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08 Dec 12 - 10:34 AM (#3449230) Subject: BS: Jesus urinates! From: Peter K (Fionn) Yep, it beggars belief: Jesus sprang a leak |
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08 Dec 12 - 10:35 AM (#3449232) Subject: RE: BS: Jesus urinates! From: Peter K (Fionn) Thought I'd changed the thread title, but it didn't register. |
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08 Dec 12 - 11:19 AM (#3449245) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: GUEST,999 Line up the folks who persecuted Sanal Edamaruku, give each of them a glass of the 'water' he warned them about, and see how many drink it. |
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08 Dec 12 - 01:11 PM (#3449296) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: MGM·Lion "He effectively told them to bugger off." .,,. Surely he told them to piss off! ~M~ |
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08 Dec 12 - 01:12 PM (#3449298) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Rapparee Oh boy does He! I'm been outside in His rainstorms. |
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08 Dec 12 - 03:45 PM (#3449386) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Little Hawk Well, I'm sure he did while he was still in a physical body... So? (Yes, I did read the article that inspired this thread.) |
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08 Dec 12 - 03:48 PM (#3449388) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Stringsinger Who cares? There is a folklore that said that "rain is the angels going to the celestial bathroom". |
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08 Dec 12 - 03:54 PM (#3449392) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Ebbie My brother, a fundamentalist, said that, of course, God is male- all the texts call him Father. I said, So you think that God has a penis? He stared at me, speechlessly. |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:02 PM (#3449400) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Little Hawk That was mean, Ebbie! ;-D Give the poor man a break. That's like telling an idealistic eight year old boy that girls fart, for gosh sakes...or that Santa does "number 2"! We all need a certain comfort zone around our sacred figures, you know. I mean, hey, does the Easter Bunny poop in the woods? Come on! |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:09 PM (#3449407) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: gnu "does the Easter Bunny poop in the woods?" Nope. Walmart... and shits $$$! |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:21 PM (#3449423) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Don Firth Well . . . somebody had to do it: CLICKY Don Firth |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:21 PM (#3449425) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Little Hawk: "...That's like telling an idealistic eight year old boy that girls fart,.." That reminds me of a little cute one...... Why don't women fart??? They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure! |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:24 PM (#3449429) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Little Hawk DON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, that's terrible!!!! Talk about sacrilege....yeesh. I'm glad I didn't see that when I was 5 years old. |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:24 PM (#3449430) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: GUEST,Jack Sprocket Jesus wet! |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:27 PM (#3449436) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity LOL!!, Don. GfS |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:28 PM (#3449437) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: gnu Don... hahahahaa! JS... Hahaha! |
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08 Dec 12 - 04:57 PM (#3449454) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Steve Shaw It was to build up back pressure, Guffers, you sexist git. |
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08 Dec 12 - 05:21 PM (#3449469) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: JohnInKansas Don Firth's pic was on a greeting card sold at a few stores here some years ago, but with the caption: "YOUR GIFT IS ON THE WAY." (I got mine that year.) John |
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08 Dec 12 - 05:35 PM (#3449480) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Henry Krinkle Bathroom humor. Lowest of the low. Grow up. Stinkiepottiepooperweeweetinklepeepee. =(:-( D) |
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08 Dec 12 - 05:47 PM (#3449486) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Henry Krinkle And Don's favorite : Doo doo! =(:-( o) |
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08 Dec 12 - 05:51 PM (#3449488) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Don Firth Don't look up the chimney, Tinkle. You never know what might be on its way down. Santa DOES keep this list, you know. And he might be up there just waiting for you. Don Firth |
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08 Dec 12 - 06:07 PM (#3449502) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: gnu Kris Kringle meets Hank Krinkle? Ya gotta know Kris is gonna kick his ass, eat his milk and cookies and THEN shit down his chimmily. And, kick the snot out of his sat dish for good measure after nine tiny reindeer join in the shitty fray. BTW, Hank. If Sandy leaves you a present, keep it under the tree until morning. That ticking sound just means it's an antique watch. |
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08 Dec 12 - 06:17 PM (#3449506) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Henry Krinkle I don't do Christmas anymore. It just feeds the greedy corporations. The banks. The government. =(:-( )) |
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08 Dec 12 - 06:41 PM (#3449515) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Little Hawk Yeah. I don't do it either, other than sharing good company with people I like. |
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08 Dec 12 - 11:09 PM (#3449582) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Bee-dubya-ell A more important question might be "Does Jesus masturbate?" Apparently he did, but only once. Christians have been waiting for a "Second Coming" for years. |
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09 Dec 12 - 01:33 AM (#3449609) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Sandy Mc Lean Stupid question: Did Jesus sh*#? Stupid answer: Of course not! Another stupid question: Did Jesus eat? Stupid answer: Yes, of course, because the bible refers to several feasts including The Last Supper. Stupid question: Did Jesus sh*#? Stupid answer: No! Stupid question: If he ate and didn't sh*#,was he constipated? Stupid answer: What you implying? |
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09 Dec 12 - 04:50 AM (#3449640) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: GUEST,Eliza Isn't it curious how some folk are obsessed with the physical side of celestial beings? It's a wonder they don't venerate the Virgin Mary's earwax, or St Joseph's toenail clippings. Just like mediaeval times, when 'holy relics' were all the rage. It surprises me that people are still in this mindset nowadays. Holy weewee! Good grief! |
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09 Dec 12 - 04:58 AM (#3449641) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Henry Krinkle Riley Puckett's boil. =(:-( I) |
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09 Dec 12 - 06:54 AM (#3449682) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Ed T The real Pee-pee Boy Mannekin pis |
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09 Dec 12 - 07:02 AM (#3449683) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Ed T Peeing statues are not new. Below are a couple in Prague. Brussels even has a female one. Should your city not have one? Peeing Statues - Kafka Museum in Prague, Czech Republic |
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09 Dec 12 - 01:21 PM (#3449810) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: frogprince without comment |
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09 Dec 12 - 02:06 PM (#3449821) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Ed T USA leads in the Golden medals, again. USA wins Gold |
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09 Dec 12 - 02:35 PM (#3449827) Subject: RE: BS: Does Jesus urinate? From: Joybell At Forest Lawn there is a statue of Jesus beside a pool. Beneath his feet water(?) runs into the pool. "The Grotto of the Incontinent Savior", I believe. Although it doesn't actually have a lable. Joy |
