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BS: coping with predator horny women ???

27 Feb 16 - 08:47 PM (#3775422)
Subject: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,old guy

Now that we are average age 65 to 75 how do we cope with the demands of modern women our age ???


27 Feb 16 - 09:19 PM (#3775427)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Steve Shaw

Bloody sight better than them not demanding anything. Do you best and buy some backache pills.


28 Feb 16 - 06:17 AM (#3775475)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: gnu

You bragging or complaining?


28 Feb 16 - 07:18 AM (#3775485)
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From: GUEST,Raggytash

Tell them you're gay.


28 Feb 16 - 07:33 AM (#3775491)
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From: MGM·Lion

Fuck 'em!


28 Feb 16 - 07:42 AM (#3775492)
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From: Jim Carroll

Cherish them
Jim Carroll


28 Feb 16 - 08:12 AM (#3775496)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion

Both! These are not incompatibles.


28 Feb 16 - 08:44 AM (#3775511)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Jim Carroll

I cherish my book collection - wouldn't dream of taking it to bed.
Jim Carroll


28 Feb 16 - 08:57 AM (#3775513)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST, topsie

Nothing wrong with taking a good book to bed with you - just not all of them at the same time.


28 Feb 16 - 09:07 AM (#3775515)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: gillymor

God created men but Mr. Viagra made them equal.


28 Feb 16 - 12:27 PM (#3775547)
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From: John on the Sunset Coast

Where do I find some of these...without my wife finding out??? As if!


28 Feb 16 - 01:30 PM (#3775559)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Modette

I have no problems coping with horny women, it's flaccid men that give me the creeps.


28 Feb 16 - 02:42 PM (#3775575)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: olddude

I light a candle for women like that, don't know any sadly :-)


28 Feb 16 - 04:19 PM (#3775593)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket

Michael cunting well swearing? Well fuck me sideways.

What is the world coming to?

Bring a teenager myself, this thread is not for me. Bye.


28 Feb 16 - 04:45 PM (#3775599)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red

I cherish my book collection - wouldn't dream of taking it to bed.

years ago I found a postcard with the legend:

go to bed with a good - or a friend who has read one!


28 Feb 16 - 04:57 PM (#3775600)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Little Hawk

This is not a problem I've had to deal with lately. In fact, I'm not sure I've ever had to deal with it. :D


28 Feb 16 - 05:01 PM (#3775603)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red

a good book not the good book


29 Feb 16 - 12:53 AM (#3775650)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: michaelr

There are no such women.


29 Feb 16 - 01:08 AM (#3775651)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion

I wasn't swearing; I was using a word in its correct literal sense. I feel some pity for one who cannot distinguish between these two modes of expression. Poor old Popgun!

≈M≈


29 Feb 16 - 02:19 AM (#3775653)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket

Nurse! Take a chaperone in with you! He's being literal again!!!!


29 Feb 16 - 03:53 AM (#3775676)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Rusty Dobro

I just put the light on - they never bother me again.....


29 Feb 16 - 04:43 AM (#3775687)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion

Was poor little Popgun's 'Nurse' exclamation ever funny or witty or actually making any point at all? Anyone think it still is/does?
hohum


29 Feb 16 - 12:41 PM (#3775770)
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From: GUEST,Richard Bridge on the Vista machine

Where


29 Feb 16 - 02:49 PM (#3775786)
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From: GUEST,Dave

Try throwing a blanket over their heads. Works with bogeymen.


01 Mar 16 - 09:53 AM (#3776027)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Mr Red

Be polite, be graceful, and be thankful.


01 Mar 16 - 11:13 PM (#3776174)
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From: GUEST,Frank

Just be accommodating and help them.

They will be eternally thankful for your kindness, and besides,

They don't yell,
they don't tell,
they don't swell
and they are as grateful as hell.


02 Mar 16 - 07:45 PM (#3776355)
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From: keberoxu

Sounds like Gaye Adegbalola's Middle Aged Blues Boogie to me.


03 Mar 16 - 03:04 AM (#3776395)
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From: GUEST,Raggytash

Lie back and think of England?


03 Mar 16 - 03:41 AM (#3776404)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket

A lover from my past had the surname England. Good idea Raggy.

