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28 Nov 99 - 08:45 PM (#141902) Subject: New shoes, tight pussy... From: ski_vail@vail.net Trying to locate name of blues singer and time period of song with the lyrics"all I need is new shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to..." Please send any info to ski_vail@vail.net--- Thanks |
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28 Nov 99 - 10:05 PM (#141932) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: WyoWoman Don't much believe that was a blues song. I think that was a nasty joke our former Secretary of Agriculture (EArl Butz, I think???) here in the U.S.of A. made on a plane once upon a time, which, deservedly, lost him his job. Are you for real?
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28 Nov 99 - 10:27 PM (#141943) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: MAG (inactive) Aw c'mon Wyo, you must know it's just the stone ugly again; he must be off his meds and is on a roll, again. That's why he ws so nasto to Seed about his meds on the "Pills" thread. He's just gonna do it now and again when he's feeling on top of the world. |
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28 Nov 99 - 11:42 PM (#141985) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: John in Brisbane I hate to disappoint you guys. I don't know who the author of the thread is, but I asked the same question a few months ago, but expressed it somewhat more delicately. I haven't looked the old thread up, but the title would include the words 'Cab Calloway', whom I was told was the original singer. I have found no trace of it! The words may not be PC, but it has a great tune. Regards, John |
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28 Nov 99 - 11:53 PM (#141992) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: _gargoyle Yes, the joke with that punch-line cost the secretary of agriculture his job....
However, the quote is "Loose" shoes.......
The song you are probably looking for is contained on the recording by Alex Chilton, it is found at this link Alex Chilton - Loose Shoes, Tight Pussy Don't mind the noise up above, it is only the emptiness of the Wyoming Winds
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29 Nov 99 - 12:49 AM (#142018) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: BSer BSeed is trying to immortalize it in his new Thread Name Game III |
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04 Dec 99 - 12:31 AM (#144489) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: ski_vail Sorry Wyo Woman but the song is real(I have it it on tape but don't know who sings it or the time frame) and so am I--live from Vail. Not sure the song is "new" or "loose" shoes but thanks to Dogg and Gargoyle for response. |
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05 Dec 99 - 11:20 AM (#144942) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Art Thieme Some of the filthiest jokes are the funniest. Getting rid of Earl B. (I don't want to say his last name 'cause it's a dirty word) was indicative of an intollerance of differece that exhibits itself all over our society now. To my way of thinking, the sad part of the entire episode was that the reporter who overheard it, in reporting it, violated Earl's privacy in order to enhance his (or to be p.c. should I say it's) reputation and to destroy yet another person politically. Art Thieme |
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05 Dec 99 - 11:36 AM (#144946) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Willie-O Wey-ell, I hate to disagree with Art but jeez. It wasn't an intolerance of "difference", it was an exhibition of intolerance and poor judgment by E. Butz. Up here in da' north, we had a similar incident last year which cost a cabinet minister his job, because he was discussing information which was both legally confidential and extremely politically sensitive on a commercial airliner--now he didn't intend for his remarks to be overheard, but they were, and worse yet for him, by a rival politician who was sitting nearby! He violated his own privacy. Incidentally he was talking about the investigation into the pepper-spraying of peaceful protesters at the APEC meeting in Vancouver three years ago--and saying that the RCMP officer who did the deed (now usually known as "Sgt. Pepper") was going to take the fall for the politicians who had ordered it. You will probably hear a lot of talk along these lines in relation to a certain little tea party held in Seattle last week.... Bill C |
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10 Sep 07 - 04:20 AM (#2145194) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Mr Happy I was hoping to find Cab Calloway on YouTube doing this one. Here's what I did find!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bJYRJhopcy4 |
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10 Sep 07 - 07:01 AM (#2145299) Subject: LYR ADD: Darktown after dark aka Loose Shoes From: Jim Dixon Here's my transcription of the video--see Mr Happy's link above. The singer is apparently David Downing, doing a Cab Calloway imitation, from the 1980 film "Loose Shoes." The film consists of comedy sketches in the form of movie trailers (or in this case, a "short"). This sketch is called "Dark Town After Dark," which is apparently also the title of the song, as listed at BMI. The songwriter is Murphy Dunne, Jr. DARKTOWN AFTER DARK a.k.a. LOOSE SHOES Murphy Dunne, Jr. Well, I woke up this afternoon and I felt that everything was pretty much OK. (That's good.) And I made love to my baby in my usual way. (That's even better.) I tried to put on my shoes and they were too tight. They would not fit. Then I went to use the convenience and almost froze my toes. Here's how it goes: Now I'm returning my Nobel Peace Prize. All my Oscars crowd my Pulitzer Prize. Some folks look at my medals with greed. I just laugh at 'em all and say all I really need Is, well, it's, uh … CHORUS: Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit. Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit. Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit. That's it! That's it! Now, I don't want a new Cadillac, And I don't care if I sit in the front or the back. You can keep your daughter unless she's real young, 'Cause those rumors are true and I'm really hung. On what, boys? CHORUS Now you won't find me in a watermelon patch, Out with the boys diggin' up some scratch Just to buy some muggles (?), maybe some hash, And I'm not usually invited to a Republican bash Unless they got, well, you know … CHORUS |
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10 Sep 07 - 07:38 AM (#2145313) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Beer Thanks Mr Happy. Time does make one forget but I just finished listening to Cab Calloway doing Minnie the Moocher on You Tube. One of my favorites. Beer (adrien) |
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10 Sep 07 - 08:07 AM (#2145330) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Mick Pearce (MCP) Definitely muggles Jim. (supposedly the origin of Muggsy Spanier's name!). Mick |
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10 Sep 07 - 08:08 AM (#2145331) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Bob the Postman Yes, the word is muggles--swing-era hep-cat jive-talk for you-know-what. |
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10 Sep 07 - 09:54 AM (#2145414) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Geoff the Duck Wasn't Murphy Dunne one of the Blues Brothers' Band (Murph and the Magictones) in the film? Quack! GtD. |
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10 Sep 07 - 10:18 AM (#2145427) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Billy Weeks Drifting off a bit here, but Sippie Wallace used to sing 'I'm a mighty tight woman', a model of subtlety compared to the 'Loose Shoes'number. Well, up to a point. |
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25 Apr 11 - 01:03 AM (#3141995) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: Lonesome EJ Muggles=Marijuana Cigarettes |
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27 Aug 23 - 01:44 AM (#4187084) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: GUEST,Michael From the movie called "Loose Shoes" at the 1:05:06 mark |
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27 Aug 23 - 01:44 AM (#4180057) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: GUEST,Michael From the movie called "Loose Shoes" at the 1:05:06 mark |
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27 Aug 23 - 02:17 AM (#4180059) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: NightWing Two versions:
First the one discussed above, from "Loose Shoes", the "Dark Town After Dark" sketch, sung by David Downing. Then, a different version by someone named G.T. Walls.
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27 Aug 23 - 02:17 AM (#4187085) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: New shoes, tight pussy... From: NightWing Two versions:
First the one discussed above, from "Loose Shoes", the "Dark Town After Dark" sketch, sung by David Downing. Then, a different version by someone named G.T. Walls.
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