13 Mar 16 - 06:43 PM (#3778627) Subject: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,Textile Ted There will be no nudity in this thread. Too many mudcatters - members, guests, or whatever they are, are sitting and typing their posts in tatty grubby underwear, or completely stark naked. This is not good enough and has been tolerated for far too long !!! Some catters insist they need to know who they are talking to, I say I don't so much care who they are as long as they put all their clothes on !!! |
13 Mar 16 - 07:01 PM (#3778631) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,HiLo That about covers it ! |
13 Mar 16 - 07:22 PM (#3778638) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,# Good one, HiLo. |
13 Mar 16 - 07:35 PM (#3778642) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: gillymor Let me run and get a fig leaf. |
13 Mar 16 - 07:47 PM (#3778645) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Bee-dubya-ell Are dogs exempt from the clothing requirement? I ask because my dog sometimes gets on my computer and pretends to be me. In fact, if you see a post by "me" that makes sense, it was probably my dog. Most of my own posts are preposterous bullshit. Like this one. It would be extremely problematic for my dog to wear clothes while posting. She has never fully outgrown the puppy stage and would probably eat anything I tried to make her wear. Perhaps if she were to post with all the lights out so you couldn't see her? |
13 Mar 16 - 08:02 PM (#3778652) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: olddude I don't look good naked anymore |
13 Mar 16 - 08:18 PM (#3778655) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Steve Shaw I'll go to any length to make me look good naked, Dan. Any length up to six inches anyway. On a good day. There's never a good day though. |
13 Mar 16 - 08:30 PM (#3778657) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,Ed T No Emperors allowed, clothed or ...well you know. |
13 Mar 16 - 08:39 PM (#3778659) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Mrrzy Who satin it? |
13 Mar 16 - 10:18 PM (#3778667) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Face it...nothing looks good on you! GfS |
14 Mar 16 - 01:07 AM (#3778680) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: MGM·Lion Have only just got up so am posting wearing PJs and dressing-gown. Hope that is OK! Or must I go and put on shirt, collar, suit and tie before being permitted to continue? Should just HATE to do the wrong thing! ≈M≈ |
14 Mar 16 - 02:05 AM (#3778683) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Backwoodsman My normal attire for Mudcat- perusal is a motor-cycle helmet, gold-lame boob-tube, pink tutu, fishnets and red high heels. OK? |
14 Mar 16 - 02:58 AM (#3778687) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: fat B****rd I'm typing naked apart from my glasses. Be still all you beating hearts!! :-) |
14 Mar 16 - 03:01 AM (#3778689) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,Musket Sat wearing naught but a hint of Chanel 💋 |
14 Mar 16 - 03:20 AM (#3778693) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: MGM·Lion I, tho, as Miss Norma-Jean protested, have the radio on... |
14 Mar 16 - 05:16 AM (#3778712) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Mr Red No pink in rouge towers |
14 Mar 16 - 05:35 AM (#3778718) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Brian May My mind is reeling . . . let alone my body . . . |
14 Mar 16 - 05:44 AM (#3778721) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Steve Shaw I don't want to be accused of trolling, but shouldn't the thread title be "THITH THREAD ITH CLOTHED?" |
14 Mar 16 - 05:54 AM (#3778724) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,# "Big breaths, big breaths." Yeth, and I'm only sixthteen. |
14 Mar 16 - 06:16 AM (#3778729) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Steve Shaw Doctor: I have to tell you that you have acute angina. Lady: Yeah, I've got nice tits too... Thorry, thread dritht... |
14 Mar 16 - 08:11 AM (#3778746) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Bill D Gotta be dressed, huh? Ok, but I DO wear socks with sandals. |
14 Mar 16 - 09:04 AM (#3778759) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,Musket Wouldn't be a folk thread without at least someone living the dream Bill. As to whether I've worn my trousers up my tits on stage is another matter.... Hi Jim! |
14 Mar 16 - 09:09 AM (#3778761) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Donuel This thread needs to take a shower |
14 Mar 16 - 09:35 AM (#3778770) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,HiLo This thread is just a tempest in a c cup. |
14 Mar 16 - 11:42 AM (#3778783) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: DMcG If this thread is clothed, what if anything does that say about all the others? |
14 Mar 16 - 11:56 AM (#3778786) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Rapparee We are wearing Our usual day clothing: small clothes, of course; pumps; silken stockings; knee breeches; codpiece; silken shirt; weskit; leathern belt to which to tie the points; velvet and ermine cape thrown dashingly over one shoulder; Our ordinary, that is to say day-to-day, coronet; and of course Our court sword (a colichemarde blade chased in golden inlay highlighting Our motto "Sine Virtus, Sine Laus"). We do hope that We are not overdressed to associate with the unwashed! Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
