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12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas

04 Dec 99 - 04:25 PM (#144666)
Subject: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ

Alright, gang, let's get that Christmas spirit rollin'. One verse to a customer please! Use a different Mudcatter for each verse with an appropriate gift..

12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Katlaughing gave to me
A Sacred Stone from the Wyoming Prairie...


04 Dec 99 - 04:33 PM (#144670)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Oh I can see this one getting way out!!!! We may need several sets of 12!!!!!

Spaw


04 Dec 99 - 04:50 PM (#144676)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: skarpi

Hmmmmmmmm, I ......no It wont work, I´ll be back. skarpi Iceland.


04 Dec 99 - 05:06 PM (#144680)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Áine

On the second day of Christmas Ole Catspaw gave to me A clay armadillo that says 'Wheeeeeee'

-- Áine


04 Dec 99 - 05:11 PM (#144682)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Dear Hubby

On the third day of Christmas Áine gave to me ... Three Whiney Titty Babies

(Eat your heart out all you WTB wannabes, I'm married to her.)

dinopop


04 Dec 99 - 05:11 PM (#144683)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: lloyd61

On the third Gargoyle, gave me three headaches.


04 Dec 99 - 05:20 PM (#144686)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl

On the fourth.....Musicman gave to me.....four songs for giggling...


04 Dec 99 - 05:29 PM (#144688)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ

Alright! Big One coming up....all caps...FIVE BLAH BLAH BLAHS!!!! Who's it gonna be?


04 Dec 99 - 05:34 PM (#144690)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl

Can it be reserved for Max et al?????


04 Dec 99 - 06:22 PM (#144702)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl

Reserved .....meaning ABOUT Mudcats/Max et al....not written by.......


04 Dec 99 - 06:26 PM (#144706)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ

Let's see...FIVE TIPLE PICKS! or FIVE BALDING SEEDS! how about FIVE AWESOME POSSUMS! maybe FIVE FROZEN SKARPIS!or we could do FIVE YAPPING SPAWS!


04 Dec 99 - 06:29 PM (#144708)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ

I don't know, Nightowl, but "6 Berts a-babbling" has a ring to it.


04 Dec 99 - 06:35 PM (#144711)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak

Seven Squeaks a squeaking......

LTS


04 Dec 99 - 06:53 PM (#144714)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Pardon me but (that was a pre-apology)

"Eight Assholes Gargoyling"

sorry

Spaw


04 Dec 99 - 07:05 PM (#144720)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak

Nine naughty night owls....

LTS


04 Dec 99 - 07:25 PM (#144737)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

Rick's ten fingers pickin'


04 Dec 99 - 07:31 PM (#144741)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Liz the Squeak

Pickin' what??? No, I don't want to know....

Eleven lonesome EJ's....

LTS


04 Dec 99 - 10:10 PM (#144784)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl

On the twelfth day of Christmas we all did receive...Peter T.'s "Thought For The Day". Sorry.....just a suggestion.....already had my turn!!!!!!


05 Dec 99 - 12:08 AM (#144815)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Okay, one long turn.........

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love said to me,
"Get off that damn computer,"
Eleven Garden Faeries,
Ten Dragonflied Hooters,
Nine Mudcat Condoms,
Eight Squeaky Chest Hairs,
Seven Blake Madison Novels,
Six Imploding 12-Strings,
FIVE SPUD FILLED THONGS.
Four Fart Assisted High Dives,
Three Waylon Herons,
Two Really Awful Puns,
And Little Cleigh's Ass Whistling Merrily.

Spaw


05 Dec 99 - 12:20 AM (#144822)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

BRAVO!!! ENCORE, ENCORE!


05 Dec 99 - 12:43 AM (#144829)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Okay Kat...............

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Ricks a picking,
Eleven Dons a tipling,
Ten Kats a laughing
Nine La Swannas Hammering
Eight Banjs joking
Seven Jeris fiddlin'
Six Seeds a frailing
FIVE BERTS WHO FORGET
Four Blind Waxin' Maxes
Three Margo Shanteys
Two Patons in duet,
And all the Catters singing harmony

Spaw


05 Dec 99 - 01:15 AM (#144843)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Night Owl

Love the last one Paw, you're on a roll!!!


