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BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?

05 Dec 12 - 01:12 PM (#3447546)
Subject: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: beardedbruce

Since Beer ( and soda) release CO2, when do we hear a call to ban them to preserve the climate? Have to get rid of dry ice, too.


05 Dec 12 - 01:18 PM (#3447555)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,999

Beer farts now an then, but it's no reason to ban him, BB. He's a good guy.


05 Dec 12 - 01:24 PM (#3447560)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Musket

I'd ban dried dog food. My dog can clear a room with his silent but violent farts. He is the only dog I know who can produce loud ones, when he stretches.

Seriously, the other day, a bit more choke and it would have started....


05 Dec 12 - 01:33 PM (#3447568)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu

"choke"... HAHAHAHAAA!

Ban beer? Now, just a minute!!!!

Anyway, with all this global warming, I need a cold beer.


05 Dec 12 - 01:34 PM (#3447569)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Jeri

I remember reading something years ago about methane from cow farts contributing to global warming. Presumably, these were the cows that are made of meat, not the other kind of cows, so meat eaters were ultimately responsible for global warming.


05 Dec 12 - 03:33 PM (#3447631)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Jack the Sailor

What about milk drinkers, cheese munchers, field plowers and leather wearers?


05 Dec 12 - 03:37 PM (#3447634)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T

Obviously, all farts are not alike.


05 Dec 12 - 03:44 PM (#3447637)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ron Davies

Rather than beer, start with something totally worthless--like leaf-blowers.   Air pollution, noise pollution, and a waste of fossil fuels.    Rakes have been fine forever.


05 Dec 12 - 03:50 PM (#3447640)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T

Mr Methane Does Fouquet's Restaurant in Paris


05 Dec 12 - 04:27 PM (#3447660)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T

Aussie farts rule


05 Dec 12 - 05:39 PM (#3447706)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Bill D

My.... ain't science wonderful! But don't cows have 4 stomachs? Can they be modified to be like kangaroos? Do we have to build our fences higher?


05 Dec 12 - 05:53 PM (#3447715)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu

Ya gotta get a jump on new tech, eh?


05 Dec 12 - 07:05 PM (#3447748)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Bill D

NOW I know how 'the cow jumped over the moon'....


06 Dec 12 - 05:17 AM (#3447918)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu

As a child, my first thought was the cow jumped over something while it was mooin'. Didn't understand THAT but I just knew cows can't jump that high. In total, I simply dismissed it.


06 Dec 12 - 08:16 AM (#3447970)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: beardedbruce

And water vapor is far more effective as a greenhouse gas than CO2- So outlaw Saunas and hot showers!

No more tea, either- Can't have you boiling that water and increasing the water vapor of the atmosphere.


06 Dec 12 - 11:23 AM (#3448066)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Beer

Now just hold your horses. I have every right to be here.
BEER


06 Dec 12 - 11:45 AM (#3448083)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,amergin

The only reason why beer would contribute to global warming or climate change is all the hot air that blows out of peoples' mouths when they've had a few.


06 Dec 12 - 11:51 AM (#3448085)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude

I don't care what ya say ... I ain't banning Spaw, he is a good guy and he has every right to his burrito's


06 Dec 12 - 11:52 AM (#3448086)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude

why don't scientists figure out how to power a car on beer farts .. I mean the solution to all the problems


06 Dec 12 - 11:54 AM (#3448088)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude

they could invent a special car seat, ya fart ya drive, ya fart ya drive. right from yer arse to the car's engine. Gimme some time I always figure stuff out


06 Dec 12 - 01:44 PM (#3448159)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,amergin

Denying politicians air time would go a long way to resolving global warming.


06 Dec 12 - 02:27 PM (#3448174)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,Eliza

olddude, you make me die laughing!


06 Dec 12 - 02:46 PM (#3448189)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu

amergin.... "The only reason why beer would contribute to global warming or climate change is all the hot air that blows out of peoples' mouths when they've had a few."

First youse ban Beer and now gnus? Beer... we gotta form an anti-something brotherhood!


07 Dec 12 - 10:58 AM (#3448617)
Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Musket

How much hot air does Mudcat produce?