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BS: Useless Inventions

24 Feb 15 - 09:52 AM (#3689380)
Subject: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

Since we have lost the thread on perfect inventions, I thought I would go the opposite way and ask about your ideas on useless inventions. My number one, is the Leaf Blower, my number two are those useless and obnoxious things that roar around in the sea, Jet Skis.


24 Feb 15 - 10:00 AM (#3689383)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Jet Ski's .... cracking machines, great fun. My son had a Bombardier 3 seater with a huge engine that would 50 knots plus!!


24 Feb 15 - 10:12 AM (#3689385)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Richard Bridge

UKIP


24 Feb 15 - 10:38 AM (#3689392)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Judging from the number of second-hand ones I see listed for sale on Craigslist, expensive high-tech super-efficient coolers like YETI brand. They cost five to ten times as much as similarly-sized Igloo or Coleman products. Sure, they keep ice frozen longer, but you can buy a helluva lot of ice for the price difference. In fact, you can buy your own ice machine.

I'm not paying $500 for a cooler. That's what guitars are for.


24 Feb 15 - 11:18 AM (#3689404)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Richard Bridge

BWL - I don't even know what those coolers are! But I agree about guitars.


24 Feb 15 - 11:47 AM (#3689415)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Corned beef tins that open with one of those keys. Blister packs, e.g. the ones with memory cards in. Fake wine corks made of plastic.


24 Feb 15 - 12:06 PM (#3689420)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Keith A of Hertford

I agree on jet skis.
They may be great fun for the rider, but everyone on the beach has to endure the noise and the stench.
And they sometimes kill swimmers.
Beaches were nicer places before that invention.

Chewing gum is another invention I wish could be uninvented.
It serves no nutritional purpose, is difficult and costly to remove from pavements, and nasty when it gets in a kid's hair or clothes.


24 Feb 15 - 01:09 PM (#3689445)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: gnu

Chewing gum! I would have never thought of that.


24 Feb 15 - 01:52 PM (#3689469)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: olddude

Any tv gadget on late night commercials


24 Feb 15 - 01:57 PM (#3689475)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,#

Drats. Here I am awaiting instructions for turning on and adjusting the TV with something new called "finger tip control." Only $14.95, mailing included. I hope it gets here soon.


24 Feb 15 - 02:02 PM (#3689479)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: frogprince

Leaf blowers, useless? You're welcome to rake up the mountains of leaves from my yard anytime. Or we can just watch the piles rot the grass, as happened the year that the snow started before I got the leaves off.
My nomination for the most pointless, and somewhat detrimental, invention of human history: the bathing suit.


24 Feb 15 - 02:50 PM (#3689500)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Sol

+ the old favourites:
Chocolate fireguards
Ashtrays for motorbikes
Mens tits
etc, etc.


24 Feb 15 - 03:01 PM (#3689503)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Politicians- Not sure who invented them?


24 Feb 15 - 03:14 PM (#3689513)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bee-dubya-ell

High efficiency washing machines. They don't get clothes clean worth a damn. Sure, they use less water. Big deal! I don't live in a desert! I have my own well with my own pump. I can fill an Olympic size swimming pool for a dime's worth of electricity. I'm a potter. I make things out of dirt. My clothes get dirty. They need copious amounts of water to get them clean, not a pint. I can't wait for the current HE piece of crap I own to die so I can replace it with a normal frigging washing machine.


24 Feb 15 - 03:24 PM (#3689516)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Anything that is advertized as: "As Seen On TV".
One example is the much advertised


24 Feb 15 - 03:28 PM (#3689518)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Oops, sent last post before it was completed.

Just one example is the much-advertized, and expensive, body hair removal system for women, called NoNo. A quick check on google tells one it does not really work, and you will never get your money back, as claimed. Yet, the mass TV advertising persists.


24 Feb 15 - 03:44 PM (#3689521)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Vitamin pills. Glucosamine. Acupuncture. Homeopathic remedies. Anti-wrinkle creams. Faith healing. Prayer.


