 - 04:38 PM (#3432007) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: gnu Ed... I am a liberally minded person so I wouldn't be phased by a Tranny in the White House as long as she had nice tits. Like I always say... no tits, no tranny. |
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06 Nov 12 - 04:53 PM (#3432013) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Little Hawk The real question is: Is America ready for a trans-species couple (Chongo Chimp and Renata Carson) to inhabit the White House? We'll know by late tonight. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Or a month from now. Whenever they decide who's won this election... ;-) |
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06 Nov 12 - 05:05 PM (#3432020) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Don Firth But we've already had a chimp in the White House, Little Hawk. OOK! OOK! Don Firth |
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06 Nov 12 - 05:11 PM (#3432025) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Lizzie Cornish 1 I'll vote for First Native American President... Little Hawk, you do make me laugh! :0) |
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06 Nov 12 - 05:13 PM (#3432027) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Little Hawk Aww, gee, Don...! You KNOW how much that upsets Chongo! Ta, Lizzie! |
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07 Nov 12 - 03:08 PM (#3432602) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: GUEST,Big Al Whittle I daresay if Teddy Roosevelt, wearing his cowboy hat, walked into a Brighton pub and announced he was with the rough riders - he'd have had a few chums before long. |
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07 Nov 12 - 03:49 PM (#3432631) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: gnu Big Al... HAHAHAHAHAAA! |
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07 Nov 12 - 03:55 PM (#3432638) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: kendall None of us will live to see any of this. |
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07 Nov 12 - 04:01 PM (#3432641) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Nigel Parsons Gnu: Ed... I am a liberally minded person so I wouldn't be phased by a Tranny in the White House as long as she had nice tits. Like I always say... no tits, no tranny. But a transexual may have been travelling in the opposite direction, and had the tits removed/reduced. |
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07 Nov 12 - 04:03 PM (#3432644) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Henry Krinkle Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. =(:-( )) |
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07 Nov 12 - 05:07 PM (#3432668) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Murray MacLeod In view of the fact that the incumbent of the White House is the man with the ultimate responsibility for pushing ( or not pushing) the button which could determine the fate of billions, for my own part I would be much happier if I knew that the said incumbent was a man who, by default, would take into account the fate of his children ( and perchance, his grandchildren ) rather than whether the incipient firestorm might cause his partner facial sunburst issues ... |
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07 Nov 12 - 05:10 PM (#3432672) Subject: RE: BS: Amerika's First Homosexual President From: Murray MacLeod ...facial *sunburnt* issues ... |
