02 Oct 15 - 07:56 PM (#3741418) Subject: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw ...a couple of hours ago, we have become a grandfather! |
02 Oct 15 - 08:01 PM (#3741419) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: wysiwyg Congratulations! |
02 Oct 15 - 08:10 PM (#3741421) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,# Mazel tov, Steve. |
02 Oct 15 - 08:35 PM (#3741424) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw A little chap, weighing in at 7lb 9 oz, a mere one ounce less than I allegedly was. It's controversial, but I'll swear he's the spit of his grandad. Naturally, I now have responsibilities. This fellow must not support Chelsea nor must he speak with a softie southern accent. Jesus, I'll not sleep tonight... Anyway... WEEEEEEEEE! |
02 Oct 15 - 09:05 PM (#3741427) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,mauvepink Congratulations Granddad :) |
02 Oct 15 - 10:02 PM (#3741430) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Bert Now you know how happy life can be. |
02 Oct 15 - 11:01 PM (#3741432) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,leeneia Congratulations, Steve. I'm happy for all of you. He's a lucky little boy, with such a grandfather. |
03 Oct 15 - 01:26 AM (#3741433) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Monique Congratulations! |
03 Oct 15 - 02:30 AM (#3741435) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST Congratulations, Granddad! |
03 Oct 15 - 03:35 AM (#3741442) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Janie Congratulations! |
03 Oct 15 - 04:10 AM (#3741443) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Megan L Congratulations Steve hope mum and baby are both doing well |
03 Oct 15 - 04:23 AM (#3741447) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,Raggytash Congratulations ........................ you old sod!! Pipe and slippers for you now my friend and a grey beard, loss of hair and teeth, poor eyesight, a bit doolally as well no doubt. |
03 Oct 15 - 04:48 AM (#3741453) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Dave the Gnome Congratulations Steve. Happened to us 6 and 4 years ago and I can confirm it is brilliant:-) |
03 Oct 15 - 04:55 AM (#3741456) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Keith A of Hertford Best wishes Steve. I would have had grandchildren first if I had known how much fun they are. |
03 Oct 15 - 05:35 AM (#3741464) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: DMcG Daughter-in-law is three months pregnant with our first grandchild. Don't know if that makes we technically a grandfather or not ... |
03 Oct 15 - 05:47 AM (#3741466) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Teribus Congratulations!! Best wishes - a whole new chapter has opened and you will love every minute of it |
03 Oct 15 - 06:10 AM (#3741475) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw Cheers, all! I already have all the attributes in your list, Raggytash, except for the pipe. Can I please change that for a whisky glass? Unfortunately, we live in Cornwall and they live in Richmond (the London one), so we'll only be able to execute our grandparently duties up close once in a while. We do see quite a lot of ' em, though, as our son has never lost his affection for Cornwall (or us, I hope!). Chance of a heavy day on the trains tomorrow...! |
03 Oct 15 - 06:30 AM (#3741476) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: banjoman Congratulations. Our granddaughter was born in July and life has not been the same since - its great |
03 Oct 15 - 06:57 AM (#3741479) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,kenny Congratulations, Steve, very happy to hear some good news for a change. |
03 Oct 15 - 07:13 AM (#3741481) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Will Fly Well done (well, you started it...) Steve. Our 3rd one - a girl - was born four months ago - and I've no doubt she'll be bossing the two lads (6 and 8) when she gets into her stride. Great fun to have them around, and we're lucky in that my son and family are just 30 minutes away from us. They'll be along for Sunday lunch tomorrow - with mayhem and mischief the order of the day. Enjoy! |
03 Oct 15 - 07:27 AM (#3741482) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,HiLo Congratulation, what a joy for you and your family. |
03 Oct 15 - 07:42 AM (#3741483) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Big Al Whittle well done! |
03 Oct 15 - 10:07 AM (#3741498) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Stilly River Sage Let's see how long it takes for you to give the little guy a drum, noisy toys that play incessant tunes (battery operated), etc. As I watched my mother's choices of gifts with my young children, I'd have sworn there was a bit of payback involved. . . Congratulations, Steve! |
03 Oct 15 - 10:15 AM (#3741500) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,Raggytash Many years ago friends bought my son, aged about 5, several litre pots of poster paints. ............. I eventually got my own back some years later when I bought their 3 year old daughter a full mini drum kit. |
03 Oct 15 - 10:42 AM (#3741505) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw I suppose I could give him my owld bodhran and tipper... |
03 Oct 15 - 11:23 AM (#3741515) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,MikeL2 Hi Steve Many congratulations on the presentation of your Grandson. Please don't take wetting the baby's head literally !! As a grandfather 4 times over and a Great-grandfather 6 I know all the pleasure you and your family will enjoy. Great News Regards Mike |
03 Oct 15 - 11:50 AM (#3741522) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Mrrzy Wonderful news! |