24 Feb 15 - 05:43 PM (#3689561)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

Will I start a troll storm if I propose religion?


24 Feb 15 - 05:48 PM (#3689565)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Not this end. You're right. You've trumped us all.


24 Feb 15 - 05:50 PM (#3689566)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Bodhrans. Has anyone said bodhrans?


24 Feb 15 - 05:57 PM (#3689568)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Curious, is acupuncture really useless? Has the medical community not accepted its potential application in some situations (but, not all wild claims), though at a distance?


24 Feb 15 - 08:14 PM (#3689601)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

Not a "troll storm". However, if you gentlemen wish to express opinions on philosophies or personal. Belief systems, I suggest you start a thread with as the topic. This thread was intended as lighthearted look at some "dubious" inventions. Thank you.


24 Feb 15 - 08:48 PM (#3689607)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

There's no scientific basis for acupuncture and there is no scientific explanation for how it allegedly works. It's hard to carry out placebo-type trials because you can't really pretend to be sticking needles in people. If you believe it works for you, go ahead and spend your money. But acupuncture is typically carried out alongside more conventional medicine, so you may never know whether it worked on you or not. It's paracetamol for me any day!


24 Feb 15 - 08:53 PM (#3689608)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Well, religion is definitely an invention, and a worse than useless one at that I reckon, so it should fall within the remit. But I take your point. Moving swiftly on. For anything other than omelettes, non-stick pans.


24 Feb 15 - 11:42 PM (#3689629)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: olddude

We can agree to disagree, belief is personal. Any way my electric can opener is crappie. I end up using the hand one its quicker


25 Feb 15 - 03:46 AM (#3689655)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

The electric knife. Most peoPle seem to use them once a year, carving the Christmas bird.


25 Feb 15 - 07:56 AM (#3689723)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,DTM

A friend has one of those round robotic vacuum cleaners.
She says it's useless so can I add that to the list above.


25 Feb 15 - 08:35 AM (#3689731)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Hi lo

My neighbour has one Of those round robotic hoovers. She says her dog loves it, chases it all round the house. but it does not clean "worf shite" according to her


25 Feb 15 - 10:12 AM (#3689749)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Electroacupuncture research 



""It's hard to carry out placebo-type trials because you can't really pretend to be sticking needles in people.""

I recall news stories on some research on electroacupunture that seemed to get beyond this difficulty? One is linked above (note:I am not a proponent of acupunture, and have never been subjected to it- just research-curious on the value of the procedure, versus the potential perceived benefit).


25 Feb 15 - 08:17 PM (#3689864)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bert

The electric knife is great for cutting fiberglass bat insulation.


25 Feb 15 - 09:31 PM (#3689885)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: olddude

I saw on the Internet that one of those robot vacs ran over doggie doo that Rover left on the rug and it dragged it all over the house


25 Feb 15 - 09:38 PM (#3689886)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bill D

Gotta echo what frogprince said.. I have a LARGE yard with many leaves... The 1st 2-3 years here,I raked...got blisters on my hands. I would not have survived 27 more years without a leafblower.... and I use it on the roof, to help clean the gutters, and occasionally on light snow.

Useless? Self-service checkouts at supermarkets. Cranky feminine voice yelling at me to do 3-4 different things and demanding that I look at 3 different screens to pay, get my change and/or find a code for exotic items of produce. They say teeny chips are coming that will just 'read' your entire basket at one glance.... we'll see.


26 Feb 15 - 04:01 AM (#3689925)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

But where to you blow the leaves to ?


26 Feb 15 - 07:00 AM (#3689959)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I use a leaf blower (electric, not gasoline powered) only to blow leaves from my roof and gutters. I then rake them up and take them to the compost pile. Most of my property is too shaded for grass to grow so I couldn't use a leaf-blower to move leaves around on the ground if I wanted to. I'd be blowing more dirt than leaves.