05 Dec 99 - 01:30 AM (#144850)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

Yes, dear Spaw, DO keep it UP!**BG**


05 Dec 99 - 01:34 AM (#144851)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Didn't someone post a link to a bunch of hilarious Twelve Day parodies last Christmas?

Great idea, Leej; great followup everyone else, and Spaw: what can I say? Ya did good, boy.

--seed


05 Dec 99 - 12:05 PM (#144956)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Ánon

What was Dick Greenhaus saying about songs into jokes?


05 Dec 99 - 05:52 PM (#145114)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo

"Ten hairy charangos strumming"

"Nine bombos bonging"

--Mbo


05 Dec 99 - 06:52 PM (#145132)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

Let's do another!

One Seed a'planting


05 Dec 99 - 08:02 PM (#145153)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Two Field(ings) growing

Spaw


05 Dec 99 - 08:16 PM (#145159)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Áine

Three Spaws a sp(r)outing

-- Áine


05 Dec 99 - 08:17 PM (#145163)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: bseed(charleskratz)

Embo, that's "nine bonGos bonging"

(or maybe "nine bimbos bonking"?)

--seedwhostillwantstoknowthelinktothepageafterpageofthesethingspostedlastyear


05 Dec 99 - 08:39 PM (#145179)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

Could THIS be it????

Spaw


06 Dec 99 - 07:51 AM (#145346)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Skarpi Iceland

Lonesome EJ, " five frosen Skarpis " hmmmmmmm. It may be cold up here In Iceland, I know It was a good one you made me hahahahahaha.it is great In the darkness of the days. all the best skarpi Iceland.


06 Dec 99 - 08:02 AM (#145348)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo

Six Cleighs a'tooting

--Mbo


06 Dec 99 - 08:20 AM (#145356)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

Seven (el) Swannos spoofing

Eight Leej's leaping


07 Dec 99 - 12:17 PM (#146030)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From:


07 Dec 99 - 04:25 PM (#146118)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Mbo

Nine Kat's laughing!

--Mbo


07 Dec 99 - 04:42 PM (#146125)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Bert

and a Susan of the DT.


07 Dec 99 - 07:16 PM (#146220)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: katlaughing

BERT! Where've ya been, man?!! Nice ta see ya!


07 Dec 99 - 07:27 PM (#146229)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

He can't remember.

Spaw


07 Dec 99 - 07:33 PM (#146234)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: InOBU

On the first day of Christmas, my sweetie gave to me
a squeeky old hurdy gur dee...
On the second day of Christmas my seweetie gave to me
the charred remains of the same...


08 Dec 99 - 10:21 AM (#146524)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From:

Hi Kat,

I've had a stinking rotten cold and took a few days off work. Getting over it now though, just a few sniffles left.

Spaw "Pfthhrt" to you. BTW, you live in a very small world if it's only 78 degrees round. Our world is 360 degrees.

Bert.


08 Dec 99 - 01:59 PM (#146644)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Big Mick

Boy, a fella gets busy at work, and right away he gets forgotten in the song.......

BigMickwhininglikealittletittiebaby


08 Dec 99 - 02:14 PM (#146650)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Vixen

Mick, I propose "toast" to go with that "wine"--

To the "gross" (that's 12 twelves) of Mudcats who can't be crammed into a 12 verse song.

I don't mean to spoil the fun: the attempts are amusing, but lots more phoaks will get left out than be included!

My $0.02 fwiw. I *am* LMAO...but we may need, as someone suggested, couple dozen versions!

V


08 Dec 99 - 11:20 PM (#146951)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: catspaw49

I think I suggested it myself. Its why I hate to do those damn things. And Mick me lad...the Five Spud Filled Thongs should ring a bell, but perhaps Bert's appearance here has given you a bad case of CRS. C'mon though folks...this one is easy and we do have a lot of people. Let's hear a few!!!!

And BERT--78 degrees have always been fine for me....My own little slice of heaven.

Spaw


09 Dec 99 - 01:07 AM (#146968)
Subject: RE: 12 Days of a Mudcat Christmas
From: Lonesome EJ

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve Ricks a-picking
Eleven Banjers jangling
Ten Neils a-tripping
Nine Dougs massaging
Eight Fair Ones Teasing
Seven Seeds a-singing
Six Micks a-cooking
FIVE FROZEN SKARPIS
Four Titty Babies
Three Clay Possums
Two Babbling Berts
and a tiple once owned by Art Thieme