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Attractive Asian women are after me...

28 Feb 15 - 06:11 AM (#3690424)
Subject: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

come to my gig at the boot inn, weymouth on tuesday!
just had an e-mail - apparently attractive asian women are looking for men like me....will any of them get to the boot and buy a cd....? somehow i doubt it.


28 Feb 15 - 07:15 AM (#3690439)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST, DTM

BAW: "...apparently attractive asian women are looking for men like me"

Aha, U2? ;-)


28 Feb 15 - 09:06 AM (#3690472)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Thompson

Believe me, they only want you as a toyboy and will cast you aside without a backward glance once they've had their fill of you. Then where will you be?


28 Feb 15 - 09:26 AM (#3690477)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Michael

Well, yes but it's where you've been that matters.


28 Feb 15 - 10:48 AM (#3690493)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Rapparee

Russian women are after me. I know because one of their emails slipped past my wife.


28 Feb 15 - 10:59 AM (#3690496)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker

"Believe me, they only want you as a toyboy and will cast you aside without a backward glance
once they've had their fill of you. Then where will you be?
"

.. funnily enough...

That's exactly what happened to me when I was 27..

She was 7 or 8 years older, and a well off TV producer from Hong Kong...

I was a skint, skinny, arty farty post grad student...

Never mind, at least I got a few good hot meals from a damn fine Chinese restaurant
[just off Leicester square]
out of the affair...


28 Feb 15 - 12:09 PM (#3690516)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

My wife's niece is half Chinese. She's also a professional model and dancer (click). As far as I know, she has not needed to resort to spam emails to attract men, but if you play well maybe she'll come dance at your gig.


28 Feb 15 - 12:48 PM (#3690530)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

Years since I played at The Boot...

My niece worked behind the bar and my brother in law "advised" on the gaffer's whisky collection.

I always took my guitar when spending a couple of weeks in Weymouth. I used to regularly play The Boot, Black Dog, New Rooms Inn, The Brownlow and The Ship at Upwey. Thirty years back, though.

Sorry Al, just reminiscing...


28 Feb 15 - 03:52 PM (#3690579)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: frogprince

Dawgone, Bee-dub, I've seen worse looking women than her...

I guess I've had some Asian ladies after me, but recently it's been women within thirty or forty miles who have let me know that they're lookin' for love online.

Now that I think back, there was a young lady in Taiwan who snoogled up to me and said "Herro, big strong man, I show you many preasures"; I thought about it a bit, but I didn't have much cash on me and I really don't like antibiotic injections. That was just about 49 years ago...


28 Feb 15 - 05:33 PM (#3690608)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

i like the boot. you can a bottle of red wine for under a tenner. they also do this lurid orange cider - i always think it looks like they made it at Winfrith.

i remember sitting there earwigging to a gang of burglars at the next table......

this guy says, I   just got out the nick, and my probation officer sent me to register at the cop shop. so before i walk out, they say to me -hang on a minute!
and it seems i burgled this blokes house 20 years before - it was a bloke i didn't like . so when i' d finished nicking stuff - idid a pony and trap on his bed. i'd forgotten all this! but they matched the DNA in the shit to me. so there i was - remanded in rhubard and custody....

you don't get stuff like that, trolling through these arts centres.


28 Feb 15 - 05:59 PM (#3690612)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Joe Offer

I gotta say, Al, this is an interesting way to promote a gig. Wish I could be there.
-Joe-


28 Feb 15 - 06:14 PM (#3690616)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: alanabit

Me too Joe - and I am sure it is not only Asian women...


01 Mar 15 - 12:32 AM (#3690648)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Gurney

Guy I know has married three of them. They are attractive, too. The marriages didn't last, possible because he is not what they expected (his first marriage, to a local girl didn't last, either) or maybe they aren't prepared to put up with his shit once they have residence.
His latest is a real honey, and smart, too.
You have to pay their fare over.

Good luck with the gig.


01 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM (#3690663)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

White Rabbits!


01 Mar 15 - 05:55 AM (#3690680)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

i always sort of hoped Mudcat would be a bit like that with all us old folksingers telling war stories Joe. instead of all this tripe about what is folksong.

i remember one night in Penzance Bert Jansch, Roger Brooks (both now dead) and that guy Bert did the leather laundrette album with nattering away about places we'd been and people we'd met.

I bet Kendall has got some great stories - but he always seems a bit stand offish.

Its a solitary business - going round with your guitar - usually places you don't really know the people. you put on a show, and your mind is thrumming away for hours after -wishing you'd done this or that different.

it would be nice now to, what was it Stonewall Jackson said...to sit under the trees together.


01 Mar 15 - 07:42 PM (#3690818)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Joe_F

Surely, this belongs below the line, not to say below the belt.


01 Mar 15 - 08:37 PM (#3690825)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Joe Offer

Below the line, Joe? Are you trying to interfere with the poor guy's trying to attract an audience to a gig?

    Come one, Come all!

    Boot Inn, Weymouth on Tuesday 3 March!

    See and hear Al Whittle and/or Attractive Asian Women!

    You pays your money, and you takes your choice...


Oh, and Al, about Kendall telling stories...
He considers that to be revealing trade secrets, but he'll gladly tell you a vast assortment of lies.


01 Mar 15 - 08:42 PM (#3690826)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,DrWord

Will the banjo be there?


01 Mar 15 - 09:10 PM (#3690831)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,Jon

Oh I came to Al the banjo with an Asian on my knee?


02 Mar 15 - 05:48 PM (#3691024)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,DrWord

GUEST,Jon:    Wish I could be there!
lol, as the young folk say.

