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BS: Monkeys on grill

02 Dec 14 - 06:23 PM (#3681948)
Subject: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

My uncle bill was in the navy in wwii. He was pretty well decorated and promoted and stuff. So on leave he got all drunked up, borrowed an m1 and went into the jungle to shoot monkey's out of the trees. They busted him down to as low as you can get. When asked why he said they gotta taste better than shit on a shingle..
How about it chongo since you are dead anyway. I got bbq sauce and merlow
Anyone want to join me


02 Dec 14 - 07:02 PM (#3681957)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,gillymor

Rancid bush meat may not be the healthiest option right now.


02 Dec 14 - 08:25 PM (#3681969)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee

"Rancid" described Chongo/a when s/he was still alive. So did "putrid" and "stinky."


02 Dec 14 - 08:58 PM (#3681980)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T

""Somebody's pouring salt on a wound, scooping out monkey's brains with a spoon""

Graham Parker, OK Heironymus


02 Dec 14 - 09:01 PM (#3681981)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

You mugs just don't know when to quit, do you? You wouldn't crack wise so much if you had a roscoe jammed in yer ugly pie hole. I seen smarter cats than you killin' time in creep joints and can houses. You better take it on the heel and toe. Take a powder. Go climb up yer thumb. That is my advice.


03 Dec 14 - 03:08 AM (#3682013)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Musket

The best way of experiencing monkey meat over here is to go night clubbing in Hartlepool.

I've always fancied the idea of having a monkey butler. That is top of my wish list.


03 Dec 14 - 09:26 AM (#3682109)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee

All that hard guy talk for a little pussycat of a monkey, especially a dead one. My, my, how Pongo Pimp...er, Chonga Chimp... does go on!


03 Dec 14 - 09:41 AM (#3682117)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T

Best you keep ' em safe, if you still have 'em, Chongo.


grilled monkey balls 


03 Dec 14 - 10:50 AM (#3682139)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Bill D

Not to get technical, but Chongo ain't no monkey.... this is a monkey .....with character.

How 'bout you, Chongo? Go borrow a camera and show us you aren't really dead.


03 Dec 14 - 11:16 AM (#3682150)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Fine. Here ya go.   Selfie

Now it's yer turn, Bobertz. Show us you ain't really dead.


03 Dec 14 - 12:55 PM (#3682172)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: fat B****rd

It's Christmas Silly Season, Dan. "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire"


03 Dec 14 - 01:12 PM (#3682177)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

Lol


03 Dec 14 - 01:28 PM (#3682186)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Mrrzy

True stories from living in West Africa in the '70's include monkey in chocolate sauce... and one who started the meal as a participant. Startling start to a later course.


03 Dec 14 - 01:34 PM (#3682189)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

Chongo in chocolate noooo it could be monkey poo instead best to stick with Texas bbq


03 Dec 14 - 01:53 PM (#3682199)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: gnu

Chipmunks


03 Dec 14 - 01:56 PM (#3682200)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ernest

The "Guest Chongo Chimp" appearing here is the final proof that Chongo is in fact dead:

1.) The REAL Chongo had an cookie and wouldn`t have appeared as a Guest, but as a member.

2.) To the REAL Chongo always it always has been a matter of importance that he was an ape, not a monkey. Therefore he would not have been provoked by a thread title referring to monkeys.

Q.e.d.


03 Dec 14 - 02:06 PM (#3682202)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Ed T

WTF, Chongo?

? 


03 Dec 14 - 02:16 PM (#3682204)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Don Firth

Eating "bush meat" (various monkeys, chimps, baboons, etc.) is believed to be how the HIV/Aids virus was transferred to humans in the first place.

Seriously.

(better warn Akenaton to watch his diet....)

Don Firth


03 Dec 14 - 02:47 PM (#3682215)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

I heard it can turn ya gay too


03 Dec 14 - 03:38 PM (#3682228)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

Fried chongo with mashed potatoes anyone


03 Dec 14 - 04:37 PM (#3682242)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Rahere

Not the Chongo Dog Doodah Band?


03 Dec 14 - 05:04 PM (#3682248)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Don Firth

Chongo and chips.

You could start a chain of restaurants....

Don Firth


03 Dec 14 - 05:27 PM (#3682250)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I went lookin' for intelligent life on the streets of America.

I'm still lookin'.

Don't look like there's any here either.

Lotta noise though...


03 Dec 14 - 05:59 PM (#3682255)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: Rapparee

Chonga, you only looked in Chicago. Never was any intelligent life there and there still ain't.


03 Dec 14 - 10:44 PM (#3682304)
Subject: RE: BS: Monkeys on grill
From: olddude

I hear tell he tastes like chicken