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BS: Kendall took a header

11 Jun 13 - 08:04 PM (#3525396)
Subject: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

Working on my '37 Chevy in my crowded garage, got careless, stepped on a creeper and went ass over band box.Hit the cement floor hard, and my cheek bone hit the water tank. Scared the hell out of me; at my age it's bad news to break a hip.

We get old, we get careless.


11 Jun 13 - 08:24 PM (#3525399)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Elmore

Kendall : Glad you're okay. Found out a couple of years ago what carelessness can do to those of us in our "golden years." Everyone please be careful.


11 Jun 13 - 08:28 PM (#3525400)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST,juli

Get thee some arnica- tablets by mouth and cream for the sore places. Works wonders for bruising and inflammation

Take care
Julia


11 Jun 13 - 08:51 PM (#3525405)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bobert

Wouldn't have happened if you owned a Ford, Capt'n...

B~


11 Jun 13 - 08:53 PM (#3525406)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST

Wouldn't have happened if you drank Muscatel instead of rotgut, imo.


11 Jun 13 - 09:18 PM (#3525414)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: frogprince

Is that "A" still in the garage, or did you swap again?


11 Jun 13 - 09:42 PM (#3525422)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee

Don't do that, Kendall.


11 Jun 13 - 09:57 PM (#3525429)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ragdall

Glad to see that you survived well enough to tell about it. Put that creeper somewhere else.

rags


11 Jun 13 - 10:02 PM (#3525432)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bobert

Pretty creepy story...

B~


11 Jun 13 - 10:05 PM (#3525434)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee

How's the concrete and the water tank?


12 Jun 13 - 04:06 AM (#3525497)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: My guru always said

So, now you'll be more careful, this may have saved you an even nastier fall. Sending you a gentle hug!


12 Jun 13 - 04:23 AM (#3525500)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Sandra in Sydney

sending a second gentle hug

sandra


12 Jun 13 - 04:28 AM (#3525503)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bonnie Shaljean

WHOA!! You OK?


12 Jun 13 - 05:29 AM (#3525510)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Herga Kitty

You shouldn't scare Jacqui like that either! Gentle hugs to both of you.

Kitty
xx


12 Jun 13 - 05:37 AM (#3525512)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST,Eliza

OUCH! kendall, take it easy mate! Eliza x


12 Jun 13 - 05:39 AM (#3525513)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Will Fly

Huh - you fall over and get a barrage of gentle hugs from soft-hearted Lady 'Catters. A swift kick up the ass would remind you to take more care next time. And what on earth are you doing working on a '37 Chevy at your age? Is Jacqui too busy?


12 Jun 13 - 07:13 AM (#3525536)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

I'm ok, a bit sore, but quite mobile.


12 Jun 13 - 07:14 AM (#3525538)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: jacqui.c

Is Jacqui too busy?

Yes - and this is the only way I can keep him out from under my feet - he's getting too bored down cellar.


12 Jun 13 - 07:17 AM (#3525542)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

Just glad ya lived ta tell about it.


12 Jun 13 - 08:15 AM (#3525558)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: catspaw49

Welcome to the club! Let's compare cheek bruises! Get better and stay careful. Real easy to get ahead of yourself sometimes and we just ain't the men we used to be..........dammit.



Spaw


12 Jun 13 - 08:34 AM (#3525566)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Beware of all floors Cap'n.

The fall can be quite harmless, but the floor'll always get you. I've got a double layer of old carpet on my garage floor.

Don T.


12 Jun 13 - 08:47 AM (#3525573)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bat Goddess

My wake-up call was almost 6 years ago when I broke my arm because I was in a hurry. But I was a kid of 58 then...and Tom could not only still see, but had his voice and had no problems walking...

I HAVE to be careful and I'm reminded of it constantly. I just helped Tom to the table (from his bed) because he couldn't see. He couldn't see my face in front of him when I went to kiss him.

Not only can he no longer take care of me if I do something stupid, but he'd have no one to take care of HIM (but strangers).

So, ultimately my broken arm was a good thing -- it made me very aware that I can no longer take the chances of youth. I have to keep myself safe so Tom can, too, be safe.

Now...STOP SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF JACQUI!!!!

Linn


12 Jun 13 - 09:45 AM (#3525588)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee

Ya wanna compare cheek bruises? My left cheek is black from a bruise caused by oral surgery on the 4th. I just tell folks who asked that it was a tattoo gone horribly wrong.


12 Jun 13 - 09:50 AM (#3525591)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: dick greenhaus

Whoever wished that the road would come up to meet you had a sadistic streak. Been there: Done that.


12 Jun 13 - 10:01 AM (#3525597)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL

Sorry.


But I instantly thought that this is Kendall when I saw the thread title. I was ready for anything involving double entendres.

SINS!
CELLAR!


12 Jun 13 - 03:34 PM (#3525719)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Sandy Mc Lean

Glad that you are OK but I thought that you had a DeSoto or something of that ilk. Working on a Chevy has always been a hazard!


12 Jun 13 - 04:58 PM (#3525743)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

SINS... "double entendres". Kendall would never buy a French car.


