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12 Aug 17 - 12:36 PM (#3871209) Subject: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Bonzo3legs To tell someone that he's a vegan!!!!!!!!!!! |
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12 Aug 17 - 01:14 PM (#3871216) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: leeneia Thanks, Bonzo. |
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12 Aug 17 - 04:23 PM (#3871250) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Mr Red to get to the greengrocer's (and his apostrophe) |
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12 Aug 17 - 05:18 PM (#3871258) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Pete from seven stars link To avoid he butchers ? |
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12 Aug 17 - 07:55 PM (#3871277) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Steve Shaw Because my house is on this side, I'd invited him to dinner not knowing he was a vegan, he told me he was a vegan so I told him to bugger off. His bus stop home was on the other side of the road. Simple. Tsk. |
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12 Aug 17 - 10:11 PM (#3871285) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: leeneia It's no problem for me if a vegan comes to dinner. All she has to do is like peanut-butter sandwiches. |
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12 Aug 17 - 10:58 PM (#3871291) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: punkfolkrocker ..and not have a nut allergy... |
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12 Aug 17 - 10:59 PM (#3871292) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Stilly River Sage Or cheese quesadillas. |
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13 Aug 17 - 01:18 AM (#3871299) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Gurney Do vegans eat cheese? Should 'vegans' be spelled with a capital? Bet they think so. |
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13 Aug 17 - 03:16 AM (#3871310) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: FreddyHeadey To ask the 'vegetarian' if milk and cheese are vegetables. |
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13 Aug 17 - 07:19 AM (#3871345) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Doug Chadwick To get away from all the people trying to make fun him. DC |
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13 Aug 17 - 07:21 AM (#3871346) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Doug Chadwick ... fun of him. |
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13 Aug 17 - 07:43 AM (#3871350) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor How many omnivores does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer to remain in the dark. |
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13 Aug 17 - 10:58 PM (#3871505) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Gurney Well, the dark ages anyway. But then, I'm a traddy. |
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14 Aug 17 - 05:53 AM (#3871550) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Mr Red Homo Sapiens is an omnivore. Not quite as dependent on animal protein as felines but it is as much a conceit to exclude meat as it is to balloon on it. 2.5 million years of evolution should tell you, we became intelligent by finding and preparing nutritious and rich sources of food. And gorged rarely. Those that eschew medicines and processed foods should ..................... think vitamin B12 at least. Tablets are, of course, not processed, nor are bean curds. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Vegetarians and vegans may live longer but they, as a class (average), spend time looking at their intake. Whereas all others are lumped in with those that are less than careful with food (and life!). There is evidence that reduced intake (careful now) can extend life, and vegetarians/vegans have to eat far more bulk to get the same energy equivalent it probably serves as a reduced intake regimen. I know that dancing on a breakfast of porridge for a week makes one weak. One sausage roll before 12 seems to redress the balance. Peanut butter? Pahhhhhhhhhhhh. Not in my religion! |
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14 Aug 17 - 07:32 AM (#3871569) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor Where's the punch line? |
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14 Aug 17 - 09:50 AM (#3871593) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Bill D It gets worse: now the poor vegans won't know which road to cross. Cauliflower 'rice'" " Cauliflower rice has been popping up in grocery freezer aisles and on the menu at restaurants nationwide, as an increasing number of health-conscious eaters look to curb their carb intake. The plant-based imitation food seems to be especially prevalent in Silicon Valley, where tech workers are cutting carbs and eating lots of fat in an attempt to lead longer, better lives. The rising popularity of the carb-light alternative to rice isn't making the rice industry happy. A rice lobby group said it may ask the US government to review its definition of rice in an effort to lessen the competition in cauliflower, Quartz reported. " |
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14 Aug 17 - 02:00 PM (#3871632) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Jon Freeman mm, initial quick search on this cauliflower rice told me "it is just like rice". We mostly use two rices here, basmati and arborio which, to me anyway, are sufficiently different to choose one to go with a curry and the other for a rissotto? |
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14 Aug 17 - 03:00 PM (#3871640) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Jim Carroll "Why did the vegan cross the road?" "Where's the punch line?" To meat a friend, maybe!!! Jim Carroll |
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14 Aug 17 - 03:07 PM (#3871641) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor Good one, Jim. Here's a question I get asked occasionally. |
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15 Aug 17 - 05:24 AM (#3871700) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Jim Carroll "Good one, Jim." Maybe I should have said "To meat a friend and chew the fat" You never think of these things at the time, do you? Jim Carroll |
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15 Aug 17 - 10:32 AM (#3871763) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: leeneia I agree, Mr. Red. The nervous system needs B vitamins, and B vitamins don't come from plants. |
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15 Aug 17 - 06:48 PM (#3871850) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude Cause the grass is always greener on the other side of the road |
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15 Aug 17 - 06:54 PM (#3871851) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Jon Freeman The meat eater chalked a nought? |
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15 Aug 17 - 07:04 PM (#3871852) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Steve Shaw B vitamins do come from plants. The only real exception is vitamin B12. |
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15 Aug 17 - 07:57 PM (#3871856) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Donuel If you are more than 10 lbs overweight you are a vegan candidate. If only they invented Pastrami Broccoli, Brisket Biscuits, Fake Steak, Rib Eye Fish eyes, Pork Shoulder veg boulder, Venison Cinnamon bacon, made from all veggies and the right flavor proteins. Adding flavor proteins is what Mc Donalds does to make all their burgers taste identical no matter where you are. |
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15 Aug 17 - 08:48 PM (#3871862) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude Because that's where BBurger King is |
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15 Aug 17 - 08:58 PM (#3871864) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor Yep, vegans and veggies need to be sure to get their B-12. |
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15 Aug 17 - 11:24 PM (#3871869) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude I like moose :) ♥ ♥ ♥ |
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16 Aug 17 - 04:42 AM (#3871889) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor Check out this moose. |
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16 Aug 17 - 10:29 PM (#3872074) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude Wow white moose.. Awesome |
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17 Aug 17 - 03:05 AM (#3872090) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Mr Red UK 'Catters might say "The vegan crossed the road to make a Quorny punchline". |
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18 Aug 17 - 06:52 PM (#3872448) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gnu To get the chicken... or the egg. But, which came first? |
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20 Aug 17 - 02:50 PM (#3872801) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Mr Red une eouf une eouf |
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20 Aug 17 - 05:33 PM (#3872835) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Stanron Mr Red wrote: une eoufIsn't that une eouf short of an omlette, or is une eouf une eouf? |
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20 Aug 17 - 06:25 PM (#3872837) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: Steve Shaw French eggs were never ladies. Why does a Frenchman never have two eggs for breakfast? Because to a Frenchman one egg is un oeuf. . |
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20 Aug 17 - 10:19 PM (#3872866) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude Crossed the road to fight the crow for the apple core |
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21 Aug 17 - 04:16 AM (#3872896) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: gillymor To try out his new hemp shoes. |
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21 Aug 17 - 09:33 PM (#3873036) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: olddude To enjoy tree bark with the beaver |
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22 Aug 17 - 08:01 AM (#3873101) Subject: RE: BS: Why did the vegan cross the road? From: punkfolkrocker .. because the chicken farted and blew him across the road.... [though apparently there are fat vegans in existence in significant numbers, so that blows that stereotype....] [also, the champion body builder who ran the gym I trained in in east london 20 years ago insisted it was impossible for vegans to be body builders.. again, another false sterotype..] |
