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I need some dishonest advice.....

08 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM (#3692295)
Subject: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle

someone....tell me I'm wonderful!


08 Mar 15 - 03:38 AM (#3692296)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket

Al! Don't every forget, Rev Spooner said you were a shining wit.


08 Mar 15 - 05:30 AM (#3692306)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: TheSnail

You're the best thing since sliced salami.


08 Mar 15 - 05:39 AM (#3692308)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest

Stop writing funny songs. Instead, stick your finger in the ear (or any other part of the body that suits you) and sing 87-verse dirges about how awful the folk-scene is treating innovating songwriters....


08 Mar 15 - 07:46 AM (#3692319)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha

You're wonderful!

(Or should that be "I'm wonderful!"?)

Bye
                                                                Mysha


08 Mar 15 - 08:27 AM (#3692327)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#

The thread s/b below the line. What kind of an arsehole puts a copycat threat about--arg, fuck it, you're wonderful.


08 Mar 15 - 10:01 AM (#3692350)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link

You are unique and special, and even God loves you !.


08 Mar 15 - 10:21 AM (#3692353)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#

Unique and special. Well, I agree with that, Pete. (Trust you are doing well.)


08 Mar 15 - 10:24 AM (#3692354)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

Unique

Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?

Thought not. Stupid comment.


08 Mar 15 - 10:40 AM (#3692356)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Jon

CGDA rulezzz.

(Dishonest as I'm a GDAE tuner).


08 Mar 15 - 11:12 AM (#3692365)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest

1. Burn the guitar and learn to the bodhran!
2. Forget the part about learning: just take it up!


08 Mar 15 - 12:13 PM (#3692375)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Dorothy Parshall

Sing it loud, sing it clear, sing it walking down the street: (I cannot remember the tune, just pick one that works.)

I'm unique and irreplaceable,
I'm unique and irreplaceable
I'm unique and irreplaceable
GEE! It's GOOD to be ME!!!


08 Mar 15 - 12:59 PM (#3692384)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome

All in all, you're my wonderwall.

:D tG


08 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM (#3692387)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

David Beckham and Brad Pitt desperately want the names of your hairdresser and wardrobe stylist


08 Mar 15 - 01:22 PM (#3692389)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

Scarlett Johansson has your name and face tattooed on her inner thighs.


08 Mar 15 - 02:16 PM (#3692397)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Vic Smith

Have we established the height of Al Whittle? He calls himself 'big'; but is he taller than Ewan MacColl was? Did his height outstrip that of Sandy Denny?


08 Mar 15 - 02:21 PM (#3692398)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#

He's 5'3" tall when he stands in a hole. I can't remember how deep the hole should be.


08 Mar 15 - 03:04 PM (#3692402)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

Has Big Al got a beard?
(Re. Scarlett Johannson post)


08 Mar 15 - 03:42 PM (#3692411)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude

Salt of the pretzels he is even for a billionaire like al


08 Mar 15 - 06:03 PM (#3692445)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mr Red

I'm nobody, you are very, absolutely, unmistakingly .......................

Don't prompt me....................

Er...........

Um.................

Nice weather we are having, isn't it?


08 Mar 15 - 08:14 PM (#3692463)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ed T

"A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away."
Charles M. Schwab


08 Mar 15 - 10:24 PM (#3692483)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Rapparee

I must say that even though I've never seen him, much less met him, he is without a shadow of a shadow of a doubt.


09 Mar 15 - 02:26 AM (#3692495)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket

I'd like to be two bob behind him. All that driving Rolls Royce brum brums into swimming pools whilst smashing Faberge eggs for fun.


09 Mar 15 - 03:30 AM (#3692511)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ebbie

It all works for me. I'm easily entertained.


09 Mar 15 - 11:57 AM (#3692628)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link

No , guest, I can't think of any one who is,nt unique, but sometimes it is good to remember that, and I am very happy to thought stupid expressing such. Have a nice day.


09 Mar 15 - 12:07 PM (#3692630)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

Some people, Al in particular, are far more unique than everyone else.


09 Mar 15 - 12:44 PM (#3692640)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Amos

Some animals are more equal than others, of course; I am sure Mr Whittle qualifies.


09 Mar 15 - 01:25 PM (#3692650)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Backwoodsman

Drown 'em in the bath, Al. 👍


09 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM (#3692651)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST

After extensive examination by the UK's leading proctologists
a report has been published concluding that the sun really does shine out of Al's.


09 Mar 15 - 02:05 PM (#3692657)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude

AL farts flowers I heard


09 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM (#3692672)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha

""Unique"
Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?"

Of course I can: "GUEST".


Stupid question.
Bye,
                                                                Mysha


09 Mar 15 - 02:58 PM (#3692675)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: gnu

On a serious note, thanks Al. For the tunes and the humour.

If yer ever in town, I'll collect that ale you owe me. >;-)


09 Mar 15 - 04:10 PM (#3692690)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle

which town be that?


09 Mar 15 - 04:13 PM (#3692691)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha

Ah, yes, dishonest advice:

Just avoid all towns!

Bye,
                                                                Mysha


10 Mar 15 - 02:09 AM (#3692751)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket

Always drink in the Regis side of town and avoid women from Littlemore.


10 Mar 15 - 06:18 AM (#3692797)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude

Musket I heard they all look like winston Churchill is that true


10 Mar 15 - 11:45 AM (#3692861)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link

That was one to make me smile, Mysha , at 2:43.


10 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM (#3692866)
Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket

Weymouth being a seaside town, you most certainly get to fight them on the beaches Dan...