12 Jun 13 - 06:44 PM (#3525773)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Leadfingers

As stated - FALLNG is fine - Its how youland that makes the difference! Glad you're OK mate


12 Jun 13 - 07:06 PM (#3525786)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bobert

Woody Allen once said,"You can't fall off the floor"...

B;~)


12 Jun 13 - 08:52 PM (#3525828)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

Those creepers are all malevolent little bastards.


12 Jun 13 - 10:15 PM (#3525850)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Little Hawk

Yessir. I am getting a bit wary of the possibility of falling too. I fell down a flight of stairs when I was 20-something, simply missed the top step for some reason, and it hurt me in about 7 or 8 different places, but nothing got broken. If it happened now, I shudder to think what it would do to me.


12 Jun 13 - 11:41 PM (#3525867)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ChanteyLass

I'm sorry you fell. I'm glad you survived.

Notice to all Mudcatters: Stop falling! I mean it!


13 Jun 13 - 07:11 AM (#3525941)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

I don't understand why I didn't break something, I sure as hell hit hard enough.


13 Jun 13 - 08:02 AM (#3525952)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Deckman

I thought I'd join this conversation with my own horror story that just happenned. I recently had to MC a concert at our local library, and afterwards I picked up a couple of guitars to help carry the performer's many instruments to their car. These guitars and cases were the heaviest darned things I'd every seen. As I picked them up, my right foot snapped.

I've been wearing a three thousand pound "walking cast" for a month now. Next week I'll get the foot x-rayed again, and we'll see where we go from there.

At first I thought the problem was heavy guitars, but now I realize the real problem is that I've just lived too long. So besides mechanic's creepers, avoid guitars! bob(deckman)nelson


13 Jun 13 - 12:58 PM (#3526047)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL

No, Bob. You and Kendall need to live forever and keep making life liveable for the rest of us.
SINS


13 Jun 13 - 03:49 PM (#3526110)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST

I'm in. You know me, I hate to quit.


13 Jun 13 - 04:53 PM (#3526127)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: katlaughing

Death to all creepers!!

Glad you and Spaw are okay. Knock on wood, I have not had a fall now for about two weeks. Last count was around 15 over the past two months, Lots of bruises alleviated by arnica,

luvyakat


13 Jun 13 - 04:56 PM (#3526130)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: jacqui.c

The above was Kendall sans cookie. I've told him - he's got to stay alive for a bit over 16 years so we can celebrate our silver wedding!


13 Jun 13 - 05:46 PM (#3526137)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Allan C.

Wow! Coulda been serious! Luckily the cement broke your fall!


13 Jun 13 - 08:18 PM (#3526175)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

Bob... I hope you are okay. That sounds like... oh dear... I hadn't thought of that when I started to type... nevermind. I just hope all is okay.


13 Jun 13 - 10:08 PM (#3526209)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ChanteyLass

Deckman, I'm sorry about your foot. At least it happened before I posted my notice above. Heal quickly.


14 Jun 13 - 01:30 PM (#3526434)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Amos

Well, better careless than carless, Skipper. Next time put the creeper away when you're done with it, eh? Wishing you rapid healing.


A


14 Jun 13 - 04:23 PM (#3526497)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

"better careless than carless"... hahahahahaa! But true.


15 Jun 13 - 06:57 AM (#3526662)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Janie

Glad you are ok, but wondering....did it knock any sense into ya?

Mebbe Jacqui should answer that one.


15 Jun 13 - 07:02 AM (#3526665)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

She may not have time to update us. I assume padding the cellar is a big job.


15 Jun 13 - 03:02 PM (#3526800)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Mrrzy

Owie owie, wow.


15 Jun 13 - 04:19 PM (#3526818)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

Padding? I kill for padding! All I have is rusty nails driven into the concrete and cut off with bolt cutters!


15 Jun 13 - 05:16 PM (#3526836)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

Had a tetanus shot lately, K?


15 Jun 13 - 07:30 PM (#3526874)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST,kendall

I was working on the old car today and suddenly it caught fire! Damn, the wiring is almost as old as mine.
I suppose Midchuck will parody this too. The car is a light brown, so I can hear it now... when the old dun car caught fire...


15 Jun 13 - 07:39 PM (#3526876)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL

So I called Kendall today and offered lobsters for lunch. Actually I asked "Would you like lobster for lunch?" The reply? "I would have had I not just eaten."

He has a concussion, Jacqui.


15 Jun 13 - 09:13 PM (#3526890)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

There was so much noise in the background, I wasn't sure who was calling.


15 Jun 13 - 10:09 PM (#3526900)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu

Caught fire? We all new you were hot stuff but........


16 Jun 13 - 06:52 AM (#3526972)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall

I woke with another Midchuck parody rattling around in my head..."For I am told that one who loves you has thrown your ass into the sea." He's so twisted.


16 Jun 13 - 07:16 AM (#3526983)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Midchuck

I was working on the old car today and suddenly it caught fire! Damn, the wiring is almost as old as mine.
I suppose Midchuck will parody this too. The car is a light brown, so I can hear it now... when the old dun car caught fire...


Kendall, the parodies we do are usually started by Kris. She's the one who comes up with the concepts and the skeleton of a song, and I just flesh it out.

So what will you offer me, as a bribe for not showing her your post?

P.