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19 Oct 17 - 09:37 AM (#3883280) Subject: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Jack Campin There has simply GOT to be an adaptation of one of the classic whorehouse ballads to fit this: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/sex-doll-brothel-germany-open-plastic-prostitute-dortmund-bordoll-a8008751.html "he was her man, but he let her down..."? |
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19 Oct 17 - 11:39 AM (#3883304) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Mrrzy So the town drunk is staggering up the brothel steps, and the quick-thinkiing madam, who knew none of her girls would go for this, runs up to the attic and stick a fuck-doll in the bed. She gets someone to stagger him up the stairs and is about to relax when he comes back down again. Wasn't she to your liking? Asks the madam. I dunno, slurs the drunk, I bit her on the tit, and she farted and flew out the window! |
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19 Oct 17 - 11:45 AM (#3883307) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons Nice oldie Mrrzy. Let's kick off with a single verse. For those who don't recognise it, I put a comment in this week with a mondegreen of 'Velia' from Franz Lehar's "Merry Widow". This is based on "Maxim's" from the same source: I always thought it grand, To take myself in hand. But now I prefer plastic, With morals quite elastic. Lolo, Dodo, Jou-Jou, Cloclo, Margot, Frou-Frou, They come, all shapes and sizes, I?m sure there?s one for you. |
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19 Oct 17 - 11:58 AM (#3883310) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons Continuing that theme, and tune: I like a certain size, Quite rounded at the thighs. The beauty of these dear things, Will not be marred by piercings. A nice uncluttered vee, At Cupid's mound I see. It's nice to know that 'there' Is never hid by hair. Okay, I had problems with apostrophes in the first verse. Back to using 'preview'. |
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19 Oct 17 - 12:05 PM (#3883313) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons Revising the first verse. (to better match the original): I?m going to Maxim?s, Where all the girls are dreams. Their poses are dramatic, Their curves are quite pneumatic. Lolo, Dodo, Jou-Jou, Cloclo, Margot, Frou-Frou, They come, all shapes and sizes, I?m sure there?s one for you. |
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19 Oct 17 - 12:08 PM (#3883314) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons Try again: I'm going to Maxim's, Where all the girls are dreams. Their poses are dramatic, Their curves are quite pneumatic. Lolo, Dodo, Jou-Jou, Cloclo, Margot, Frou-Frou, They come, all shapes and sizes, I'm sure there's one for you. |
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19 Oct 17 - 12:09 PM (#3883315) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons The music for that first verse can be seen :Here |
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19 Oct 17 - 12:23 PM (#3883317) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Mrrzy Love the names. All the girls are willing And costing but a shilling You keep one in the attic And one peripatattic They really are quite easy You needn't buy them pease-y Just blow one up and then She'll blow you back again! |
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19 Oct 17 - 12:27 PM (#3883318) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Nigel Parsons The names were from the original song in "Merry Widow" |
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19 Oct 17 - 03:40 PM (#3883355) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: the sex doll brothel From: Steve Gardham When the paint begins to fade Then it's time you should upgrade When the plastic's turning brittle It's like knocking off a skittle. You need plenty of patches To cover up the scratches But when she gets too thin, Then it's in recycle bin! |