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10 May 13 - 07:17 AM (#3513707) Subject: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Now entering his 80th year! Trust me, he doesn't look it or behave that way. Many happy returns to the man I love. Enjoy the day, the week the month, the year......... Live long, die happy. |
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10 May 13 - 07:25 AM (#3513710) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Happies Cappy! I'll raise a glass in your honour. |
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10 May 13 - 07:25 AM (#3513711) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: ranger1 Happy birthday, Cap! |
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10 May 13 - 07:30 AM (#3513713) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Marmdad Happy Birthday Kendall. From Richard on Nantucket |
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10 May 13 - 08:05 AM (#3513718) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: John MacKenzie I hope Jacqui lets you out of that cellar for your birthday Cap'n ;) many happy returns my friend. |
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10 May 13 - 07:13 PM (#3513719) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: ClaireBear Hope the lobster was swell. Many happy returns. |
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10 May 13 - 07:30 PM (#3513725) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Leadfingers Hope its been a good one mate |
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10 May 13 - 07:51 PM (#3513730) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall It was until I just opened this thread! Now all my women friends will learn my true age! :-) |
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10 May 13 - 08:06 PM (#3513733) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Bobert Danged, didn't we just do this last year??? No matter... Hope it's a good 'un, Captain... Didja get a bottle of Scotch in the mail??? If so, "You're Welcome"... If not then maybe I forget to mail it??? Like I said, No matter... Get drunk, get laid and just get... B~ |
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10 May 13 - 08:07 PM (#3513735) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince "Now all my women friends will learn my true age! :-) " Uh-huh; up 'til now, they probably all thought he was in his twenties, but had worn himself out real bad messing around with all of "em. (Happy B'day for sure, Cap'n; squeeze your commanding officer for us.) |
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10 May 13 - 08:34 PM (#3513740) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL Happy Birthday, Captain. Blue eyes and a banjo - you have nothing to worry about from the ladies. SINS, Head Groupie |
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10 May 13 - 08:35 PM (#3513741) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee 79? Last time I saw him he didn't look a day over 79. But that's okay, because records show that he sailed as main foretops'l man under "Mad Jack" Percival in his last command. |
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10 May 13 - 09:43 PM (#3513757) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: olddude Many more my dear friend. Your gift from me via Mahlon should go out next week Dan |
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10 May 13 - 10:28 PM (#3513764) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: topical tom Happy Birthday, Kendall! May you enjoy a great day and a healthy, happy year! |
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11 May 13 - 12:18 AM (#3513779) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: ChanteyLass Shucks, I missed it by about 18 minutes! Belated happy birthday wishes, Kendall. |
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11 May 13 - 02:19 AM (#3513787) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Megan L Happy birthday |
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11 May 13 - 05:36 AM (#3513812) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: My guru always said Unbelievable!! Sorry I missed this! Many Happies for Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow and ALL your Days! |
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11 May 13 - 07:03 AM (#3513820) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Dani No worries, Kendall. We've got your number ; ) and it's all good. Last night I raised my glass, this morning I raise my coffee, to a good and true friend, a fine, fine musician, generous teacher, teller of tales, the best poetry sharer I know. I could go on about your humility, but it might be counter-productive. Hope it was a capital celebration. Dani |
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11 May 13 - 07:15 AM (#3513823) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Dani! If you go on like that I'll have to put him back in the cellar until the swelled head goes down again! :0) |
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11 May 13 - 08:20 AM (#3513834) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall It aint my head you...never mind. |
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11 May 13 - 09:19 AM (#3513843) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee I'll sing you a few verses of "Loreener." That deflates everything, including the size of the crowd listening. |
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11 May 13 - 10:21 AM (#3513857) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Oh yeah? that's one of the most beautiful songs I know. |
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11 May 13 - 10:26 AM (#3513860) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince It's because it's a beautiful song that it would be so painful to hear it desecrated badly. |
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11 May 13 - 03:29 PM (#3513930) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: fat B****rd Very best wishes to you, Kendall. Charlie |
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11 May 13 - 04:27 PM (#3513960) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Been chattin about lobster cookin and hypnotizin em with Kendall and on yer Facebook too. Maybe hypnotizin lobsters is where Kendall developed his powers over the ladies? Maybe the leather jacket is a simple ruse? A mere distraction? Maybe it's all in the strokin? |
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11 May 13 - 04:36 PM (#3513965) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Niggardly Bastard Happy Birthday Kendall. I hope you have a good one. |
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11 May 13 - 06:38 PM (#3513992) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: skarpi happy birthday Dear Kendall enjoy you day .. kv Skarpi |
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11 May 13 - 06:39 PM (#3513995) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Little Robyn Sorry I missed it. All the best from NZ. Robyn |
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11 May 13 - 07:05 PM (#3514002) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee Kendall, you've blocked out the |
