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BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because

02 Oct 15 - 07:56 PM (#3741418)
Subject: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because
From: Steve Shaw

...a couple of hours ago, we have become a grandfather!


02 Oct 15 - 08:01 PM (#3741419)
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From: wysiwyg

Congratulations!


02 Oct 15 - 08:10 PM (#3741421)
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From: GUEST,#

Mazel tov, Steve.


02 Oct 15 - 08:35 PM (#3741424)
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From: Steve Shaw

A little chap, weighing in at 7lb 9 oz, a mere one ounce less than I allegedly was. It's controversial, but I'll swear he's the spit of his grandad. Naturally, I now have responsibilities. This fellow must not support Chelsea nor must he speak with a softie southern accent. Jesus, I'll not sleep tonight...


Anyway...




WEEEEEEEEE!


02 Oct 15 - 09:05 PM (#3741427)
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From: GUEST,mauvepink

Congratulations Granddad :)


02 Oct 15 - 10:02 PM (#3741430)
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From: Bert

Now you know how happy life can be.


02 Oct 15 - 11:01 PM (#3741432)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

Congratulations, Steve. I'm happy for all of you.

He's a lucky little boy, with such a grandfather.


03 Oct 15 - 01:26 AM (#3741433)
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From: Monique

Congratulations!


03 Oct 15 - 02:30 AM (#3741435)
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From: GUEST

Congratulations, Granddad!


03 Oct 15 - 03:35 AM (#3741442)
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From: Janie

Congratulations!


03 Oct 15 - 04:10 AM (#3741443)
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From: Megan L

Congratulations Steve hope mum and baby are both doing well


03 Oct 15 - 04:23 AM (#3741447)
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From: GUEST,Raggytash

Congratulations ........................ you old sod!!




Pipe and slippers for you now my friend and a grey beard, loss of hair and teeth, poor eyesight, a bit doolally as well no doubt.


03 Oct 15 - 04:48 AM (#3741453)
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From: Dave the Gnome

Congratulations Steve. Happened to us 6 and 4 years ago and I can confirm it is brilliant:-)


03 Oct 15 - 04:55 AM (#3741456)
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From: Keith A of Hertford

Best wishes Steve.
I would have had grandchildren first if I had known how much fun they are.


03 Oct 15 - 05:35 AM (#3741464)
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From: DMcG

Daughter-in-law is three months pregnant with our first grandchild. Don't know if that makes we technically a grandfather or not ...


03 Oct 15 - 05:47 AM (#3741466)
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From: Teribus

Congratulations!! Best wishes - a whole new chapter has opened and you will love every minute of it


03 Oct 15 - 06:10 AM (#3741475)
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From: Steve Shaw

Cheers, all! I already have all the attributes in your list, Raggytash, except for the pipe. Can I please change that for a whisky glass? Unfortunately, we live in Cornwall and they live in Richmond (the London one), so we'll only be able to execute our grandparently duties up close once in a while. We do see quite a lot of ' em, though, as our son has never lost his affection for Cornwall (or us, I hope!).

Chance of a heavy day on the trains tomorrow...!


03 Oct 15 - 06:30 AM (#3741476)
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From: banjoman

Congratulations. Our granddaughter was born in July and life has not been the same since - its great


03 Oct 15 - 06:57 AM (#3741479)
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From: GUEST,kenny

Congratulations, Steve, very happy to hear some good news for a change.


03 Oct 15 - 07:13 AM (#3741481)
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From: Will Fly

Well done (well, you started it...) Steve.

Our 3rd one - a girl - was born four months ago - and I've no doubt she'll be bossing the two lads (6 and 8) when she gets into her stride.

Great fun to have them around, and we're lucky in that my son and family are just 30 minutes away from us. They'll be along for Sunday lunch tomorrow - with mayhem and mischief the order of the day.

Enjoy!


03 Oct 15 - 07:27 AM (#3741482)
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From: GUEST,HiLo

Congratulation, what a joy for you and your family.


03 Oct 15 - 07:42 AM (#3741483)
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From: Big Al Whittle

well done!


03 Oct 15 - 10:07 AM (#3741498)
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From: Stilly River Sage

Let's see how long it takes for you to give the little guy a drum, noisy toys that play incessant tunes (battery operated), etc. As I watched my mother's choices of gifts with my young children, I'd have sworn there was a bit of payback involved. . .

Congratulations, Steve!


03 Oct 15 - 10:15 AM (#3741500)
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From: GUEST,Raggytash

Many years ago friends bought my son, aged about 5, several litre pots of poster paints. ............. I eventually got my own back some years later when I bought their 3 year old daughter a full mini drum kit.


03 Oct 15 - 10:42 AM (#3741505)
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From: Steve Shaw

I suppose I could give him my owld bodhran and tipper...


03 Oct 15 - 11:23 AM (#3741515)
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From: GUEST,MikeL2

Hi Steve

Many congratulations on the presentation of your Grandson.

Please don't take wetting the baby's head literally !!

As a grandfather 4 times over and a Great-grandfather 6 I know all the pleasure you and your family will enjoy.

Great News

Regards

Mike


03 Oct 15 - 11:50 AM (#3741522)
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From: Mrrzy

Wonderful news!