However, I cannot abide the gasoline-powered models. The noise they produce far outweighs their benefit. And they're overused, particularly by landscaping crews who usually just blow the leaves from their client's property into the street or adjoining property.


26 Feb 15 - 06:42 PM (#3690072)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: michaelr

Have to disagree re: bathing suits. They cover up a lot I don't want to see. Exception for Sports Illustrated models.


26 Feb 15 - 08:07 PM (#3690095)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: EBarnacle

As one who has needed it, I disagree about acupuncture. Whether the relief is psychosomatic or real, the benefit is there.

Jet skis, when properly used, as by safety crews, are a good thing. The problem with them is that most of the riders seem to have had a lobectomy before mounting up. Also, most of them have no real ideas about both safety issues and not bothering others.


26 Feb 15 - 08:21 PM (#3690099)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

So how would I know that I needed acupuncture?


26 Feb 15 - 10:35 PM (#3690115)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: EBarnacle

How much pain are you in?


27 Feb 15 - 04:58 AM (#3690141)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Keith A of Hertford

If you go to the beach for the sound of waves and to breath the salt air, jet skis are an abomination.
One selfish petrol-head can spoil the pleasure of hundreds.


27 Feb 15 - 06:43 AM (#3690153)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST

How far is Hertford from a beach?


27 Feb 15 - 06:53 AM (#3690154)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

How much pain are you in?

Plenty, thanks. Lost four intervertebral discs and had to have spinal decompression last year. Severe low back pain for life. The voltarol does a grand job. I'm not wasting time or money having needles stuck in me by people who haven't a clue how those needles are supposed to be working. But, whatever stirs your loins!


27 Feb 15 - 06:57 AM (#3690156)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,DTM

Alas,the world is full of plonkers spoiling everybody else's pleasure with their selfish extremes.


27 Feb 15 - 07:04 AM (#3690159)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

If you go to the beach for the sound of waves and to breath the salt air, jet skis are an abomination.
One selfish petrol-head can spoil the pleasure of hundreds.


Jaysus. And what about those screeching kids, those stinking barbecues, those pain-in-the-arse kayakers and bodyboarders and those filthy, noisy dogs. Even horses round here. Bastards who think they're only there to enjoy themselves, the lot of 'em! Tell you what, Keith. Go down the seaside and, instead of whingeing about the latest annoyance, just stroll half a mile and find another beach. Even in the height of summer we can stroll for ten minutes away from Bude's two heaving main beaches and find peace, quiet and seclusion. And the stroll will do you good and you'll get so much more of that salt air. Live and let live, eh, Keith?


27 Feb 15 - 07:08 AM (#3690160)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Steve,

My GP in the previous area was trained in Acupuncture. I managed to stop smoking because of his help. Don't knock it till you've tried it. I too suffer with chronic back pain (old motorcycle accident) and I'd certainly consider it if I could get on the NHS locally.


27 Feb 15 - 07:24 AM (#3690164)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

I gave up smoking by stopping dead after 12 years of excess and utter addiction. Feb 21 1978 at 8.05 in the evening. There were still 17 Embassy left in the packet. Thinking of putting ' em on eBay...

I'd certainly be interested to hear about the mechanism involved in stopping the urge to smoke via the insertion of needles. It's the scientist in me I suppose. However, if it works for you...


27 Feb 15 - 07:32 AM (#3690165)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Raggytash

I went into the doctors smoking 50 a day, he put two needles in each wrist for about 10 minutes, apparently to calm me down(?)

He then put little ball-bearings on tiny patches in each ear. When you want a cigarette twiddle these things he said. Don't wash your ears for as long as you can bear it but when you do put some more patches in (giving me a box of said patches)

I left the surgery and didn't smoke another cigarette for 9 years ........... then I got a job in the Health Service ....!!!


27 Feb 15 - 08:43 AM (#3690189)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Keith A of Hertford

I spent all my childhood summers on Bude beaches Steve.

