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BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again

04 Mar 13 - 05:59 AM (#3486144)
Subject: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Roger the Skiffler

Just bought a new electric shaver:
""not intended for use by persons with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities or lack of experience or knowledge". It also warns when cleaning it:" Always check if the water is not too hot to prevent your hands from getting burnt".
Perhaps I should just grow a beard.

RtS


04 Mar 13 - 06:30 AM (#3486150)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: mayomick

Roger , do not eat the shaver while it is connected to the mains socket.


04 Mar 13 - 06:48 AM (#3486153)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,SPB at work

The problem is the litigation industry is so big that everyone needs to cover their backs.


04 Mar 13 - 06:53 AM (#3486155)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: gnu

SPB... mine has a rechargeable battery so I am good to go if I get hungry?


04 Mar 13 - 07:30 AM (#3486162)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: melodeonboy

Be careful! The shaver may contain traces of nuts!


04 Mar 13 - 08:14 AM (#3486169)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Wolfhound person

the instructions certainly do "contain traces of nuts", Melodeonboy, you're right there!

Paws


04 Mar 13 - 08:22 AM (#3486171)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: TheSnail

No, it's the Hoover Dustette that contains traces of nuts.


04 Mar 13 - 08:30 AM (#3486173)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,Peter

No warnings with my razor, just a straight blade capable of opening my jugular if my hand slips.


04 Mar 13 - 09:33 AM (#3486192)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Dave Hanson

Dustette's contain traces of everything, in fact everyone in the world is allergic to them.

Dave H


04 Mar 13 - 10:25 AM (#3486213)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: SPB-Cooperator

I hope that you carry out a full risk assessment before you shave. If you injure yourself and take yourself to court, not being aware of the risk is not an acceptable defence so you could have to pay yourself a lot of compensation


04 Mar 13 - 11:30 AM (#3486231)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: gnu

SPB... I am good for it and it suits my devil-may-care attitude.


04 Mar 13 - 01:07 PM (#3486294)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Pete Jennings

My shaver has a rechargeable battery and it can be rinsed under the tap. Instructions say not to rinse it while recharging...


04 Mar 13 - 01:21 PM (#3486299)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,999

"No warnings with my razor, just a straight blade capable of opening my jugular if my hand slips."

That is near criminal. They didn't even have the decency to inform you it's sharp.


04 Mar 13 - 02:00 PM (#3486318)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Dead Horse

Beards can be dangerous too.
They can lead to beer drinking & (gasp) Morris Dancing!


05 Mar 13 - 05:57 AM (#3486530)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,Lavengro

@Rodger the Skiffler

"not intended for use by persons with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities or lack of experience or knowledge"

That same warning could be put on the packing cases of many, many musical instuments! And Mr Daniels finest sour mash?

I'm with Guest999. Straight razor, nowhere near as difficult to use as people think, lasts a lifetime, and your wife/girlfriend won't borrow it behind your back leaving you with unexplained razor burn!


05 Mar 13 - 06:45 AM (#3486542)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Charmion

If said female relative has hospital experience, or a barber's licence, she may be more skilled with your cut-throat than you are.

Besides, you should be stropping it before every use.


05 Mar 13 - 03:39 PM (#3486719)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: fat B****rd

Roger ! You have electricity! Do you plug the washboard in?


05 Mar 13 - 05:09 PM (#3486745)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST

My beard can be rinsed under the tap - even when I'm wearing it


05 Mar 13 - 10:03 PM (#3486857)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: McGrath of Harlow

As SBS said, it's the litigation industry and people exploiting (mostly sensible enough) health and safety rules that are the problem.

Witness this horrifying case
California nurse refuses to give CPR to dying woman

"A nurse's refusal to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation on a dying 87-year-old woman in California despite desperate pleas on the telephone from an emuergency dispatcher has prompted outrage and spawned a criminal investigation."

...the executive director of Glenwood Gardens, Jeffrey Toomer, defended the nurse in a written statement, saying she had followed the facility's policy.

"In the event of a health emergency at this independent living community, our practice is to immediately call emergency medical personnel for assistance and to wait with the individual needing attention until such personnel arrives," Toomer said. "That is the protocol we followed."


Thank God the two people who gave me CPR when my heart gave out just before Christmas in 2010 were not under the control of people like Jeffrey Toomer's mob.


06 Mar 13 - 02:45 AM (#3486902)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie

A few years ago, I must have been bored to do this, I started reading the leaflets that came with a Microsoft mouse. It advised you to leave your desk at regular intervals to carry out exercise because it was good for your health and wellbeing.

This wasn't some leaflet included, no. It was buried in the instructions on how to use the ruddy mouse...

McGrath makes a good point. Policies can be dangerous when the legal department have more influence than professional clinicians. ..


06 Mar 13 - 07:00 AM (#3486969)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Mr Happy

Some years back we bought a new washing machine.

I tried to open the door to get at the instruction book inside.

The door wouldn't budge so I rang the dealers.

They said to plug the machine into power socket.

I did this & was able to open the door.

On the first page of the instructions it said 'Do not cconnect to power before reading instructions!' - DUH!!


06 Mar 13 - 07:07 AM (#3486970)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: GUEST,Lavengro

@MGofH

I didn't even play the film on the link, just read it and I found it totally harrowing.

Speaking as a nurse I have seen so many people come into the profession in the last couple of decades with absolutely no apparent interest in people, or any "vocational" element in their decision process for entering nursing in the first place. I personally feel that this has had a massive impact on patient care and ulimately ends up in events such as the one you have brought to our attention. How do you watch someone die for the sake of a few minutes chest compressions?

Total lack of empathy or care.


06 Mar 13 - 07:20 AM (#3486973)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: Pete Jennings

Had salmon for dinner last night. On the packet was an allergy warning: May contain fish.

I kid you not.


06 Mar 13 - 09:57 AM (#3487038)
Subject: RE: BS: Elf 'n' safety gorn mad again
From: McGrath of Harlow

I'd suspect the basic problem there may have been not so much that the nurse had the wrong attitude - though pretty evidently she had - but that she was following official orders, probably because she was scared she'd lose her job if she broke the rules.

As in so many cases, the real criminals are the people up the top, who make the rules or approve them. And when the shit hits the fan, they walk away unscathed. This stupid nurse might very likely end up carrying the can. Her management won't.