14 Mar 16 - 12:25 PM (#3778793) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Bee-dubya-ell This thread is anti-green! Requiring the wearing of clothes while posting BS will result in more dirty clothes and, thus, more loads of laundry. The increase in water consumption, compared with posting nude, will be huge! Think of all the people in need of clean water! Think of how much beer prices will increase when breweries have to start melting chunks of glacial ice in tea kettles to get water to make beer! Post naked! Save the beers! |
14 Mar 16 - 12:37 PM (#3778795) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Mrrzy Not enough lame jokes... |
14 Mar 16 - 12:41 PM (#3778796) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST,# I farted. Nothing left of my shorts except the elastic band. |
14 Mar 16 - 01:28 PM (#3778808) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: olddude Oh where did I leave my pasties |
14 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM (#3778816) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: olddude Does fuzzy handcuffs and a feather duster count? |
14 Mar 16 - 02:50 PM (#3778828) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Bee-dubya-ell Depends on where the handle of the feather duster is. |
14 Mar 16 - 05:00 PM (#3778837) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) . His alternate trade mark, "Depends" (we all can be discreet). ;) |
14 Mar 16 - 09:58 PM (#3778878) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Rapparee We are not amused. Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex (r) His alternate mark |
14 Mar 16 - 11:02 PM (#3778887) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: olddude Who's mark? |
14 Mar 16 - 11:42 PM (#3778891) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: olddude The imperial robe is burlap, it must be worn whilest mud slinging, opps mudcatting |
15 Mar 16 - 12:48 AM (#3778894) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: MGM·Lion Don't you mean "oops", OD? Oops! Regards - ≈M≈ |
15 Mar 16 - 02:09 AM (#3778901) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: GUEST Rapparee (Rex), alternatively, (Fido). |
15 Mar 16 - 04:20 AM (#3778919) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: MGM·Lion It may be clothed BTW -- but is it in its right mind? ≈M≈ see Mark 15.5 in KJV |
15 Mar 16 - 04:22 AM (#3778921) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: MGM·Lion Sorry -- Mark 5.15! |
15 Mar 16 - 04:41 AM (#3778925) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Kampervan Not likely to uncover the naked truth here then. |
15 Mar 16 - 05:07 AM (#3778931) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: JHW Is this the place to ask why threads fall off the bottom? |
15 Mar 16 - 05:29 AM (#3778937) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Bee-dubya-ell Imperious Rex |
03 Jul 18 - 12:00 PM (#3935013) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: keberoxu sigh ... better a clothed thread than a closed one. |
03 Jul 18 - 12:17 PM (#3935019) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Iains Unraveling threads is a bad idea! |
03 Jul 18 - 02:54 PM (#3935066) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Joe Offer ...or better not reopened after it got old and moldy.... |
04 Jul 18 - 12:13 PM (#3935239) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Tattie Bogle How did you know I just took my shoes off? Bare feet on a cool floor on a hot day! |
04 Jul 18 - 01:02 PM (#3935256) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Dave the Gnome Looks like a law suit but there's no need to get shirty. |
04 Jul 18 - 01:18 PM (#3935258) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: gillymor Just don't show us your briefs. |
04 Jul 18 - 01:24 PM (#3935260) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: punkfolkrocker If you are so fat the folds of flab hang down like a skirt and completely cover and conceal your arse and tackle, does that still count as being nude out in public...??? |
04 Jul 18 - 01:43 PM (#3935266) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: Joe Offer PFR, I think I'm doomed to see that vision every day for the rest of my life... |
05 Jul 18 - 08:58 AM (#3935433) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: keberoxu Me, I see that vision every time I patronize a branch of a certain fast-food restaurant. |
05 Jul 18 - 10:54 AM (#3935466) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: frogprince keberoxu, you mean you've been encountering nekid fat people at McDonald's on a regular basis? That's kinda...kinda...remarkable ? :) (I know, I know, but that's where my brain went with it). |
05 Jul 18 - 02:15 PM (#3935508) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: keberoxu Don't get me started on what they are -- NOT -- wearing . . . |
06 Jul 18 - 02:22 AM (#3935611) Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED From: robomatic I will type in a sham I will type in a tam I will type eating spam (spam, spam, spam, spam...) I will type to the nines... in my Calvin Kleins but let no man say they've had enough that i've been caught typing in the buff for my friend that would be the end! |
08 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM (#3936113) Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed From: keberoxu Off to get my hair cut, and afterwards, my blouse will have to get the trimmed hair ends washed out of it ... happens every time. |
08 Jul 18 - 06:01 PM (#3936137) Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed From: Steve Shaw I wear a scruffy t-shirt when I'm getting my hair cut. Then, if it's warm, I turn the garden hose on my bare self (down, girls) then don a clean, bristle-free shirt. Or just have a shower. I will not spend the day all itchy and worrying that I might get bristles in me spag bol. |