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25 Jul 13 - 09:30 PM (#3541774) Subject: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor Talk about yer delsions! Check out these vienners! |
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25 Jul 13 - 10:22 PM (#3541791) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: frogprince I think it's all pictures of the same poor beleaguered dog. |
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25 Jul 13 - 10:42 PM (#3541795) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee "...becoming AND region?" Is it becoming? Only to a dachshund. I don't think there's an answer for the rest. |
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25 Jul 13 - 10:57 PM (#3541797) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor I thought being sloppy would in keeping with the theme of the thread. more wiener |
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26 Jul 13 - 01:37 AM (#3541831) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dachshundism is a proud and thriving religion. It began a long time ago in Germany. At first it was only a localized phenomenon, but it soon won acolytes in every part of the world. What better thing to worship than the Dachshund? There were setbacks to Dachshundism when the 2 world wars came along, causing many foolish people in the Allied nations to stop worshipping Dachshunds because they were "German" dogs! This shocking form of prejudice fortunately soon subsided as the natural cuteness and lovableness of Dachshunds overcame it. Dachshunds are clearly Nature's most wonderful canine form and are destined to rule. Arf! |
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26 Jul 13 - 02:00 AM (#3541837) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk By the way, Jack, that's an incredibly cute website with all the Dachshund costume photos. Thanks for finding it. |
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26 Jul 13 - 02:28 AM (#3541841) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Musket between courses Mmmmmmmm Sausages. . |
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26 Jul 13 - 05:05 AM (#3541872) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Grishka Hardly any -ism is becoming (to the -ist), whatever the region. But what is Dachsundism anyway? "Dachs" is German for "badger" (probably a mock-Germanization of Latin "taxus"), and "undism" may be a typo for "nudism". Now nudism shares some detestable features with other -isms, but being nude definitely becomes badgers and dogs alike. |
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26 Jul 13 - 05:14 AM (#3541876) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Musket Detestable features of nudism? OK, some bits could do with ironing I suppose... But detestable? Haven't had too many complaints... My dog isn't nude, but being very short haired and this hot summer, his normally black arse is looking decidedly pink at present. But he isn't of German extraction. Middle East, I think.. (Greyhound.) Although he was born and raised in Ireland for racing till we gave him a retirement. As to dressing him up? mmm.. Some of those pictures were funny, some the product of a disturbed mind. Right! Where's my camera? Hound! Fetch my latex nurse's costume! |
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26 Jul 13 - 05:39 AM (#3541888) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Grishka Detestable features of many -isms aka ideologies include:
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26 Jul 13 - 05:41 AM (#3541889) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu Love the blog! Along with about 28 000 other people at Facebook. Great find, JtS. |
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26 Jul 13 - 06:33 AM (#3541903) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor AND THERE IS A MOVIE |
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26 Jul 13 - 10:06 AM (#3541981) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee claiming to be the solution of all problems bullying non-believers ignoring or denouncing any arguments to the contrary serving as an excuse for selfish behaviour. Yes, that defines Dachshundism to a T. |
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26 Jul 13 - 10:10 AM (#3541982) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,leeneia I watched the trailer, Jack. Discipline! Order! Common sense! Training! In other words, somebody needs to harden their hearts and teach the cute guy not to drink glasses of milk while on the expensive leather couch in the living room. The dogs, however, are adorable. Thanks. |
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26 Jul 13 - 10:34 AM (#3541994) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Pete Jennings Our German Shepherd, Bobby, loves Dachshunds. Mind you, he hasn't managed to eat a whole one yet... |
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26 Jul 13 - 11:13 AM (#3542009) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk I've personally KNOWN Dachshunds who did all of the following: claiming to be the solution to all problems bullying non-believers ignoring or denouncing any arguments to the contrary serving as an excuse for selfish behaviour. In fact, selfishness is considered a great virtue among Dachshunds! Bullying is just fine among Dachshunds as long as you can get away with it. Ignoring or denouncing contrary opinions goes without saying. And any Dachshund worth his salt definitely knows that HE is the solution to all problems! Despite this, they are still lovable. ;-) |
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26 Jul 13 - 01:08 PM (#3542056) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu All dogs can be lovable. Even Beagles. |
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26 Jul 13 - 01:27 PM (#3542065) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Bill D Celebrated in song.. "Get A-long Little Doggie" |