03 Oct 15 - 12:29 PM (#3741531)
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From: GUEST,Time stamp

Don't do what I did..each of my three grandkids first word was Grandad (ish). Son in laws incessantly drumming "Daaaadddeeee" into them for weeks to no avail, we have them a few hours send them back shouting "Gandar". Funny how they all independently initially pronounced Grandad, Gandar.
          Fortunately it's a grin between us all, but I do feel a bit guiltyish, but not for long.
         Congrats Steve it's a joy mate, and I have it on good authority the daftest Granda's are the coolest, so you're in good shape.


03 Oct 15 - 12:44 PM (#3741534)
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From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker

Grandad 👍🏽


03 Oct 15 - 01:23 PM (#3741543)
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From: Dave the Gnome

I was a 'Fwandad' for a while. Shame when they start talking proper like wot we does.


03 Oct 15 - 02:36 PM (#3741557)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

Living in Richmond it might be tricky avoiding a soft southern accent. And Chelsea is on the same side of London... Might have a few problems there.

Congratulations.


03 Oct 15 - 04:03 PM (#3741583)
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From: ChanteyLass

Wonderful, Steve! Be generous with hugs!


03 Oct 15 - 04:12 PM (#3741585)
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From: Stanron

No excuses accepted. Congratulations.


03 Oct 15 - 04:42 PM (#3741595)
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From: MGM·Lion

My late wife Valerie and I had no children; yet she would often sigh and wish she had some grandchildren. She would get quite irritated with me when I replied (she being of a somewhat academic turn of mind) that unfortunately she lacked the primary qualification.

Most sincere and hearty congratulations and best wishes on the occasion, Steve.

≈Michael≈


03 Oct 15 - 06:55 PM (#3741612)
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From: GUEST,theleveller

Congrats Steve, I too became a grandfather (for the third time) a few days ago.


03 Oct 15 - 07:21 PM (#3741620)
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From: Steve Shaw

Gosh, I'm touched by how lovely y'all are. I mean it! Cheers, folks!


03 Oct 15 - 08:19 PM (#3741628)
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From: gnu

Awww... a baby! Congrats!


03 Oct 15 - 11:51 PM (#3741635)
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From: Gurney

Er, WE have become a grandad?
The people that you meet here! Royalty, that's a new one.


04 Oct 15 - 04:58 AM (#3741651)
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From: akenaton

Aye, sorry Steve I missed this thread earlier best wishes to mum dad and the baby.

Very pleased for you and Mrs Steve, hope the wee one gives you many hours of pleasure.....Ake


04 Oct 15 - 06:47 AM (#3741674)
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From: Steve Shaw

'We have become a grandmother' was Maggie Thatcher's pronouncement to the cameras in 1989 on the birth of her first grandchild. That's where I got it from, Gurney!


04 Oct 15 - 07:04 AM (#3741679)
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From: MGM·Lion

... and whom better to emulate. What admirable taste on your part, Steve!


04 Oct 15 - 07:40 AM (#3741690)
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From: Bonzo3legs

Congratulations, I have 3 granddaughters but sadly my son from first marriage refuses any contact.


04 Oct 15 - 08:12 AM (#3741704)
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From: Steve Shaw

At least there is no prospect of our becoming a grandmother, Michael!


04 Oct 15 - 03:58 PM (#3741773)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

You can't tell these days...


04 Oct 15 - 04:22 PM (#3741776)
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From: fat B****rd

Belated congratulations and good wishes. Much happiness to you all. Charlie.


04 Oct 15 - 06:13 PM (#3741805)
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From: Steve Shaw

It has been determined, much to my chagrin, and by family members allegedly much "wiser" than me, that the lad looks far more like his dad than like me. That's the little chap's loss, in m'humble. He could still have my brain and common sense, of course. And anyway, my mum told me tonight that I was the most beautiful baby she'd ever seen, and she did after all work in a maternity home for years. The one I was born in.   Mrs Steve's going up to London on the train tomorrow for a cuddle. I'm stuck at home for two days with bloody plumbers putting in a new boiler. Never mind, I'll be there before the weekend. We did facetime tonight, and I can tell y'all that we're the grandfather of the most beautiful child ever to grace this planet of ours!


05 Oct 15 - 04:06 PM (#3741958)
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From: Uncle_DaveO

I'll see your grandfatheritude, and raise you
one!

A "perfect little girl" great-granddaughter,
6 pounds 14 oz., 19 inches, the night before last, at 10:10.

Dave Oesterreich


05 Oct 15 - 07:32 PM (#3741983)
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From: Steve Shaw

Congratulations, Dave. I hope you've seen yours, unlike me. :-( the plumbers are in and the house is in chaos, but Mrs Steve took the train to London and has had a thousand cuddles. I had to be content with half an hour of Facetime, but at least you can do that these days. My turn will come!


05 Oct 15 - 08:36 PM (#3741986)
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From: Richard Bridge

Hmm. I have much more sense in these things - my oldest daughter lives over near Marlborough, 125 miles away and my son in Australia, so I get much more peace and quiet. The speaking ones of the Australian grand-boys have decided that I am "Grumps" so they are showing some signs of intelligence despite their location.