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BS: Trump's Hair Catches On

14 Jul 15 - 01:25 AM (#3723444)
Subject: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie

Finally Chabot got the courage...

Pretty Pictures


14 Jul 15 - 02:38 AM (#3723453)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Don Firth

Hmm.... There are certain things to be said for male pattern baldness....   

Don Firth


14 Jul 15 - 03:24 AM (#3723458)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie

lol I agree. On the other hand -head?- it perturbs me when I see a bare head in strong sunshine. I would think a sunburn there would be most painful.


14 Jul 15 - 03:50 AM (#3723464)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

Mr Chabot has a Crew Cut.




Only the crew bailed out.



I'll get my hair shirt..............


14 Jul 15 - 06:23 AM (#3723495)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,gillymor

Darn, I saw the thread title and thought it was an abbreviation of "Trump's Hair Catches On Fire".


14 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM (#3723529)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu

I used have wavy hair but now it's all beach; but the tide is out; but it waved goodbye; but ___________________.


14 Jul 15 - 09:56 AM (#3723532)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,gillymor

...you're no longer a beachcomber?


14 Jul 15 - 10:15 AM (#3723536)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Rapparee

Yes, it catches on furniture, fire, clothing...and it gets on my nerves.


14 Jul 15 - 11:46 AM (#3723557)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu

gillymor... hahahahaaa!


14 Jul 15 - 02:37 PM (#3723592)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,achmelvich

please can we stop going on about donald trump's hair? it is easily the least offensive thing about this creature.


14 Jul 15 - 04:43 PM (#3723634)
Subject: anymod blickyhelp req
From: wysiwyg

The whole Donald:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/07/14/think-pinatas-are-cool-wait-till-you-see-the-donald-trump-butt-plug-image/

Thank you!


14 Jul 15 - 07:13 PM (#3723651)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: frogprince

Does the carpet match the drapes? (Actually, I really, really don't want to know).


14 Jul 15 - 08:04 PM (#3723661)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Pubic Hair Catches On Fire, So?
From: Donuel

As reported by FOX

TRUMP CALLS FBI !   CLAIMS DEATH THREAT BY EL CHAPO
bull shit? clever? real threat? political white lie?


(GUZMAN) Two days ago this Mexican drug lord escaped from a Mexican prison through an air conditioned tunnel to his private shower) The last time Guzman escaped was by way of his tunnel to his private bath tub.

Now if this death threat is true or false, Trump still becomes the 1st Republican candidate to get Secret Service and FBI protection teams.

Trump's premature campaign has him in the lead with 19% over Jeb's 17%.

AND what if the contract on Trump proves successful?


14 Jul 15 - 08:11 PM (#3723662)
Subject: link
From: Donuel

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/247715-trump-calls-in-fbi-after-death-threat-from-el-chapos-son


14 Jul 15 - 08:40 PM (#3723672)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: gnu

She said, "Gary! I haven't seen you since university! Come here and let me run my hands through your hair like I used to do." while giggling. I said, "Come here and let me put my arms half way around your waist." Fat bitch. (I have NO problem with fat... just with nasty people. The fact that she is a nasty AND fat bitch just kinda worked out eh?)


14 Jul 15 - 09:59 PM (#3723681)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Donuel

I misread arms as anus.


14 Jul 15 - 10:56 PM (#3723685)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Trump your cat


15 Jul 15 - 12:06 AM (#3723691)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Hair today, gone tomorrow.


15 Jul 15 - 11:17 AM (#3723807)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,CS

If only..


15 Jul 15 - 04:11 PM (#3723866)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Don Firth

Trump's hair? I killed something that looked like that under the kitchen sink a couple of days ago....

Don Firth


15 Jul 15 - 05:03 PM (#3723875)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,open mike

Fire! my first thought was similar to "gilly" "Trump's Hair Catches On Fire".


15 Jul 15 - 07:51 PM (#3723892)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,cujimmy

there is a place in Leeds which reminds me of the Donald, its called Harehills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PafewatZgvw


18 Jul 15 - 06:37 PM (#3724652)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.

And now Trump is swift-boating John McCain and the Republican fans are loving it! He's still #1 in the polls and getting standing ovations.

Man, you just couldn't make this stuff up!


18 Jul 15 - 07:24 PM (#3724660)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

My favourite quote of the year.

British comedian Dom Joly Tweeted

"Donald Trump is a C---.      That is all".

Rob Graham tweeted back.

Try adding the word 'complete'.



Ps you have to be careful about using the word as it's illegal in Britain to send certain offensive texts.   I'm not sure about d--- ----


18 Jul 15 - 08:31 PM (#3724664)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Zipper?


18 Jul 15 - 08:43 PM (#3724667)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Donald's sister? 


18 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM (#3724672)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

Could be!!!