When you are in sheltered cove on a still day, one jet ski makes a stink and a row that no-one else wants.

Of course everyone could get up and go looking for an unpolluted beach, but they should not have to.

Beaches were better places before that invention.


27 Feb 15 - 09:00 AM (#3690195)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Jet skis were not invented at the time you were enjoying your childhood summers. I spend many a grown-up summer's day on the beaches here. Occasionally, a jet-ski shows up. No problem. There's enough room for everyone. If you are really so keen to keep our beaches unpolluted you'd be up in arms about dogs on beaches. Worse by a country mile. And I have no dog in this fight. Nor a jet-ski.


27 Feb 15 - 09:08 AM (#3690199)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Might be something to do with the fact I that championed Jet Ski's Steve.


27 Feb 15 - 09:14 AM (#3690201)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Musket

Well bugger me.. I love jet skis and now I love them all the more! When visiting family in Weymouth, I always take one out into the bay, out towards Portland Bill and back. If you find a rip tide crossing below a surface wave, you can ride on a wave for ages.

I went island hopping on one when we were on Ko Samui last year. As I have pins holding my back in place and my knees are less than perfect, such activities allow me to carry on enjoying water sport. I used to love water skis but just can't do it now. (Normal skiing is OK if I don't go silly but I stay on piste these days.)

There's a large lake not far from us and planning permission is in at the moment to make it a watersports centre, including a jet ski area. If it takes off and the jet ski area is large enough, I fancy buying my own.

Anyway... Useless inventions-   A prime candidate is the Korg guitar tuner that sits in the sound hole, for about ten seconds then either pops out onto the stage to be trodden on or falls into the bloody guitar to be fished out later. About as much use as a one legged bloke at an arse kicking contest.


27 Feb 15 - 09:52 AM (#3690209)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Uncle_DaveO

The thread is really supposed to be about USELESS inventions,
not unpleasant or annoying ones.

Dave Oesterreich


27 Feb 15 - 11:34 AM (#3690211)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

The most useless invention of all time was the first telephone. You couldn't do a damn thing with it. No-one else had one. What a daft idea.


27 Feb 15 - 11:36 AM (#3690213)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Musket

That Korg is possibly the worst invention, trust me.

Twenty bloody quid as well...


27 Feb 15 - 01:15 PM (#3690239)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Keith A of Hertford

Occasionally, a jet-ski shows up. No problem. There's enough room for everyone.

I agree that they do not take up much room Steve, but the noise and stink of one can assault the lungs and ears of many.

Raggy do you think I really love the things and only express a view because you did?
Dream on Raggy


27 Feb 15 - 02:10 PM (#3690261)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Men's "speedo" swim suits- even if Steve still has one, or more, that "kinda" fits in his kinkish-closet.


27 Feb 15 - 02:11 PM (#3690262)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Oh, I forgot-:)


27 Feb 15 - 05:45 PM (#3690321)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

We're not sorry. We always enjoy your interventions. I hear that sales of jet skis have rocketed and that there are plans for an artificial beach, Paris-style, in Hertford. You're in trouble, Keith. Musket, Dave and meself have just obtained planning permission for a jet ski shop in Hertford. Betty Swollox has offered to both do the checkout and be our jet ski consultant for less than a third of the minimum wage, plus perks. By the way, Dave, did Musket and meself tell you that you'll be responsible for, er, the perks? Don't worry, we have had a word with her about shower gel...


27 Feb 15 - 07:04 PM (#3690338)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bill D

HiLo asked: "But where to you blow the leaves to ?"

To the edge of the yard by the street... here, the county picks them up with giant vacuum trucks and provides them as mulch for folks. Even if it is not done somewhere, it 'can' be useful to get them in one pile.


27 Feb 15 - 07:10 PM (#3690341)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Can Max get one of those giant vacuum trucks for Mudcat?


