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28 Jun 14 - 02:30 AM (#3637269) Subject: The Great British Sperm Shortage From: Jack Campin (I would have put "Song Challenge" on the front but the title would have been too long). There has got to be a song in this. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263 |
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28 Jun 14 - 03:39 AM (#3637275) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: r.padgett Pete Smith wrote a great song on this Peter and Annie Smith of Sheffield Ray |
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28 Jun 14 - 03:42 AM (#3637276) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: Roger the Skiffler The decision to end anonymity even for those who donated when they had been assured of anonymity has put potential donors off. No-one wants x100 potential offspring turning up "Daddy, I want some pocket money!". RtS |
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28 Jun 14 - 03:58 AM (#3637279) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: GUEST,Eliza Has this got anything to do with the thread further down entitled 'I Took My Organ To The Party'? |
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28 Jun 14 - 05:07 AM (#3637297) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: Musket I wonder how many of us are up for the challenge? True story. A medical student I taught last year confessed in the bar that the story was true. He hadn't seen his girlfriend for a while so got his hands on some Viagra ready. He used his intelligence and took it a couple of hours before she turned up at the local hotel he had booked, as he shared (shares..) digs with three others. Her train was cancelled and she decided not to come, as it were. He defrayed the cost of the viagra by donating sperm the following morning. After all, his well wasn't exactly running dry.... |
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28 Jun 14 - 06:33 AM (#3637315) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: Mr Red Wales has plenty! |
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28 Jun 14 - 06:38 AM (#3637316) Subject: RE: The Great UK Sperm Shortage From: Leadfingers Reminds me of the guy who had heard about the'powers'of oysters , so had a dozen in preparation for a 'hot' date - Only eight of them worked ! |