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14 Oct 10 - 03:06 PM (#3007032) Subject: Lyr Add: Springtime for right wings From: Donuel to the tune springtime for hitler intro... republicans had lost their way what a sad sad story needed a new party to restore its former glory Where oh where could it be they looked from sea to sea Dick Army looked around and then he found a group for you and me [and the white girls sing...] CHORUS and now its Springtime for right wings and tea parties Winter for Barak and Feds We will reload and threaten death We are all tired of massive debt (unless its yours) Springtime for Fox News and tea parties Right wing is happy and gay (no way) We're marching to a faster pace Look out here comes a whiter race. Springtime for right wings and Tea Parties Our lands a fine land once more Springtime for Big Oil and Multi nats Com' on big business go into your dance... spoken: Don't be stupid be a smarty come and join a new tea party Foreigners will give big bucks if we stiff those union f**ks Com'on now Don't be a jerk lets outsource all our work And now its Springtime for Big Banks and billionaires Lets all apologize to BP Springtime for Repubs and tea parties Means that Soon well be going We've got to be going You bet we'll be going You know we'll be going to WAR!! |
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15 Oct 10 - 02:23 PM (#3007929) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for right wings From: GUEST,Songbob Well, as a parody, it's not bad, but the scan sucks* in places, and I don't expect it'll be a hit anywhere soon. * Springtime for right wings and tea parties? Wouldn't that have to be sung as Springtime for right wings and teaparties (matching the original's "Germany" scan)? And what are "right wings?" "Wingnuts" would work better, sez I. Bob |
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04 Mar 17 - 08:48 AM (#3842796) Subject: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version) From: Donuel Edited Springtime for Hitler of movie version by Mel Brooks,Donuel note: very little was changed CHORUS: America was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me! LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER: And now it's... Springtime for Twitler and Wall Street cats Preibus is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Twitler and Generals White folks can hate folks AGAIN! Springtime for Twitler and Private schools Watch out, Muslims We're going on tour! Springtime for Twitler and America... CHORUS: Look, it's springtime LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: Winter for all Democrats CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER: Springtime for Twitler America CHORUS: Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! UBERTROOPER: Come on, you racists Go into your dance! UBERTROOPER "Jeff Sessions": I am raised on my own petard so they call me Beauregard. STORMTROOPER "MEL": Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Trumpist party! KELLYANN: The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming Reporter #1: Mr. President! REPORTER #2: Mr. President! LEAD TENOR BRIETBARTER: Mr. President! Springtime for TWITLER America REORTER#4: mr. president! DONALD: Not you, you're fake news I'm so huge Who's out to change our history Mr. President Raise your hand There's no one huger Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! CHORUS: Yes, you do! Donald: If you're looking for a wall, here's a World Class Wall I am huge No one is bigger than me CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Liberal's hair is on fire Donald: I won the election bigger and better CHORUS: Hooray! Every Republican now cheer... CHORUS: Every Republican now cheer ...stand and cheer! THE HEIL-LOs: The Donald is causing a Fuhrer! He's got those Russians in his hand They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Donald is causing a furor! Donald: I was a has been mogul I was just a tower resident Got a phone call from NBC Told me I was President Aliens were blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And did some Twitter rants Now the Radical Muslim terrorists are through Flynn: I am Flynn, I met my end! Manifort: I am Manifort, I'm a liar of sorts! DONALD: It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz I am YUGE Watch my show I've won the election big Dontcha know No more crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone now cheer to me Wonderful me! And now it's... CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Goose-step's the new step today DONALD: Springtime! Goose-steps! CHORUS MEN: Drones bombing from the skies again... BOOM BOOM BOOM CHORUS: America makes hate so great again Donald & CHORUS: Springtime for Twitler America Big Yachts are sailing once more Springtime for tWITLER and AmErIcA DONALD: Means we'll BE Grabbing You bet we'll be grabbing we'll be busy building a wall Donald & CHORUS: You know we'll be BUILDING a war!! (only tap dance was deleted in this movie version of lyrics) |
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05 Mar 17 - 12:52 AM (#3842936) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version) From: punkfolkrocker Trump is not an idiot.. he is not funny... dont waste time and energy on silly mocking songs.. he is a real threat.. he knows what he is capable of... |
