Looking for lyrics for a rugby song

10 Oct 17 - 07:21 PM (#3881434)
Subject: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Johnnyboy

I have found your thread with the lyrics to "Blazing Away" to bring back many memories. This led me to think of a rugby song which was set to the tune of an opera which featured a drinking song (i think)
but the lyrics were changed to sing about masturbation. The only line I ca remember is
" pushed it pulled, banged it off the wall "
followed with:
"da da, da da, couldn't come at all"

It finishes with
"Some may say that making love is grand
Me. I prefer to take it in the hand"

Hopefully, someone will know this.

Johnnyboy

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10 Oct 17 - 07:29 PM (#3881437)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Gallus Moll

hahahahahahahaah!!!!!!

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10 Oct 17 - 07:43 PM (#3881439)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons

Here's one version.
But the tune is Funiculi Funicula.

Cheers

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10 Oct 17 - 07:45 PM (#3881440)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons

The above link is not how I recall it, but it was a long time ago.

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11 Oct 17 - 01:51 AM (#3881457)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Joe Offer

That doesn't help at all, garg. Our search engine is down, so we need all the help we can get. Give us thread numbers, or song numbers in the Digital Tradition.
T'anks.
-Joe-

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11 Oct 17 - 03:42 AM (#3881475)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Nigel Parsons

There's a bit more Here
But like Garg's two noted posts, appears only to be a limited version.

I seem to remember it being longer. (oo-er missus)

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11 Oct 17 - 04:31 AM (#3881484)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Iains

Funiculi, Funicula
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it twice.
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
It felt so good;
I knew it would.
You should see me working on the short strokes.
I use my hand;
It's really grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes.
I use my feet;
It's really neat.

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!



Funicula, Funiculu
Unknown

Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
It felt so nice;
I did it thrice.
Last night I stayed up late to rub my clit.
It was a hit;
My fingers fit.
You should see me working with my dildo.
I use it slow;
How deep I go.
You should see me use my good vibrator.
I use it fast;
I rarely last.

Stroke it! Poke it! Work it in and out!
Squeeze it! Please it! Hear me scream and shout!

I'm hot to trot, but if you're not, it hits the spot to tweak my twat!
Ladies do it too. Funiculi, funiculu!

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11 Oct 17 - 05:41 PM (#3881637)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Dave Hunt

Last night I lay in bed pullin' me plonker
It did me good
I knew it would
Tonight i will repeat the operation
I think I should
I'll pull me pud

I abused it, misused it, banged it on the floor
The more that I abused it the more it asked for more
for more for more, for more, for more, for more, for more,
The more that I abused it the more it asked for more

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12 Oct 17 - 09:21 AM (#3881779)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Georgiansilver

Last night, I contemplated masturbation,
I thought it would.... do me good.
Tonight I shall repeat the operation,
I never tire... of pulling my wire.
First you give it a short stroke,
Round and round and round and round and round and round,
Then, you give it a long stroke,
Up and down, up and down, up and down.
And then you ease it squeeze it, slap it on the floor,
Spank it, wank it, rub it up the door.
Some people say that sexual intercourse is absolutely grand
Buuuuut, for personal satisfaction I prefer to use my hand.


Great memories of my rugby playing days. Cheers.

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12 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM (#3881874)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST,Johnnybiy

Guys (and gals)

Thanks for that, my memories of this song are a conglomeration of everything that was mentioned above.

Just spent the last half hour laughing to myself.

Cheers, will keep visiting your site

All the best

Johnnyboy

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15 Mar 23 - 02:30 AM (#4167584)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: GUEST

From my distant memory...Sung to an opera tune I recall.
Last night, I comtemplated masturbation,
It did me good, I knew it would.
Tonight, I will repeat the operation
I have a desire, to pull my wire.
Ease it, squeeze it, bang it on the floor!
Punch it, crunch it, catch it in the door
Some people say that sexual intercourse is grand
But for personal satisfaction I would rather use my hand!

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15 Mar 23 - 11:06 AM (#4167624)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Charmion

Guest of 15 March at 0230 hr, the tune you’re looking for is “Funiculi, Funiculà”. I think the second-last line is missing a word; it doesn’t quite scan

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15 Mar 23 - 11:15 AM (#4167625)
Subject: RE: Looking for lyrics for a rugby song
From: Steve Shaw

I think the tune in question was written to celebrate the inauguration of the funicular railway up Vesuvius (later destroyed by an eruption). There are plenty of "eruptions" referred to in this thread so I suppose it's appropriate!

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