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BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....

20 Sep 18 - 02:56 AM (#3951697)
Subject: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

Brexit.

Unilever doesn't know yet if it will shift production to the continent.

WTF?


20 Sep 18 - 03:42 AM (#3951700)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

Stockpile the stuff immediately. (I love Marmite, but one only needs a smidgeon at a time, so a stockpile of, say, ten jars would see one out of this life.)
By the way, what happened to the proposal that the French would be producing our new blue British passports?


20 Sep 18 - 03:55 AM (#3951706)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

true blue, but not true British...............


20 Sep 18 - 04:06 AM (#3951712)
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From: Iains

As far as I am aware the shift of Corporate headquarters to the Netherlands is by no means a certainty, so I suspect threats of shifting production are merely just threats.

A link would be useful

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3390575-fight-unilevers-headquarters-shift


20 Sep 18 - 04:16 AM (#3951715)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

I stockpiled marmite several years ago when they decided to introduce up-side-down squeezy bottles and for THEIR convenience made all the marmite soft enough to 'squeeze'. It no longer had that nice firm untouched surface when you opened a new jar. Do those squeezy bottles still exist or have they been totally rejected by marmite lovers?


20 Sep 18 - 04:25 AM (#3951719)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

I ain't the shift in headquarters that was reported, it was the shift in production. The BBC were careful to say Unilever were considering.

Think about it - make it in Europe and European sales will be affected by any tariffs. Whereas in the UK consumption isn't about how much it costs. We are talking about a religion after all..........

Me? A Marmite atheist, devout atheist too.


20 Sep 18 - 04:33 AM (#3951721)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

I thought they still had the traditional jars, with bizarre names instead of the word Marmite.

Ya gotta give them marketing guys credit. The brand is so well known they can muck about with the label and everyone knows they are buying the genuine article (made wherever) or saving their money (and palette).

And just to annoy traditionaists, don't they get their yeast from Burton Breweries, the biggest of which is now American - Coors.

Coors blimey mate. Marmite comes from America.............


20 Sep 18 - 04:34 AM (#3951723)
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From: Dave the Gnome

Marmite rules! No need to stockpile. If production is moved to the EU I suspect that the UK will not apply tariffs on its import but if it stays in the UK, the EU will apply tariffs on imports to there. Sadly one of the effects of brexit may be this type of job loss.


20 Sep 18 - 05:35 AM (#3951736)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: vectis

Marmite is made under licence here in New Zealand and the local version tastes like total shite. If production moves it WILL taste different and they will lose umpteen customers. They have to import the original English stuff here under the ÖurMate"brand to satisfy the ex pats here who can't stand the ersatz local stuff.


20 Sep 18 - 07:53 AM (#3951757)
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From: Bonzo3legs

I would only consider stockpiling Dulce de Leche!!!


22 Sep 18 - 03:23 AM (#3952094)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

Marmite is made under licence here in New Zealand and the local version tastes like total shite.

Just like Cadburys Creme Eggs apparently, made in Eastern Europe and just not the same now.


23 Sep 18 - 06:36 AM (#3952262)
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From: Bugsy

VEGEMITE RULES!!!!

Cheers

Bugsy


23 Sep 18 - 08:31 AM (#3952274)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Iains

"I ain't the shift in headquarters that was reported, it was the shift in production."

wots below then scotch mist?


https://www.irishtimes.com/business/unilever-s-exit-from-london-is-loaded-with-brexit-symbolism-1.3637479


23 Sep 18 - 01:45 PM (#3952328)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: robomatic

Stuff Changes:

Imperial Leather Soap hit the skids long ago. I think there's a soap made in the third world that purports to be like the original, but ain't.
The only marmite I will accept is Sanitarium Brand from NZ. I have a jar that dates back to the late 70s and I think the stuff inside has crusted through.

Yeah, stuff changes. Soon the cars will drive us (and about time, we've got youtubes to watch!)


25 Sep 18 - 03:56 AM (#3952648)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

So -

You either love changes or you hate changes.

"Soon the cars will drive us" And it has taken a few year for the pundits to come to the conclusion that persons driving cars will take liberties, expecting the self-driven to give way. The laptop on the lap will be a floortop and not all together - er all together! And kids on bikes today play games with buses - that will become a fad in the mixed traffic of tomorrow. There will be deaths, and the self-driving car will be blamed.

Changes are not entirely to be welcomed. They are to be thought through. In an ideal world. But not this one!