03 Oct 15 - 12:29 PM (#3741531) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,Time stamp Don't do what I did..each of my three grandkids first word was Grandad (ish). Son in laws incessantly drumming "Daaaadddeeee" into them for weeks to no avail, we have them a few hours send them back shouting "Gandar". Funny how they all independently initially pronounced Grandad, Gandar. Fortunately it's a grin between us all, but I do feel a bit guiltyish, but not for long. Congrats Steve it's a joy mate, and I have it on good authority the daftest Granda's are the coolest, so you're in good shape. |
03 Oct 15 - 12:44 PM (#3741534) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Grandad 👍🏽 |
03 Oct 15 - 01:23 PM (#3741543) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Dave the Gnome I was a 'Fwandad' for a while. Shame when they start talking proper like wot we does. |
03 Oct 15 - 02:36 PM (#3741557) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: McGrath of Harlow Living in Richmond it might be tricky avoiding a soft southern accent. And Chelsea is on the same side of London... Might have a few problems there. Congratulations. |
03 Oct 15 - 04:03 PM (#3741583) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: ChanteyLass Wonderful, Steve! Be generous with hugs! |
03 Oct 15 - 04:12 PM (#3741585) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Stanron No excuses accepted. Congratulations. |
03 Oct 15 - 04:42 PM (#3741595) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: MGM·Lion My late wife Valerie and I had no children; yet she would often sigh and wish she had some grandchildren. She would get quite irritated with me when I replied (she being of a somewhat academic turn of mind) that unfortunately she lacked the primary qualification. Most sincere and hearty congratulations and best wishes on the occasion, Steve. ≈Michael≈ |
03 Oct 15 - 06:55 PM (#3741612) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: GUEST,theleveller Congrats Steve, I too became a grandfather (for the third time) a few days ago. |
03 Oct 15 - 07:21 PM (#3741620) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw Gosh, I'm touched by how lovely y'all are. I mean it! Cheers, folks! |
03 Oct 15 - 08:19 PM (#3741628) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: gnu Awww... a baby! Congrats! |
03 Oct 15 - 11:51 PM (#3741635) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Gurney Er, WE have become a grandad? The people that you meet here! Royalty, that's a new one. |
04 Oct 15 - 04:58 AM (#3741651) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: akenaton Aye, sorry Steve I missed this thread earlier best wishes to mum dad and the baby. Very pleased for you and Mrs Steve, hope the wee one gives you many hours of pleasure.....Ake |
04 Oct 15 - 06:47 AM (#3741674) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw 'We have become a grandmother' was Maggie Thatcher's pronouncement to the cameras in 1989 on the birth of her first grandchild. That's where I got it from, Gurney! |
04 Oct 15 - 07:04 AM (#3741679) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: MGM·Lion ... and whom better to emulate. What admirable taste on your part, Steve! |
04 Oct 15 - 07:40 AM (#3741690) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Bonzo3legs Congratulations, I have 3 granddaughters but sadly my son from first marriage refuses any contact. |
04 Oct 15 - 08:12 AM (#3741704) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw At least there is no prospect of our becoming a grandmother, Michael! |
04 Oct 15 - 03:58 PM (#3741773) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: McGrath of Harlow You can't tell these days... |
04 Oct 15 - 04:22 PM (#3741776) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: fat B****rd Belated congratulations and good wishes. Much happiness to you all. Charlie. |
04 Oct 15 - 06:13 PM (#3741805) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw It has been determined, much to my chagrin, and by family members allegedly much "wiser" than me, that the lad looks far more like his dad than like me. That's the little chap's loss, in m'humble. He could still have my brain and common sense, of course. And anyway, my mum told me tonight that I was the most beautiful baby she'd ever seen, and she did after all work in a maternity home for years. The one I was born in. Mrs Steve's going up to London on the train tomorrow for a cuddle. I'm stuck at home for two days with bloody plumbers putting in a new boiler. Never mind, I'll be there before the weekend. We did facetime tonight, and I can tell y'all that we're the grandfather of the most beautiful child ever to grace this planet of ours! |
05 Oct 15 - 04:06 PM (#3741958) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Uncle_DaveO I'll see your grandfatheritude, and raise you one! A "perfect little girl" great-granddaughter, 6 pounds 14 oz., 19 inches, the night before last, at 10:10. Dave Oesterreich |
05 Oct 15 - 07:32 PM (#3741983) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Steve Shaw Congratulations, Dave. I hope you've seen yours, unlike me. :-( the plumbers are in and the house is in chaos, but Mrs Steve took the train to London and has had a thousand cuddles. I had to be content with half an hour of Facetime, but at least you can do that these days. My turn will come! |
05 Oct 15 - 08:36 PM (#3741986) Subject: RE: BS: Anyway, you lot can bugger off, because From: Richard Bridge Hmm. I have much more sense in these things - my oldest daughter lives over near Marlborough, 125 miles away and my son in Australia, so I get much more peace and quiet. The speaking ones of the Australian grand-boys have decided that I am "Grumps" so they are showing some signs of intelligence despite their location. |