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Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd

22 Dec 99 - 11:08 AM (#152905)
Subject: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: Mbo

Hooray! Happy Birthday, Puccini! Here's today's quoteS:

"Don't worry about your beard when your head is about to be taken."
--Sun Tzu from "The Art Of War"

"...And everyone was happy, except those who had to mow the lawns."
--J.R.R. Tolkien from "The Return of The King"

"...But Sir, I can only swim in lakes!"
(Said by Blaisois when forced to jump into the English Channel from a boat set to explode.)
--Alexandre Dumas from "Twenty Years After"

--Mbo


22 Dec 99 - 11:23 AM (#152913)
Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: catspaw49

What the fock is this Meebo? Its WINTER here in the Northern Hemisphere. Lokks like a checklist for a summer day.........

1. Try to shave without any excess bloodletting.

2. Wife threatens decapitation for not cutting the grass.

3. Cut the grass.

4. Take kids swimming.

Spaw


22 Dec 99 - 11:27 AM (#152915)
Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: MMario

'Spaw - you were lookin' for a cold shower. Dip in the lake would do about now, too....


22 Dec 99 - 11:30 AM (#152918)
Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: catspaw49

If NY is anything like Ohio today, a dip in the lake would snap off "Joe Smackers" at the root.

Spaw


22 Dec 99 - 11:36 AM (#152922)
Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: Big Mick

Jump in the lake????????????? Me and Big Ed are going to stay by the fire.............


22 Dec 99 - 12:12 PM (#152932)
Subject: RE: Mbo's QuoteS O' The Day--Dec 22nd
From: bseed(charleskratz)

geez. what a couple of dorks--give you the feeblest excuse and you drag 'em out and start bragging about 'em. old PeePee* would never resort to such exhibitionism.

--seed

*PrehensilePud