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BS: This Thread Is Clothed

13 Mar 16 - 06:43 PM (#3778627)
Subject: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Textile Ted

There will be no nudity in this thread.
Too many mudcatters - members, guests, or whatever they are,
are sitting and typing their posts in tatty grubby underwear, or completely stark naked.

This is not good enough and has been tolerated for far too long !!!

Some catters insist they need to know who they are talking to,
I say I don't so much care who they are as long as they put all their clothes on !!!


13 Mar 16 - 07:01 PM (#3778631)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,HiLo

That about covers it !


13 Mar 16 - 07:22 PM (#3778638)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#

Good one, HiLo.


13 Mar 16 - 07:35 PM (#3778642)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: gillymor

Let me run and get a fig leaf.


13 Mar 16 - 07:47 PM (#3778645)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Are dogs exempt from the clothing requirement? I ask because my dog sometimes gets on my computer and pretends to be me. In fact, if you see a post by "me" that makes sense, it was probably my dog. Most of my own posts are preposterous bullshit. Like this one.

It would be extremely problematic for my dog to wear clothes while posting. She has never fully outgrown the puppy stage and would probably eat anything I tried to make her wear. Perhaps if she were to post with all the lights out so you couldn't see her?


13 Mar 16 - 08:02 PM (#3778652)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude

I don't look good naked anymore


13 Mar 16 - 08:18 PM (#3778655)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw

I'll go to any length to make me look good naked, Dan. Any length up to six inches anyway. On a good day. There's never a good day though.


13 Mar 16 - 08:30 PM (#3778657)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Ed T

No Emperors allowed, clothed or ...well you know.


13 Mar 16 - 08:39 PM (#3778659)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mrrzy

Who satin it?


13 Mar 16 - 10:18 PM (#3778667)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Face it...nothing looks good on you!

GfS


14 Mar 16 - 01:07 AM (#3778680)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion

Have only just got up so am posting wearing PJs and dressing-gown. Hope that is OK! Or must I go and put on shirt, collar, suit and tie before being permitted to continue?

Should just HATE to do the wrong thing!

≈M≈


14 Mar 16 - 02:05 AM (#3778683)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Backwoodsman

My normal attire for Mudcat- perusal is a motor-cycle helmet, gold-lame boob-tube, pink tutu, fishnets and red high heels. OK?


14 Mar 16 - 02:58 AM (#3778687)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: fat B****rd

I'm typing naked apart from my glasses. Be still all you beating hearts!! :-)


14 Mar 16 - 03:01 AM (#3778689)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Musket

Sat wearing naught but a hint of Chanel

💋


14 Mar 16 - 03:20 AM (#3778693)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion

I, tho, as Miss Norma-Jean protested, have the radio on...


14 Mar 16 - 05:16 AM (#3778712)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mr Red

No pink in rouge towers


14 Mar 16 - 05:35 AM (#3778718)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Brian May

My mind is reeling . . . let alone my body . . .


14 Mar 16 - 05:44 AM (#3778721)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw

I don't want to be accused of trolling, but shouldn't the thread title be "THITH THREAD ITH CLOTHED?"


14 Mar 16 - 05:54 AM (#3778724)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#

"Big breaths, big breaths."

Yeth, and I'm only sixthteen.


14 Mar 16 - 06:16 AM (#3778729)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Steve Shaw

Doctor: I have to tell you that you have acute angina.

Lady: Yeah, I've got nice tits too...

Thorry, thread dritht...


14 Mar 16 - 08:11 AM (#3778746)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bill D

Gotta be dressed, huh? Ok, but I DO wear socks with sandals.


14 Mar 16 - 09:04 AM (#3778759)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,Musket

Wouldn't be a folk thread without at least someone living the dream Bill.

As to whether I've worn my trousers up my tits on stage is another matter....





Hi Jim!


14 Mar 16 - 09:09 AM (#3778761)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Donuel

This thread needs to take a shower


14 Mar 16 - 09:35 AM (#3778770)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,HiLo

This thread is just a tempest in a c cup.


14 Mar 16 - 11:42 AM (#3778783)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: DMcG

If this thread is clothed, what if anything does that say about all the others?


14 Mar 16 - 11:56 AM (#3778786)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Rapparee

We are wearing Our usual day clothing: small clothes, of course; pumps; silken stockings; knee breeches; codpiece; silken shirt; weskit; leathern belt to which to tie the points; velvet and ermine cape thrown dashingly over one shoulder; Our ordinary, that is to say day-to-day, coronet; and of course Our court sword (a colichemarde blade chased in golden inlay highlighting Our motto "Sine Virtus, Sine Laus").

We do hope that We are not overdressed to associate with the unwashed!