But, since Al has learned to tune his banjo without breaking strings, my query was serious.

keep on pickin'
dennis


02 Mar 15 - 05:57 PM (#3691028)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,Robin Twatt

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02 Mar 15 - 06:41 PM (#3691034)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

no the banjo remains where it can do no harm.

the gigs mine but if any mates fancy giving us a song or two i don't suppose the landlord will mind.

lovely to see friends and enjoy the craic!
the boot is the oldest pub in weymouth. You Americans would like Weymouth.   wonderfuk English seaside town!

here is an example of English seaside humour:-

Two young ladies are walking down the pier. they pass a muscular young man in swimming trunks, one young lady lady says, what a long pier! and the other young lady says, yes! nice smile too!


03 Mar 15 - 03:40 AM (#3691083)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Mr Red

lurid orange cider

Probably Thatchers Cheddar Valley. If you had a choice between Cheddar Valley and Black Rat - you wouldn't have a choice, apart from the beetroot that gives it an orange tinge. They are the same, from the same mill.

Go for Thatchers Gold, safe and palatable enough.


03 Mar 15 - 04:48 AM (#3691089)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

The Black Dog is the oldest pub in Weymouth. I'd hate to see you responsible for street protest and regime change at the village pump...

Make sure the attractive Asian women are allowed in.. It was never known as grockle friendly!

Go for it and have a pint of Devenish for me. I'll be down in the summer, make sure there are enough barrels left eh?

Ian.


03 Mar 15 - 06:21 AM (#3691102)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Roger the Skiffler

Send them a photo...of your bank statement.


RtS


03 Mar 15 - 07:27 AM (#3691111)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,Robin Twatt

Musket - what's a grockle???


03 Mar 15 - 08:48 AM (#3691138)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

A wonderful term of endearment used around those parts to mean the likes of me, who visit. Having family down there made me a semi grockle according to an ex landlord of The Brownlow.....


03 Mar 15 - 08:51 AM (#3691139)
Subject: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,John Orford

I'm happy to say that at 83 no women, Asian, attractive or otherwise are after me. My Asian wife hasn't left me so far either. Some here must lead a different life to me.


03 Mar 15 - 02:41 PM (#3691200)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: kendall

..they are all alike at the bottom, selfish and grasping for all, they stick by a man when he's winning, and laugh in his face when he falls...

"I've got no use for the women". Folk Legacy record FSI-57


03 Mar 15 - 05:48 PM (#3691234)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: frogprince

Did you write that lyric yourself, Kendall? : )


03 Mar 15 - 06:49 PM (#3691247)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Joe Offer

OK, so Tuesday evening is over in the UK. How did the concert go? Did Al have any luck with the Asian women?

America wants to know.

-Joe-


03 Mar 15 - 07:08 PM (#3691250)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: kendall

Dean, I didn't write it. It's a very old song. I think I got it from Burl Ives.


03 Mar 15 - 08:12 PM (#3691255)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

Apparently The Black Dog doesn't count. even though its older.   iis on the other side of the river, and thus officially its in the chartered borough of Melcombe Regis - rather than Weymouth.


but you're right. the black dog is 16th century and the Boot is 17th century


03 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM (#3691260)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,DrWord

Joe:"K, so Tuesday evening is over in the UK. How did the concert go? Did Al have any luck with the Asian women?

America wants to know.



canucks too!!

So how was the gig in the 17th C Boot?


Keep on pickin'

and grinnin',

dennis


04 Mar 15 - 05:03 AM (#3691311)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

it was a great night - contributions from Bob Kirkpatrick and Ian Sedwell.

however as Kinch said in Donleavy's Ginger Man....I remain hounded fuckless through the streets. the mysteries of the orient remain shrouded in mystery.


04 Mar 15 - 07:52 AM (#3691355)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

So... You didn't get laid after all?


04 Mar 15 - 08:04 AM (#3691358)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Big Al Whittle

i don't even attract female mosquitoes.


21 Apr 15 - 06:02 AM (#3703324)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

Come to think about it. I'm surprised the post above didn't happen sooner....

Still, Mrs Musket might have something to say about it and if Russian brides look anything like Putin.....


21 Apr 15 - 06:47 AM (#3703327)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Ed T

This one may, or may not be available?

Russian mates 


21 Apr 15 - 08:46 AM (#3703345)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,#

My sister's going to the gig, Al. Be nice to her.


21 Apr 15 - 09:43 AM (#3703359)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

Mmm.. If you delete a post, at least delete my reply to it? If anyone wonders, the thread attracted an advertising plug for a Russian dating site... Hence my post following it


    We delete Spam by looking at filters outside the context of the thread. So, if you respond to Spam, you takes your chances...
    -Joe Offer-


21 Apr 15 - 10:02 AM (#3703363)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker

yeah - and at least that ad deserves a little merit for apparently being written by a human being
rather than auto generated by a bot.

.. it was rather charmingly amusing
in the way it had been cheekily slipped into the context of this thread...


21 Apr 15 - 12:45 PM (#3703401)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: olddude

Asian women want me,   fish fear me


21 Apr 15 - 08:12 PM (#3703455)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,#

It's all about the lure, line and rod, Dan.


21 Apr 15 - 09:17 PM (#3703462)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: olddude

Lol priceless


22 Apr 15 - 03:30 PM (#3703533)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: GUEST,Eddie

"they are all alike at the bottom" ? The problem is, they're not all alike at the bottom! Some of them have more down there than I have!
You've got to be careful!

Eddie


23 Apr 15 - 02:19 AM (#3703595)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Musket

I notice the "we" you slipped in there Joe.

Noted.


23 Apr 15 - 09:20 PM (#3703725)
Subject: RE: Attractive Asian women are after me...
From: Rob Naylor

Joe slipped in some wee? Hope he didn't get his kecks wet.