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11 May 13 - 08:01 PM (#3514021) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Wow....Birthdays. Geeziz, I just can't tell you how exciting they are.....Real boner moments ya' know? Yeah......s'true.....................................uh....Just a minute...Be right back................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Okay then...That's good.......So thanks for that.................Stop around in June for mine... Spaw |
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11 May 13 - 09:10 PM (#3514039) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall I've heard a couple of people butcher Lorena, one tried to sing it using only three chords. |
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11 May 13 - 09:25 PM (#3514046) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Midchuck A first draft, years back, that I never finished: The bytes go creeping by, Eudora The net has broken down again. I'll get my mail today, Eudora, But I'll be damned if I know when For the mail comes in as slowly now, As when I was on AOL. But with the mail that's coming in now I think it may be just as well. The spam comes pouring in, Eudora; A never-ending siren's song. If all of it were true, Eudora, I'd have a Thing 15 miles long. They sell you stocks and bonds and girls, And boys, and condos by the sea. I don't know where they got my address, But like some old drunk, they just won't leave me be. Peter |
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11 May 13 - 09:35 PM (#3514050) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL I've got this one, Captain...PETER! CELLAR!!!!! |
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11 May 13 - 09:36 PM (#3514052) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL and don't trip over Kendall's swelled...head... |
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12 May 13 - 05:43 AM (#3514131) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Peter... love it! |
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12 May 13 - 05:52 AM (#3514135) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 You definitely need to finish that Peter! Spaw |
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12 May 13 - 06:51 AM (#3514148) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c PLEASE finish that one Peter - I would love to learn it. I'll give you a pass out the cellar if you do! |
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12 May 13 - 07:13 AM (#3514153) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Bravo! MORE! |
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12 May 13 - 09:18 AM (#3514181) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Sandra in Sydney obviously you're still enjoying your birthday, Kendall. keep celebrating! sandra |
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12 May 13 - 09:27 AM (#3514187) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 His blue pill is still working........... Spaw |
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12 May 13 - 10:47 AM (#3514209) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu At least HE doesn't have to take en two at a time like some broke d... |
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12 May 13 - 11:19 AM (#3514218) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Bill D Late to BD wishes, but will make up for it with gratuitous gaudiness: Belated Happy Birthday |
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12 May 13 - 11:23 AM (#3514221) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 No gnu....That's because he had the hydraulics installed in 2009 and it cutback his Viagra use by half! Spaw |
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12 May 13 - 12:15 PM (#3514240) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Sigh. we all have a cross to bear. |
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12 May 13 - 02:21 PM (#3514268) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c You know Spawser - that is something that you might consider yourself. It's a lot cheaper than the blue pills and doesn't cause blindness. As for problems with erections lasting more than four hours - there is no problem! |
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12 May 13 - 02:57 PM (#3514278) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Amos Fortuitous gaudiness is a Mudcat hallmark! |
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12 May 13 - 03:00 PM (#3514281) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Well, Jac... when ya GOTTA pee... GEE!!!!!! K... ye must be one tough cookie if yer crossin bears wit yer snakes eh? >;-) (Inside joke. And, no, it ain't obvious. Don't ask.) BTW, K, ALmost bought a fohh poundah that looked deeeelicious today but I went for the smoked ham that looked delicious at $1.39 a pound instead. |
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12 May 13 - 03:05 PM (#3514285) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince $1.39 a pound???? We may have to drive up there to shop for ham! Or is it woodchuck ham, or what? I think the last time I saw a price like that, my hair was all brown colored. |
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12 May 13 - 03:36 PM (#3514290) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Jacko, I take 9 different prescription meds a day, some of them twice. I get a $2700.00 shot every week, and some vile ass chemo crap every 3 weeks. Naturally there are several of these things that preclude Viagra. That's okay though because with all the damn stuff that's falling/has fallen apart, one of the few things still in normal operating condition is Sammy Short-Arm. I am now going to knock on wood......not my Woodie......just some good luck wood.....***sigh***........... Spaw |
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12 May 13 - 04:10 PM (#3514300) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Spaw! That much drugs? Damn man! If I'da known that, I wouldna talked about yer limp dick. I mean, that kinda sass just falls flat. No way it can stand up ta decorum as it should. |
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12 May 13 - 05:05 PM (#3514317) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 To paraphrase DuPont....."Barely living thru Chemistry." Spaw |
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12 May 13 - 05:29 PM (#3514327) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Lanfranc the cookieless Happy belated birthday, Cap! Hertford Folk Club is still going strong, Jacqui - come and visit next time you're over. Alan |
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12 May 13 - 07:47 PM (#3514366) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Mark Ross Happy Birthday Captain, Long May You Wave! Mark Ross |
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12 May 13 - 08:57 PM (#3514389) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Sandy Mc Lean BELATED BEST WISHES! |
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13 May 13 - 09:16 AM (#3514553) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Herga Kitty I've been offline for a week, but did raise my glass to your birthday on Friday! (Then had to raise another glass for Lucy and one in memory of Johnny Collins....) Hope you've had a grand weekend Kitty xx |
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13 May 13 - 11:16 AM (#3514583) Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall I have indeed; thank you all. |