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r)   His alternate mark


14 Mar 16 - 12:25 PM (#3778793)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell

This thread is anti-green! Requiring the wearing of clothes while posting BS will result in more dirty clothes and, thus, more loads of laundry. The increase in water consumption, compared with posting nude, will be huge! Think of all the people in need of clean water! Think of how much beer prices will increase when breweries have to start melting chunks of glacial ice in tea kettles to get water to make beer! Post naked! Save the beers!


14 Mar 16 - 12:37 PM (#3778795)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Mrrzy

Not enough lame jokes...


14 Mar 16 - 12:41 PM (#3778796)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST,#

I farted. Nothing left of my shorts except the elastic band.


14 Mar 16 - 01:28 PM (#3778808)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude

Oh where did I leave my pasties


14 Mar 16 - 02:03 PM (#3778816)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude

Does fuzzy handcuffs and a feather duster count?


14 Mar 16 - 02:50 PM (#3778828)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Depends on where the handle of the feather duster is.


14 Mar 16 - 05:00 PM (#3778837)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r) . 
His alternate trade mark, "Depends" (we all can be discreet).
;)


14 Mar 16 - 09:58 PM (#3778878)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Rapparee

We are not amused.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r)   His alternate mark


14 Mar 16 - 11:02 PM (#3778887)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude

Who's mark?


14 Mar 16 - 11:42 PM (#3778891)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: olddude

The imperial robe is burlap, it must be worn whilest mud slinging, opps mudcatting


15 Mar 16 - 12:48 AM (#3778894)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion

Don't you mean "oops", OD?

Oops!

Regards - ≈M≈


15 Mar 16 - 02:09 AM (#3778901)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: GUEST

Rapparee (Rex), alternatively, (Fido).


15 Mar 16 - 04:20 AM (#3778919)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion

It may be clothed BTW -- but is it in its right mind?

≈M≈

see Mark 15.5 in KJV


15 Mar 16 - 04:22 AM (#3778921)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: MGM·Lion

Sorry -- Mark 5.15!


15 Mar 16 - 04:41 AM (#3778925)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Kampervan

Not likely to uncover the naked truth here then.


15 Mar 16 - 05:07 AM (#3778931)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: JHW

Is this the place to ask why threads fall off the bottom?


15 Mar 16 - 05:29 AM (#3778937)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Imperious Rex


03 Jul 18 - 12:00 PM (#3935013)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu

sigh ...
better a clothed thread than a closed one.


03 Jul 18 - 12:17 PM (#3935019)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Iains

Unraveling threads is a bad idea!


03 Jul 18 - 02:54 PM (#3935066)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Joe Offer

...or better not reopened after it got old and moldy....


04 Jul 18 - 12:13 PM (#3935239)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Tattie Bogle

How did you know I just took my shoes off? Bare feet on a cool floor on a hot day!


04 Jul 18 - 01:02 PM (#3935256)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Dave the Gnome

Looks like a law suit but there's no need to get shirty.


04 Jul 18 - 01:18 PM (#3935258)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: gillymor

Just don't show us your briefs.


04 Jul 18 - 01:24 PM (#3935260)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: punkfolkrocker

If you are so fat the folds of flab hang down like a skirt
and completely cover and conceal your arse and tackle,
does that still count as being nude out in public...???


04 Jul 18 - 01:43 PM (#3935266)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: Joe Offer

PFR, I think I'm doomed to see that vision every day for the rest of my life...


05 Jul 18 - 08:58 AM (#3935433)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu

Me, I see that vision every time
I patronize a branch of
a certain fast-food restaurant.


05 Jul 18 - 10:54 AM (#3935466)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: frogprince

keberoxu, you mean you've been encountering nekid fat people at McDonald's on a regular basis? That's kinda...kinda...remarkable ? :)
(I know, I know, but that's where my brain went with it).


05 Jul 18 - 02:15 PM (#3935508)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: keberoxu

Don't get me started
on what they are -- NOT -- wearing . . .


06 Jul 18 - 02:22 AM (#3935611)
Subject: RE: BS: THIS THREAD IS CLOTHED
From: robomatic

I will type in a sham
I will type in a tam
I will type eating spam (spam, spam, spam, spam...)
I will type to the nines...
in my Calvin Kleins

but let no man say they've had enough
that i've been caught typing in the buff

for my friend
that would be the end!


08 Jul 18 - 03:49 PM (#3936113)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed
From: keberoxu

Off to get my hair cut,
and afterwards,
my blouse will have to get the trimmed hair ends
washed out of it ... happens every time.


08 Jul 18 - 06:01 PM (#3936137)
Subject: RE: BS: This Thread Is Clothed
From: Steve Shaw

I wear a scruffy t-shirt when I'm getting my hair cut. Then, if it's warm, I turn the garden hose on my bare self (down, girls) then don a clean, bristle-free shirt. Or just have a shower. I will not spend the day all itchy and worrying that I might get bristles in me spag bol.