🤓


03 Mar 16 - 04:02 AM (#3776410)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Dave

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie#/media/File:The_Ride_of_the_Valkyrs.jpg


03 Mar 16 - 08:04 AM (#3776448)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Jim Carroll

A young novice nun is sitting on a bench reading a book in the convent grounds when a young priest sits down beside her.
After a while, he puts his hand on her knee, and when he meets with no resistance, he throws her on the ground and makes passionate love to her.
When he's finished, she stands up, straightens her habit and says, "what am I going to tell the mother superior about allowing myself to be seduced twice?"
He says, "I only seduced you once".
"You're not going yets, are you?
Jim Carroll


03 Mar 16 - 08:17 AM (#3776455)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket

When I was in Canada skiing at Whistler a few years ago, we spent a day snow mobiling up Cougar Mountain. Didn't see any Cougars.



Or wild cats.


03 Mar 16 - 09:33 AM (#3776471)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,MikeL2

Hi

I have no problem with horny women....after all I married two of them....not at the same time though !!!

Cheers

Mike


03 Mar 16 - 11:07 AM (#3776497)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: olddude

Buy lots of viagra


03 Mar 16 - 12:29 PM (#3776523)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Musket

Powder it and mix it with cowshit for your rhubarb. Then you can use the rhubarb as a splint Dan.

It has to said, I am getting fed up them throwing their knickers at me when I am singing. I can cope though.. Mrs Musket is a surgeon so the consequences might make your eyes water...


03 Mar 16 - 01:46 PM (#3776530)
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From: Ed T

"Vestigial"


03 Mar 16 - 01:52 PM (#3776531)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Ed T

"Every night was a somber, adults-only slumber party - no giggles or whispers, just lots of coughing and farting and snoring and groaning, the sounds and smells of too many stressed-out people packed into too small a place."
Tom Perrotta


03 Mar 16 - 02:54 PM (#3776547)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: keberoxu

No input from Acme on this thread. On the BS Mistresses thread, no. 77535, she put in both a link and a copied-out post of Benjamin Franklin's opinion on the subject.


03 Mar 16 - 07:26 PM (#3776578)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST

No comment. believe it or not.
michaelr, you are so wrong.


03 Mar 16 - 09:04 PM (#3776585)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Stilly River Sage

Once was enough, I think, keberoxu. This thread is, at best, some old guy's idea of a dream come true. And guest,Frank gave a rough summation of what Franklin said already.


04 Mar 16 - 02:34 PM (#3776645)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,

Guest Frank ... You wish, Frank, you wish


05 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM (#3776844)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: fat B****rd

I'd be like John Lennon and surrender to the void.


05 Mar 16 - 03:16 PM (#3776856)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: MGM·Lion

BTW, is there not a 'y' missing in the thread title? -- 'predatory', surely?


05 Mar 16 - 04:00 PM (#3776869)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Ed T

Horny old women- another good reason not to go outside (except to shop for groceries,and maybe for a flask, of course).


05 Mar 16 - 07:49 PM (#3776893)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: LadyJean

I was suddenly thinking of my mother at the Grandfather Mountain Games many years ago. She was enjoying a young man's singing, and remarked to the young woman beside her, "I'm glad I'm not 22 anymore." The young woman, unwisely, asked why. Mom said, "Because if I was 22 I would throw myself at his feet."

No longer 22 myself, I often find I'm thinking the same thing.


06 Mar 16 - 02:36 AM (#3776921)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: michaelr

I am? (so wrong, that is, about there being no such women) Well then, send some my way!


06 Mar 16 - 07:55 PM (#3777052)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,EBarnacle

Encouragement. We all want it or remember it.


06 Mar 16 - 10:06 PM (#3777058)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST,Frank

Guest above- "Guest Frank ... You wish, Frank, you wish"

So So true...

Either
it's my mind making appointments my body can't keep,
or
I'm putting my desires before my abilities.

Either way, you are only old when your dreams turn to regrets.


07 Mar 16 - 01:28 PM (#3777185)
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From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1

I'm too young for this thread.
Shame, else I'd tell you how to cope...

VERY funny thread, Boys :0) xx


08 Mar 16 - 08:45 AM (#3777369)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: Dave the Gnome

I went to the doctors and told him I wanted my sex drive lowering. He said at my age it was all in my mind. I know, I replied, that is why I want it lowering...

BTW - this is what passes for horny round here. In the original sense! Definitely predatory as well :-)

:D (tG)


08 Mar 16 - 07:12 PM (#3777493)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: GUEST

Are old women, who are horny-like-young, part of the problem?

Or, could they be part of the solution for those of us who are "still up to the challenge"?

"Share your bar six" - not everyone will recall this chocolately-sugar related challenge?


13 Mar 16 - 03:52 PM (#3778570)
Subject: RE: BS: coping with predator horny women ???
From: keberoxu

Actually it was "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress," by Benjamin Franklin.

threaded=77535, dated 20 Jan 2005, 10:19 AM
Message_ID=1383180

apologies to Acme