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20 Dec 99 - 11:19 AM (#151918) Subject: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th From: Mbo Here's today's installment: "Men are like bagpipes; no sound comes from them 'till they're full." --Irish Proverb "A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank rolls smaller, homes happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." --Anonymous "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years." --Mark Twain --Mbo |
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20 Dec 99 - 01:03 PM (#151981) Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th From: Ringer Thanks, Mbo. |
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20 Dec 99 - 01:10 PM (#151984) Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th From: MMario The annotated version: Men are like bagpipes;puffed up, full of hot air and given to a lot of whineing -name changed to protect the innocent- A baby will make days longer, nights much, MUCH shorter, bank rolls nonexistant, homes shabbier, the past sweeter, and the future. |
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20 Dec 99 - 02:45 PM (#152031) Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th From: Wincing Devil 1. Women: Can't live with 'em, the law frowns on it when you shove 'em down a elevator shaft. 2. I positively LOVE chidren! (Broiled, roasted or stewed!) 3. Teenagers of the World! Leave home know while you still know everything! |