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26 Jul 13 - 01:51 PM (#3542076) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor All dogs can be lovable. Even Beagles. but beagles are less so. |
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26 Jul 13 - 01:58 PM (#3542080) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu JtS... especially when they roll in fresh cowshit. If I hadn't loved that dog so much when I was a wee lad, I am sure my old man woulda shot him rather than wrappin him in newspaper fer the drive home. |
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26 Jul 13 - 04:12 PM (#3542137) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor And the mournful barking.... and the plain boneheaded stubbornness that characterizes that breed. |
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26 Jul 13 - 04:54 PM (#3542155) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Yeah, we had a Beagle once. Suzie. She was as dumb as a post, and the greediest dog I ever saw. I'm not saying they're all like that...but Suzie was. She would bark at the cows next door for hours on end until they would finally become disgusted and move away to some other part of the field where she couldn't see them. One time they found Suzie on their side of the fence, and they did a cow charge like I've never seen before...the ground thundered! They chased her through about 3 huge fields till she got out underneath a barbed wire fence and escaped, yelping all the way. |
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26 Jul 13 - 09:34 PM (#3542233) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee Beagle.... |
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26 Jul 13 - 10:51 PM (#3542254) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Jack the Sailor Snoopy was certainly a beagle, aloof as a cat and only affectionate at supper time. |
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26 Jul 13 - 11:24 PM (#3542260) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee I now realize that the title to this thread was supposed to be "Is Dachshundism (sic) becoming [to the] anal region?" |
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26 Jul 13 - 11:54 PM (#3542263) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Don Firth One of the major reasons why dogs bite people. Don Firth |
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27 Jul 13 - 02:45 AM (#3542282) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: JohnInKansas Wiener dogs will be wienerschnitzel when the armored cavalry is ready to attack. John |
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27 Jul 13 - 09:26 AM (#3542347) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Cute! Guinea Pigs NEED some armour when Dachshunds are around. They LIVE to destroy small rodents! The life expectancy of a Guinea Pig in the presence of a Dachshund is 3 seconds or less. |
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27 Jul 13 - 09:52 AM (#3542357) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Ernest Guinea pigs would be "rodentry", not "cavalry".... And dachsunds like canned food just as well as fresh food! |
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27 Jul 13 - 10:05 AM (#3542361) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee Have you never seen the Mark VIII Grossundlangdachshundenmilitärjagerwagen? They are readying for The Invasion!!! |
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27 Jul 13 - 10:36 AM (#3542367) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk The Hanomag halftrack. Nice vehicle, probably the best looking of its type in that war. |
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27 Jul 13 - 01:50 PM (#3542437) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Bee-dubya-ell Germany? I thought dachshunds came from Dachshundistan. |
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27 Jul 13 - 06:59 PM (#3542503) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk No, no, no! They come from what was once called "Germania"...a vast, forested region east of the Rhine, a region that Rome never succeeded in conquering. Germania was peopled by a number of fierce tribes who were collectively known as Germanii (Germans). In time the descendants of these German warriors bred the Dachshund (badger hound) for the purpose of pursuing a badger down into its burrow, siezing it with powerful jaws, and dragging it out to be clubbed to death by the hunter. This took amazing guts and determination on the dog's part and is seen in the Dachshund's tenacious, stubborn, and feisty nature. Modern day Dachshunds, however, are mostly bred to be pets rather than hunting dogs. They are playful, amusing, willful, and difficult to train, but make excellent companions. They are fast and agile when young, good runners and jumpers, but tend to get overweight and sedentary in old age unless given lots of daily exercise. They naturally pursue rodents and other small animals. They have a loud bark, due to possessing a deep chest. They enjoy singing, and their rapturous "singing" with the nose pointed skyward is easily prompted by hearing a harmonica, various other musical instruments, a passing siren on an emergency vehicle, or any other "howling" sound. They will often sing along with humans, but have some trouble staying "on key". |
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27 Jul 13 - 07:07 PM (#3542507) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST I agree withe proposal that they should have their own "region" The UB may be able to set up an area, that they would share with the miltapedes and centapedes, since they may have a common ancentry. But, we should learn from the Israel-Palistinian relocation, and not impose barriers to the advancement of the three groups$ |
