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08 Dec 16 - 12:49 PM (#3825288) Subject: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel geetar Ancestral DNA analysis for the whole family - oops The horse you came in with Pre Columbian figurine off the dark web A Partridge in a Pear tree. (a piece of wood - who will know) A patent for inexpensive toe hold maker for Concrete Walls. Light up nipple Xmas sweater Scents from around the World - variety pack. Red sweaty pants Cuddley Blanket |
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08 Dec 16 - 02:04 PM (#3825309) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Jack Campin The special issue of the New York Times reporting the assassination of Trump and his entire cabinet. |
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08 Dec 16 - 04:50 PM (#3825338) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel That was never proved, after all he bought his plane used and wasn't big on maintenance. |
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09 Dec 16 - 03:57 PM (#3825521) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel A Noble Prize Certificate for your sweetie for being noble. |
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09 Dec 16 - 04:52 PM (#3825534) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel Telomerase extenders affording an extra sixty years of life span. |
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09 Dec 16 - 07:48 PM (#3825557) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Mrrzy Do you mean telomere extenders? Extend the enzyme, die earlier, no? Which may be a gift to some... or for some... |
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09 Dec 16 - 08:17 PM (#3825561) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel CRISPER the end caps and replace with new telomere group of 8. Voila! 22nd century tech today. There is a risk of cancer however but hell its no guarantee like death. I have no idea how to do each and every cell all at once. Kinda sounds like repeal and replace huh? When you run out of the telomere "timers" you no longer will grow those cells anew. Its not about less, its about more. I did an Outer Limits short story about it before CRISPER |
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10 Dec 16 - 02:13 PM (#3825664) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Thompson A new and lovely bicycle Comfy bedsocks with rubbery circles on the soles A couple of fantastic books CDs of favourite bands' new music A snuggly handwoven woolen blanket |
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10 Dec 16 - 03:05 PM (#3825676) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Thompson By the way, the family DNA test, apart from landing a perhaps unwilling family into a DNA database that might be given to who knows what government or entity, might not be accurate at all. |
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10 Dec 16 - 08:13 PM (#3825728) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel A toaster - they have one that toasts an image of Jesus in every slice. |
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10 Dec 16 - 08:39 PM (#3825730) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Bee-dubya-ell It would go a long way toward fulfilling the prez-elect's promise to bring back coal jobs if every US parent were to give each of his/her children a good-sized lump of coal. Say, a lump about the size of a standard shipping container. |
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11 Dec 16 - 03:46 AM (#3825752) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Thompson Coal jobs? I remember when coal mining was a handy trope for most awful, degraded and hopeless job in the world. What about a collection of Victorian toys requiring skill and athleticism? A spinning-top with a whip, a hoop with a stick to bowl it along… |
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11 Dec 16 - 02:56 PM (#3825843) Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions From: Donuel My brother in law was a coal miner. The stories... |