28 Feb 15 - 04:59 AM (#3690405)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Keith A of Hertford

University of Vermont,

Arguments Supporting a PWC (jet ski)Ban

Accidents:

Personal watercrafts have high accident and fatality rates. As noted earlier, PWCs are involved in 35 percent of all accidents with water vessels. The number of accidents and fatalities due to PWC use has been increasing consistently with each year since 1987 (see Table 1).

Pollution:

Widespread PWC use has a significant impact on the environment due to the two stroke engines which leak millions of gallons of unburned fuel into the waters each year (Pearce, 1998). Scientists estimate that 20 to 25 percent of the fuel used in personal watercraft and other watercraft with two stroke engines fail to combust, and is flushed out into the water as raw fuel vapor emissions (Pearce, 1998).

To illustrate the level of pollution, in Michigan, the 82,000 registered watercraft, if each rider expends a full 10-gallon tank, will expend more than 200,000 gallons of fuel into the water. If a watercraft carries four gallons of gas, than approximately one gallon will be directly leaked into the water (Pearce, 1998). Two hours of exhaust emissions from a Jet Ski is equivalent to the emissions created by driving a 1998 automobile 130,000 miles (Stienstra, 1998).

Biological Impact: The pollution emitted from PWCs have a considerable impact on wildlife. When the unburned fuel is released into the water, tiny organisms absorb the chemicals and become extremely sensitive to light, an occurrence called phototoxicity. The Daylight sun then kills the organism, which causes a collapse of the food chain as food sources slowly become eliminated (Pearce, 1998).
http://www.uvm.edu/~vlrs/doc/personal_watercraft.htm


28 Feb 15 - 05:49 AM (#3690417)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

What the hell is wrong with a man saying he dosen't like jet skis. Is there nothing some of you won't turn into a slagging match? Grow up!


28 Feb 15 - 07:10 AM (#3690435)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

I thought you and Betty weren't talking Steve?

We weren't, after the bingo ball fiasco in the car park (which was Dave's fault anyway, trying to cart them off in a wet cardboard box - we still haven't found clickety-click and two fat ladies). But the prospect of seeing all those bronzed, pert men's botties on jet-skis had her salivating (I've cleared it up). Winning her round was a cinch.


28 Feb 15 - 07:16 AM (#3690441)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

There's a really nice stretch of canal in the middle of Hertford that I've managed to
purloin, at very reasonable cost, for use as a jet-ski training school. The landlord of the Old Barge has kindly consented to the use of his beer garden for jet-ski refuelling. I did have to promise the council that we'd stop at midnight, the killjoys.


28 Feb 15 - 01:37 PM (#3690549)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: EBarnacle

If you are going to include the jet ski, you have to include the snow mobile. Snow mobiles are safer, though, as they have something solid to ride on and use for steering and braking.
Basically, the jet ski is derived from the snow mobile. Similar engines and such. The manufacturers had to have something to sell in the summer.


28 Feb 15 - 02:56 PM (#3690568)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,HiLo

I have a picture of I.k. Brunel in my office. No useless inventions from him.


28 Feb 15 - 03:25 PM (#3690573)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: frogprince

Contrary to common lore, nipples on males aren't entirely useless. They serve to confuse the issue of whether anyone should be required by law to conceal their nipples.


28 Feb 15 - 07:20 PM (#3690625)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

I have it on good authority that nipples on males can be exceptionally useful.


28 Feb 15 - 07:41 PM (#3690627)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Especially useful, more so if you happen to be a dayak fruit bat.



male lactation   


01 Mar 15 - 03:18 AM (#3690658)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Musket

Somewhere to hang a T bar between.


01 Mar 15 - 03:21 AM (#3690660)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Musket

White Rabbits!


01 Mar 15 - 03:12 PM (#3690770)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

Marmalade


01 Mar 15 - 03:44 PM (#3690777)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: EBarnacle

Kindly get back on the subject.


01 Mar 15 - 06:17 PM (#3690792)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: andrew e

I often wonder about Smoke Alarms and Water Saving Showers.