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27 Jul 13 - 07:10 PM (#3542508) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Ed T Is someone suiggesting thay should have a "homeland" |
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27 Jul 13 - 07:23 PM (#3542516) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Ed T I suggest they be given the magnetic hill area of Moncton New Brunswick Canada, for their homeland (Region). The little f'ers could then live their lives figuring out the illusion that draws tourists to only scracth their headsbin condusion ( not seeing the illusion) and their asses from the skeeter bites:) There are only a few old "skally wags" living there and they would likely acclimate to the old retired folks. |
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27 Jul 13 - 08:22 PM (#3542536) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu I resemble that remark, Ed. Hahahahahahahaa! Love yer post! No... don't bother. I know what Ed menas and vice versa. Heheheheee! |
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28 Jul 13 - 08:04 AM (#3542658) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk The deliverate osculation of the English lingua and franca here has lead to persimmons being farmed out on wussificatory slopes of desire. |
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28 Jul 13 - 08:07 AM (#3542660) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu Who you callin a wussy, pussy? Works without the comma but I think it's better with. |
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28 Jul 13 - 08:12 AM (#3542665) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Don't abrogate my anchovies! |
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28 Jul 13 - 09:13 AM (#3542679) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST That comment was lower than a Dachsunds ass. |
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28 Jul 13 - 10:12 AM (#3542698) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee You talkin' about me? You talkin' about ME? You wanna step outside and say that? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. All talk and no walk. |
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28 Jul 13 - 03:32 PM (#3542815) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Some of us already ARE outside, you miserable armadillo-diddler, and where were YOU? Ha! Thought so. Didn't dare bother to show up, right? |
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29 Jul 13 - 03:26 PM (#3543250) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Claire M Hiya, Fritz (one I/we had) used to live on chocolate, fruit cake & chicken, cos my great-aunt insisted dog food made him ill. He hated walks unless he was taken round town, peed when he was walking about (& got peed on by our collie who didn't realise he was even there) barked at his reflection & let me put my arms round him & kiss his nose "MWAH!" He was gorgeous. I do miss him. |
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29 Jul 13 - 05:23 PM (#3543273) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk I am fairly well convinced that most commercial dog and cat food does make pets ill...over a long enough period of time. In short, it's crap. A dog shouldn't have to eat such awful stuff! I will, however, agree that the very best of commercially produced dog and cat foods is probably okay...but this would require some investigation, consulting a good Vet as to which brand is worthwhile, etc. If humans are eating fresh meat and veggies and if they are good for us, then they're also good for dogs and cats, in my opinion, and probably considerable better for them than the average commercial pet food is. Anyone who wants to fight with me about this opinion of mine should be directed to my backyard, where my friend Jethro is busy trimming the foliage. Jethro is a donkey (also sometimes termed an ass)...and he likes to argue with people...whereas I'm not particularly interested in doing so. I do like to talk about stuff...but I really don't come here to argue with people, just to talk in a friendly fashion. So take any major bitching you have about whatever I say to Jethro, my Ass, okay? And as a friendly overture when meeting Jethro...give him a nice big kiss. |
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29 Jul 13 - 05:40 PM (#3543287) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu I think Jethro is an ass. Put that in yer penguin and ice it, wussy. |
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29 Jul 13 - 10:35 PM (#3543386) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee Doesn't Dachshundism require human sacrifice? |
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29 Jul 13 - 11:39 PM (#3543402) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk You're right, gnu. Jethro is an Ass, and proud of it! Dachshunds do expect humans to sacrifice a "suitable" amount of their time, energy, and financial resources so that the Dachshund will experience the requisite amount of satisfaction. That means copious amounts of food, water, attention, exercise, admiration (if not downright worship), and food. Specially food! |
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30 Jul 13 - 03:34 AM (#3543434) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Musket How do you guys differentiate between ass and ass? If I went in a shop over your way and asked for a carrot for my ass, would they expect me to also buy sugar lumps or vaseline? You see, we spell it m u l e. Sorry for being an arse. |
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30 Jul 13 - 05:04 AM (#3543455) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu I got 2 jokes but they are both PI. Vaseline is for external use only. You should ask for a sexual lubricant. |