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06 Mar 17 - 03:32 AM (#3843095) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version) From: BobL Adolf's similar qualities didn't stop us mocking him. No more a waste of time & energy than any other protest song, humorous or otherwise. |
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07 Mar 17 - 12:04 PM (#3843465) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Springtime for TWITLER (trump version) From: punkfolkrocker The internet and social media did not exist in the 1940s... that may be why the hitler pisstake songs that lived on in popular memory were catchy, pithy, and funny.. These days every wannabe satirist & 'comic' songwriter with access to a keyboard and bandwidth is saturating the internet social media outlets with a plethora of the most dire smug self indulgent shite being passed off as 'protest songs'... 😬 |
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24 Apr 25 - 10:50 PM (#4221567) Subject: ADD: Springtime for Elon From: Joe Offer And here's "Springtime for Elon": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvfIneIoAWw SPRINGTIME FOR ELON (Patrick Fitzgerald) Donald Trump was out of money, what a sad, sad tale Needed to win re-election to stay out of jail What was he to do? As his debt accrued? He looked around and then he found This oligarchic dude And now it's.. Springtime for Elon and the GOP Now we’re all happy (but not gay) Trump gobbles up all of those briber bucks He’ll blow up the country like some Cybertrucks Springtime for Elon and the GOP Winter for libs and Democrats Springtime for Elon and the GOP And we’ll throw in a few technocrats Springtime for Elon and the GOP Fascists begin to advance Springtime for Elon and the GOP Come on, Elon, go into your dance Don’t be a child, be an adult Come and join the MAGA cult Help us stop all these pretenders Pass a law for just two genders |
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24 Apr 25 - 10:53 PM (#4221568) Subject: RE: ADD: Springtime for Hitler Parodies (for Trump) From: Joe Offer And here's "Springtime for Trumpers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWro_MWmiXU |
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24 Apr 25 - 11:03 PM (#4221569) Subject: ADD: Springtime for Hitler From: Joe Offer Here's "Springtime for Hitler" from the 1968 The Producers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY And from the 2005 movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcy582OB9qk SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER (Mel Brooks??) [GERMANS] Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me [LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER] And now it's... Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Hitler and Germany [Chorus] Look, it's springtime [STORMTROOPER] Winter for Poland and France [STORMTROOPER, Chorus] Springtime for Hitler and Germany! [Chorus] Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! [LEAD STORMTROOPER] Come on, Germans Go into your dance! [Tap break] [STORMTROOPER "ROLF"] I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf [STORMTROOPER "MEL"] Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! [ULLA] The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming! [STORMTROOPER #1] Heil Hitler! [STORMTROOPER #2] Heil Hitler! [THREE STORMTROOPERS] Heil Hitler! [LEAD STORMTROOPER] Springtime for Hitler and Germany [ALL] Heil Hitler! [ROGER as Hitler] Heil myself Heil to me I'm the kraut Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! [Chorus] Yes, you do! [ROGER] If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two! Heil myself Raise your beer [Chorus] Jawohl! [ROGER] Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer [Chorus] Hooray! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi [ROGER] Heil myself! [Chorus] Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi [ROGER] Heil myself! [Chorus] Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi [ROGER] Stand and cheer! [HEIL-LOS] The Fuhrer is causing a furor! He's got those Russians on the run You gotta love that wacky hun! The Fuhrer is causing a furor They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Fuhrer is causing a furor! [ROGER] I was just a paper hanger No one more obscurer Got a phone call from the Reichstag Told me I was Fuhrer Germany was blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And conquered France Now Deutschland's smiling through! (spoken) But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... why I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag! And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor! (sung) It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz Heil myself Watch my show I'm the German Ethel Merman Dontcha know We are crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone sieg heil to me Wonderful me! And now it's... [ALL] Springtime for Hitler and Germany Goose-step's the new step today [MEN] Bombs falling from the skies again [ALL] Deutschland is on the rise again Springtime for Hitler and Germany U-boats are sailing once more Springtime for Hitler and Germany [ROGER] Means that [Chorus] Soon we'll be going [ROGER] We've got to be going [Chorus] You know we'll be going [ROGER] You bet we'll be going! [ALL] You know we'll be going to war! Source: https://genius.com/Mel-brooks-springtime-for-hitler-broadway-version-lyrics (unedited) |