18 Jul 15 - 09:36 PM (#3724674)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

Donald Where's Your Toupee (parody)
Original Andy Stewart (Donald where's your troosers)

He's just come down from his tower so high,
his head's too big and he's full of lies,
and all the lassies shout as he goes by
"Donald where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Stuck to his head with some glue it shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald where's your toupee?"









I think you get the idea


18 Jul 15 - 10:37 PM (#3724678)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

Andy Stewart Parody cont.

He came to town to steal some ground,
and kick the locals out of town,
but they just laughed and said aloud.
"Donald, where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"

To lie and cheat is his delight,
we know he's wrong, he is not right.
Those Mexicans would get a fright
if they saw him in his toupee

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"


18 Jul 15 - 11:19 PM (#3724681)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Donald Where's Your Toupee (last verse)

All you out there make it clear,
don't vote for Trump he's insincere.
If you love your freedom dear,
stay clear of Donald's Toupee.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And All the lassies say "hello!
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"
"Donald Where's Your Toouuppeee?"


19 Jul 15 - 03:18 AM (#3724696)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman

It's not a toupee, it's a comb-over.
Either way, it indicates a serious personality defect.
Never trust a man who never learned the value of a decent haircut, and/or who doesn't have the courage to face the fact that he's bald.


19 Jul 15 - 08:16 AM (#3724749)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

Oh darn it - no toupee! Toupee or not toupee that was the question. And it turns out to be combover. I 've got the combover blues, from my head down to my shoes... Sorry Mr. Trump. The rumour was false.   I am deeply sorry for getting the facts wrong.   I called him a cheat and a liar, and said he had a Toupee.   I now correct the stuff about the toupee.   It was wrong, wrong, wrong.


19 Jul 15 - 08:28 AM (#3724752)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman

😜😎


19 Jul 15 - 05:14 PM (#3724858)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#

"Trump's Hair Catches On"

Too bad his brain doesn't.


19 Jul 15 - 05:26 PM (#3724861)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.

What brain?


20 Jul 15 - 04:50 AM (#3724942)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

LOL

Here in the UK we have Cameroon in power and what looks to be turning into, for all the world, a re-run of the Michael Foot episode for opposition.

& You in the US got David Milliband. Can we have him back?


20 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM (#3724998)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.

Only if you take Jindal, Huckabee, Christie, Perry, Pataki, Cruz, Walker, Bush, Graham & Paul with him.


20 Jul 15 - 10:34 AM (#3725010)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#

If it's ok by y'all, please take Harper from Canada with my blessings. I will revere your memory and light an eternal flame in your honour.


20 Jul 15 - 01:39 PM (#3725053)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little things amuse little minds!

GfS


20 Jul 15 - 03:33 PM (#3725079)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

I'm a bit worried about a Bush catching on! Shame it isn't on fire (only being satirical).   God, as if two of them wasn't bad enough, we could have abother.


20 Jul 15 - 03:37 PM (#3725081)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Oops! Mistyped 'another' came out as abother a 'bother' is probably right though!

Has the world not suffered enough with the Bush's?


20 Jul 15 - 05:37 PM (#3725098)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Bill D

"What, me worry?"


20 Jul 15 - 06:11 PM (#3725103)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

L.O.L!


20 Jul 15 - 08:55 PM (#3725118)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

I think I mistakingly thought that Trump wore a toupee because of the odd sandy color which clashed with the grey edges - and looked like a rug on a carpet of grey.   He seems to have gone back to a more dignified unified grey now.

However, the total p---- has done it again, Veterans and Mexicans. Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him! I don't get it. Then I probably wouldn't have got Hitler either, he was quite popular as well.


20 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM (#3725124)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.

Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him!

Well, them's yer avrage Tea Party interlectyels, Alan. They're mosta 'em
fundagelical "Christians"[sic] inter the bargain.

USA! USA! USA! USA!


20 Jul 15 - 10:16 PM (#3725130)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross

Thanks, I am starting to understand.. Instead of being a sneaky crook with hidden, nasty views. Trump rides the crest of a wave by being an open bigot and making it a virtue. Darn it, this man is cleverer than I thought.   We have a very similar thing with a guy called Nigel Farage of the UKIP. Some Americans would say "Caent Do No Wrong!"


21 Jul 15 - 07:03 AM (#3725184)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,HiLo

Trump is A nasty and dangerous man! Perhaps he will cause Americans to stand back and have a good hard look at themselves, maybe the good people will cease to irrelevant and come out loudly against this boorish and bigoted man.


21 Jul 15 - 08:20 AM (#3725197)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Steve Shaw

We thought that about Hockey Mom. Yanks sometimes seem slow to learn.


