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Song Challenge: Retrieving the Poo

06 Sep 17 - 05:02 AM (#3875447)
Subject: Song Challenge: Retrieving the Poo
From: Jack Campin

This is something like a mashup of The Sick Note and The Wife of Bath's Tale. There's got to be a song in it...

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/96544885 (less detail but might be around longer)


06 Sep 17 - 10:20 AM (#3875489)
Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Retrieving the Poo
From: Georgiansilver

She came to me, looking so downhearted,
And sort of shy, like she might have farted.
She told that me she had just done a poo,
But that it had not gone, down the loo.
.
In tissue wrapped she decided to throw,
Her deposit from the bathroom window.
Her days was just not a great day of luck,
Whilst retrieving the poo she got quite 'stuck'.

Anyone want to carry on~?    Several folkie tunes available for this one.