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30 Jul 13 - 05:11 AM (#3543458) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Musket Vaseline is used for sexual purposes. You put it on the bedroom door handle to stop the kids from coming in..... |
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30 Jul 13 - 10:07 AM (#3543551) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk LOL! The way you determine the common, ordinary ass (arse) from an Ass like Jethro is simple. If it's Jethro, then "Ass" is capitalized, as in "Jethro the Ass". Also...your ass (your arse) is always behind you, while Jethro might be behind you (and if he is, watch out!), but he might also be in front of you, beside you, or over in the next yard. |
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30 Jul 13 - 10:26 AM (#3543561) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee A mule, as I'm certain you must know, is the sterile offspring of a horse and a donkey (ass). |
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30 Jul 13 - 10:33 AM (#3543563) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Jethro is no mule. He's a 100% certified Ass. He hates Republicans! |
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30 Jul 13 - 10:59 AM (#3543576) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Musket You live and learn. I have always thought a donkey was a donkey, and mules & asses were the same thing, the cross breed with a horse. Donkeys were a big thing when I was a child, riding them on Blackpool beach. For some reason, I have always wanted one. We have a bit of land, a few paddocks, (mainly rented out to horsey type people, but a smaller one near the house doing nothing) and there is a donkey sanctuary not far away. The situation is this. I refuse to keep chickens. She refuses to have a donkey. However, during peace talks in Geneva, she conceded I could have my donkey if she got her chickens, I reserved my view for the time being. What do you think? The greyhound ignores horses and won't get near chickens anyway. Be buggered if I know what to do? I said at the outset that buying an old farmhouse is not a precursor to giving Dr Doolittle a run for his money. |
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30 Jul 13 - 12:03 PM (#3543597) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk I think she's right, Musket. Having chickens is a great idea. They are fun, entertaining...a bit noisy...but that's allright...and you get fresh eggs. Having a donkey is also a great idea. Do both, I say. The Greyhound will have a bit more to think about, and that'll be good too, because most domestic dogs suffer a good deal from boredom. |
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30 Jul 13 - 01:25 PM (#3543628) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Rapparee AND you can use the donkey to go prospecting for gold, allowing you to become a lovable but crotchety old fart. |
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30 Jul 13 - 03:40 PM (#3543664) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu Chickens are not noisy. Rooster type chickens are noisy so ya gotta eat them when they are young and tastey or sell em. I would eat em. |
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30 Jul 13 - 04:27 PM (#3543682) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Musket prospecting I bought a cowboy type hat in South Africa last year. Seemed a good idea there but makes you look a right pillock over here. Methinks sat on a donkey, I could pull it off. Especially if off down to the jewellers shop to prospect a gold sovereign or two. |
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31 Jul 13 - 03:45 PM (#3544038) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Gold sovereigns are lovely coins. Pity they aren't in regular circulation any longer, but if they were, it would reveal how much the value of the fiat currencies has declined. I sold a few last year when gold was way high, but I kind of hated to part with them. "makes you look a right pillock over here" Like this oik....roight? |
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31 Jul 13 - 04:10 PM (#3544050) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Ebbie I grew up with horses and rode them a great deal but I remember a donkey that my dad came home with, one day. Her name was Flossie and she could be ridden although a walk was her preferred gait. Took a long time to get from Point A to Point B. There was little or no spring to her step so the movement was quite vertical rather than rhythmic and not what one could comfortable. Still, I rode her for the novelty of it. I remember one time when I rode her into the back 40 of the about 400 acres we had to roam around in. Took me practically all day to get back. |
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31 Jul 13 - 06:08 PM (#3544087) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu Yet another rude asshole who deserves to be beaten til sufficiently bloody and thrown out the back door of the pub for the coppers ta pick up a jail for the night. Garbage TV. Total trash. Doesn't deserve to wear a cowboy hat. |
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31 Jul 13 - 09:30 PM (#3544143) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: Little Hawk Yeah... I keep hoping Neg will run into you, gnu. ;-) Just think, he's made himself a career by being an obnoxious pest and a public nuisance! He wouldn't get away with that in China. No siree. |
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01 Aug 13 - 01:17 AM (#3544178) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: GUEST,Musket being patriotic My social standing is such that I am thrown out of the front door, not the back door of the pub and my hat is lightly dusted prior to being thrown after me. |
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01 Aug 13 - 06:13 AM (#3544232) Subject: RE: BS: Is Dachsundism becoming and region? From: gnu Hehee. |
