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05 Dec 12 - 04:56 AM (#3447285) Subject: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: John MacKenzie Once upon a time when the world was younger, likewise myself. I vaguely remember a parody of the Logger Lover, which was about a biker, who built this amazing motor sickle.. First verse went something like this. As I sat down one evening within a small cafe A six foot seven inch waitress these words to me did say I see that you're a biker, my lover was one of those. 'Cos only a biker has, a bug spot on his nose. It then goes on to relate the building of his bike. He took out the Harley engine, and did it up real fine Then he installed the engine of a used B29 Then it's fragments. Something about He started up the engine and took like a bird He was doing 180 when he shifted into third. Last verse is similar to the original, except that she's come to the cafe to wait for someone, with a bug spot on his nose. |
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05 Dec 12 - 10:51 AM (#3447436) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: Leadfingers As a serious believer in Parody I would be interested in this too ! |
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05 Dec 12 - 11:24 AM (#3447466) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: Cool Beans Here's one I wrote in November, 2012. The Frozen Blogger As I sat down one morning At an Internet café A tattooed bald barista To me these words did say: She said I see that you're a blogger And not just the usual dreck. 'cause nobody but a blogger Wears his flash drive 'round his neck. My lover was a blogger For one of those big dot coms. They paid him next to nothing So he still lived at his Mom's. One evening right on deadline Reviewing garden hose He was just about to send it when His laptop up and froze. He pounded the Escape key And said oh darn, oh fudge He pressed Control and Alt-Delete But the cursor would not budge. He shook that poor computer So hard that he turned pink He turned it off and on again But the blinking thing won't blink. He cursed that cursed cursor Then as a last resort Reached blindly for his smart phone And called up tech support. He called clean through to China Where an expert named Wong Fu Said we've tried everything we know And there's nothing more to do. And so I lost my lover, A victim of high tech. He just sits in his mother's basement. That's my story, here's your check. |
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05 Dec 12 - 05:15 PM (#3447682) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: GUEST,Bob Coltman Was there not, in the dear dead days beyond recall, a parody entitled "Frozen Lager?" |
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05 Dec 12 - 05:25 PM (#3447691) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: EBarnacle If the song stays lost, you can create your own variant. |
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05 Dec 12 - 10:46 PM (#3447835) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Logger Lover Parody From: katlaughing LOL, Cool Beans! |