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BS: A three foot willy.. Omg

27 Oct 17 - 12:18 PM (#3885093)
Subject: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: olddude

http://nypost.com/2017/10/26/man-enjoys-life-after-losing-3-foot-long-penis/amp/

I would buy a hospital gown and wear it backwords


27 Oct 17 - 01:12 PM (#3885106)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Jeri

Really fucking funny...
Here's a YouTube about what causes it. Now, doesn't it make you want to contract that?

I remember interviewing a guy who thought his repeated gonorrhea infections were just great, because the "ladies liked the scarring". That was pretty funny, too.

Ha
ha


27 Oct 17 - 03:45 PM (#3885140)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: olddude

Kill joy... Dang jeri


27 Oct 17 - 03:54 PM (#3885142)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons

From sometime back, in school:

"My brother Billy had a three foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only two foot four."

No tune that I recall. Just a recitation.


27 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM (#3885161)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Bill D

"Isn't that water cold?"

"Yes, but it's not very deep."


28 Oct 17 - 12:12 AM (#3885205)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Ebbie

For your edification: An oosik is routinely a couple of feet long. Of course, most walruses are bigger than most men.


28 Oct 17 - 04:48 AM (#3885227)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons

Continued from above: (new verses)

Billy had an accident, and broke his leg.
They dressed it with gauze and lint,
Gave him a picture book of naked girls
And used his willy for a splint.

The night nurse gave it a blanket bath-
For fun, and she did it again.
She said "He won't remember, he just passed-out
From lack of blood to the brain."


28 Oct 17 - 07:20 AM (#3885255)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Long Firm Freddie

I've always heard Nigel's verse at 03:54pm sung to The Happy Wanderer (valderi-valdera) Though the dimensions were ten foot reducing to five foot four.

LFF


28 Oct 17 - 10:05 AM (#3885269)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Jeri

Ebbie, now my brain is singing "bony fingers" with a different noun.
Bad brain!
(Must leave town before I write the whole parody)


28 Oct 17 - 10:18 AM (#3885271)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Mrrzy

Ow.   Just, ow. Elephantiasis has a lot to answer for. Balls that weigh almost a stone? Ouch, with every step.


28 Oct 17 - 10:40 AM (#3885275)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Donuel

Pictures of 3 foot willys are depicted in mosaics found in the excavation of a wealthy home in ancient Pompei.


28 Oct 17 - 11:57 AM (#3885278)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: frogprince

I had a co-worker named James who was three feet nine and a half inches long.


28 Oct 17 - 12:01 PM (#3885279)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Gda Music

I was sitting in the pub one day enjoying a quiet pint when a big fellow came in with a parrot perched on his shoulder He had with him a short statured male companion who was struggling to carry a big bag seemingly stuffed full of cash. They both got to the bar and ordered drinks for everybody in the pub and to keep them coming!. Lovely, all well and good but someone eventually had to ask him what was the celebration?. It turned out that somewhere along the line he had been granted 3 wishes and had been stuck with them ever since. His first was that he should always have a bird on his arm, 2nd to have a never ending supply of 5 pound notes and his final wish was to have a 3 foot prick.

GJ


28 Oct 17 - 12:36 PM (#3885281)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Steve Shaw

I gave a mate of mine a set of place mats featuring those pics, Donuel.


29 Oct 17 - 07:05 AM (#3885388)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Richard Bridge

I remember a tune for that verse too, but it wasn?t the one named above


29 Oct 17 - 05:20 PM (#3885523)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome

My brother Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four.

DtG


30 Oct 17 - 04:45 AM (#3885594)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons

Anyway,
I saw this man walk out of the sea with a three-footer hanging down in front. I couldn't help staring.
he came up to me and said:
"What are you staring at? Doesn't yours shrink when it gets cold?"


30 Oct 17 - 05:20 AM (#3885603)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome

Wizards apprentice watching his master through the keyhole. Wizard is stood naked in from of a mirror and chants 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my willy three feet tall. Lo and behold his willy grows to three feet tall. Apprentice thinks "I'll give that a try" so when his master goes out he sneaks in the room, pinches the mirror and hangs it on a hook behind the door in his own room. He strips naked and stands in front of the mirror but realises he has to modify the chant slightly. "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my willy touch the floor."

And his legs fell off.

:D tG


30 Oct 17 - 05:35 AM (#3885608)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Nigel Parsons

It's a shame that threads are separated above/below the line.

We'll never get the chance to add in the Thread Name game

A three foot willy..
Dick Miles Nov 3 2017

Well I found it funny.


30 Oct 17 - 03:40 PM (#3885757)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: frogprince

It was Willy,
My darling Willy,
what got drownded in the deep blue sea...


30 Oct 17 - 03:50 PM (#3885760)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Dave the Gnome

They took my Willy from me
Likewise his brothers three

(From the famous DIY song. Polycell, oh Polycell, the grouting's now begun)

DtG


31 Oct 17 - 06:42 PM (#3886052)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: keberoxu

following on from Nigel Parsons' post:

not to mention the above-the-line thread,
Songs About That Thing


01 Nov 17 - 08:36 AM (#3886174)
Subject: RE: BS: A three foot willy.. Omg
From: Georgiansilver

I remember standing doing my thing at a urinal when this guy rushed in looking flushed and exhausted. He took it out and flopped this huge appendage into the urinal, saying 'Whew!!! Just made it!' I said 'Can you make me one like it'????!!!!