21 Jul 15 - 08:52 AM (#3725202)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#

What's left to be said after Mama June and Honey Boo Boo?


22 Jul 15 - 05:11 AM (#3725379)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

I remember the slogan "In your heart, you know its Bush"
and the rejoinder "In your bush, you know its Hart!"

Now what is Trump's trump card as it were - the campaign slogan, or is that reserved for actual presidential candidates rather than the campaign for the campaign? If you see what I mean.

I am sure the Mudcat could find a germain twist to any cynical rallying cry.


22 Jul 15 - 05:22 AM (#3725382)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

lexicographically speaking there is a meaning in the UK for "trump"

a  fart  .

Does this translate into American (sic) English?


22 Jul 15 - 10:53 AM (#3725425)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#

Trump meaning fart worked its way to Canada. My grandfather used it often. He had the advantage of also being an avid card player and the term occurs in games like bridge.


22 Jul 15 - 11:40 AM (#3725435)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

So, why can't he afford better hair, at a 4 billion US dollar estimated worth (note, he claimed 10 billion)?


22 Jul 15 - 01:13 PM (#3725453)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: frogprince

Hmmm... I've heard fundamentalist preachers talk about "when the last trump sounds" any number of times; maybe I misunderstood the reference...


22 Jul 15 - 02:30 PM (#3725471)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

You heard the report?


23 Jul 15 - 01:43 AM (#3725554)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: EBarnacle

Liar, liar, hair on fire . . . or is it a burning Bush?


23 Jul 15 - 02:22 AM (#3725557)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Shimrod

"Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him! I don't get it."

All right wing politicians possess a keyboard with keys labelled: 'Hate', 'Fear', 'Prejudice', 'Envy', 'Selfishness', 'Greed' etc. They all know how to play a 'merry tune' on this keyboard around election time. They also know that there are millions of idiots who can be relied upon to dance to this vile tune.

Left wing politicians have a tendency to go round and round in circles, tie themselves in knots and often end up shuffling about to the vile, right wing tune - as has happened to the Labour Party in the UK.


23 Jul 15 - 03:16 AM (#3725560)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie

I wonder what Trump will do after Rick Perry's blistering today? Unless Trump is just toying with us all, it is hard for me to imagine him being able to continue his 'campaign'.


23 Jul 15 - 03:18 AM (#3725561)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie

I am beginning to think that Trump one of these days will inform us that he's been having us on and that we all went for it, that he is the best standup comic in America...


23 Jul 15 - 08:51 AM (#3725583)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.

that he is the best standup comic in America...

The last thing that Trump and his millions of idiot supporters are is amusing. Idiotic? Yes. Racist? Yes. Obnoxious? Yes. Dangerous? yes. Funny? Not hardly.


23 Jul 15 - 08:25 PM (#3725685)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST

Trump boxers, anyone?


Trump products 


24 Jul 15 - 02:23 AM (#3725717)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie

Greg F, note that I am referring to Trump's belief and frequent references to his being the best in everything.

No. I have not found anything funny that he has said.


24 Jul 15 - 08:10 AM (#3725778)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Lighter

> Unless Trump is just toying with us all, it is hard for me to imagine him being able to continue his 'campaign'.

Perry is close to zero in the polls and has nothing to lose by slamming him. The same goes for Lindsay Graham.

Trump has already laughed Perry off. His support hasn't been affected, any more than it was when he attacked John McCain as not heroic enough. He will stay in the race until he gets bored. He's already threatened to run as a third party candidate if other Republicans aren't nicer to him.

Trump knows that they know that if he does run independently, Hillary Clinton will almost certainly win.

Stay tuned.


28 Jul 15 - 02:39 AM (#3726625)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red

on the subject of his hair, (sorry to play the "thread" trump card, or did I mean play the Trump thread card?)

is it receding (or did I mean "needs re-seeding?")


29 Jul 15 - 02:48 AM (#3726871)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Lighter: "Trump knows that they know that if he does run independently, Hillary Clinton will almost certainly win."

Given the history of man, they most always choose the most painful and destructive way.

So, what's worse, Trump, a rich guy, funding his own way?....or another puppet who's funded by 'Citizens United'????

...in either event, Representative Democracy, is out the window....

....and has been for a LONG time!!!

We are not being represented...we are being dictated to, as what to believe, and what our 'choices' that have been decided for us shall be.

What a farce!...but the 'activist ideologues' will keep championing the myth, and keep trying to convince morons, that those who don't 'agree' with their delusion are...ummm...." 'Hate', 'Fear', 'Prejudice', 'Envy', 'Selfishness', 'Greed' etc.".
Both sides use that stupid tactic....and absolute morons either believe it, and/or keep promoting it!!!

Anybody home??

GfS