01 Mar 15 - 06:45 PM (#3690802)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Donuel

solar heated storm window (passive)

sail attached to ratchets that elevates weight that serves as a mechanical gravity battery to run electric turbine. (chemical free)

underground heat pump with solar assist for home heating.

Build a bomb that is 10 to the 35th times more powerful than the hydrogen bomb by using the recent discovery* of the central equilibrium of the vacuum density of space. *space has actual structure.

Get the Pope on SNL.

See I told you no one reads this.

Genetically engineered potato that tastes like chicken.


02 Mar 15 - 02:39 AM (#3690860)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Musket

Moderation up to its usual standards I see.


02 Mar 15 - 06:25 AM (#3690883)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I suppose the "usefulness" of jet skis is a matter of perspective.

Useless, from my perspective.

Useful, from my perspective.

See the difference?


02 Mar 15 - 06:36 AM (#3690885)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Low-energy fluorescent light bulbs were a disgrace. They don't work properly and their disposal represents a pollution nightmare.


02 Mar 15 - 03:50 PM (#3691002)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Donuel

We all knew that led light outshines the mercury fluorescent but the economics of the mercury bulb captured the spot light since the mercury cost money for disposal and was therefore virtually free.

Every bit of expensive toxic mercury saved from hazardous disposal and sold to the masses made money coming and going. The same was true with fluoride and other natural poisons.

Even better than led light is the sodium microwave lights that are the closest light to actual spring sunshine.


02 Mar 15 - 03:57 PM (#3691003)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Donuel

The survey has approximately zero to do with whatever the subject claims. Even "real" surveys sell their mega data.

The data you give in combination with any other personal comment you have ever made on social media is combined and sold to data firms who in turn sell it to advertisers or corporate entities.

ADVISE; DO NOT PARTICIPATE. EVEN ONE PERSONAL ANSWER MAY BE THE LAST STRAW ON YOUR IDENTITY BACK.


02 Mar 15 - 05:35 PM (#3691021)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

What survey?


03 Mar 15 - 07:47 AM (#3691118)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Thompson

Those ceilings full of tiny lights - they cost an absolute fortune in electricity.
A bodhrán, however, is useful; in English it's a dildurn in its original use, which was as a device to remove chaff from grain by tossing the grain in it.


03 Mar 15 - 07:53 AM (#3691120)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: ced2

Sorry Hi Lo,
I K Brunell was a proposer (& engineer?) of an atomospheric system of railway propulsion. It was tried, I believe, on the line to Paignton. The airtight leather flap could not be made to seal and therefore the vacuum that drew the trains along could not be maintained. The salt spray from the sea made the problem worse.

There may be others


04 Mar 15 - 05:43 AM (#3691323)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: GUEST,JHW

Some of my walking boots have what is called a Rand around them just above the sole. A band in fact, of rubber that is said protects the boot in that area. None of my boots without a rand have any problem. The rand though can come unstuck leaving the boot beneath difficult to dubbin unless you cut away the detached rand.
A troublesome solution to a problem that doesn't exist.


04 Mar 15 - 05:59 AM (#3691327)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Steve Shaw

Flavoured, coloured and scented industrial degreasers supposedly good for the scalp. I refer, of course, to the products of the shampoo industry.


04 Mar 15 - 10:29 AM (#3691411)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Ed T

"Glow in the dark" condoms


05 Mar 15 - 05:53 AM (#3691632)
Subject: RE: BS: Useless Inventions
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

Please note that the atmospheric railway can be made to work with modern materials, Brunel ahead of his time as usual, though I don't think it was actually his invention, he just adopted it. The main problem was rats eating the greased leather sealing flaps. It was in service for a year or two.
The reason that much of the railway west of Exeter had such steep gradients was that it was expected to use the atmospheric system, which could cope with them better than steam haulage. In 1911 it was a close vote as to whether the Great Western would turn over to electric propulsion for this part of the network.