26 Sep 18 - 02:54 AM (#3952876)
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From: BobL

persons driving cars will take liberties, expecting the self-driven to give way

Just like they do with people-driven cars. No change there then.


26 Sep 18 - 03:17 AM (#3952880)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

One change - there will be more kids tempting the algorithms until a spate of serious accidents ensue.
Like shopping spilling to the floor and the Marmite crushed under the force - that is the tragedy (or not).

And the blame game will point to the manufacturers. Always the other guy anyway.


27 Sep 18 - 03:54 PM (#3953253)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Tattie Bogle

Best way to eat/ appreciate Marmite is to spread it thinly on toast underneath either scrambled or poached eggs! Fab! Add baked beans if you must.
Otherwise it has become a (deomcratic?) thing - Love it or loathe it.
Or irrepressibly associated with that Marmitevellous song, "The gravy's with the Bovril, and the Marmite's with the jam".


27 Sep 18 - 04:05 PM (#3953254)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

Just spread it thinly on fresh bread or toast with lots of butter.
(Works with vegemite as well.)


27 Sep 18 - 04:06 PM (#3953255)
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From: Jon Freeman

I hate eggs.

Take some left over mash and heat with a touch of oil in frying pan. Make some toast and spread with Marmite (butter or whatever first if you wish). Put the pototo stuff on the toast, adding more marmite, and/or cheese on top and grill a little.


27 Sep 18 - 04:36 PM (#3953258)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

That sounds good. How about adding some chopped chives or parsley or any fresh herb(s) you have handy to the mash first?


27 Sep 18 - 04:40 PM (#3953259)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jon Freeman

Adapt as you wish Jos, your suggestions sound good.


28 Sep 18 - 08:10 PM (#3953512)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Tattie Bogle


28 Sep 18 - 08:14 PM (#3953514)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Tattie Bogle

Not sure how that blank post happened: it just submitted without my say-so!

Not a fan of mashed potato. I'll stick to my eggs with Marmite underneath!


29 Sep 18 - 12:02 PM (#3953612)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Mr Red

throw in some garlic so I can hate it some more............


29 Sep 18 - 12:08 PM (#3953613)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

My Irish Auntie Lily (the one who always had a fag magically attached to her lower lip while she talked, with the ash ready to drop - Fag Ash Lil in fact!) used to add a smidgeon of Marmite to mince/beef casserole/hot pot etc. She said it 'gave it flavour' which it did, but I can't say I liked it.
My mother never did this and her cooking was excellent.


29 Sep 18 - 04:34 PM (#3953663)
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From: Tattie Bogle

Aha,Senofou, my husband does this to the gravy every time I make any: while I like Marmite generally, I DO NOT want it added to perfectly good gravy, so I always have to take mine first before he goes and adulterates it!


29 Sep 18 - 04:46 PM (#3953666)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

I like the natural taste of the meat juices Tattie. Like you, I don't appreciate stuff like Marmite being added. I like it on bread, toast, crackers etc. but NOT in gravy!
My mother (who was Auntie Lily's sister) used to wonder if all those cigarettes (she smoked 50 a day!!) had blunted Auntie's taste buds, so that she was seeking a stronger flavour for her cookery. Neither of my parents ever smoked, so our taste buds were in good shape.


29 Sep 18 - 05:36 PM (#3953675)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

I too make my gravy with the meat juices - I just can't see the point of Bisto or similar concoctions. If I have vegetarians to feed, I make a sauce based on butter and the liquid from the cooking vegetables.
I smoked about five and a half cigarettes in my teens, but am no more tempted to try any more than I am to use Bisto.


29 Sep 18 - 06:09 PM (#3953682)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: olddude

What is marmite? I object to this thread I feel marmite is a living thing whatever it is and hunting it is perverse


29 Sep 18 - 06:30 PM (#3953686)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: olddude

Then putting it whatever it is in a jar, oh the humanity


29 Sep 18 - 06:39 PM (#3953688)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

Hahaha olddude! I can imagine a children's book, 'The Hunting Of The Marmite'! Hiding behind a tree and shooting the jars as they gallop past.

When as a child I first looked at the ingredients listed on the jars, I was surprised to see it was entirely vegetarian. It doesn't contain any meat, just salt, yeast and vegetable extract. Probably not terribly good for the health.

Whereas Bovril HAS got meat in it, as well as the ubiquitous salt, yeast and additives.


30 Sep 18 - 07:26 AM (#3953765)
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From: The Sandman

marmite is excellent for health it contains b vitamins.


30 Sep 18 - 07:35 AM (#3953768)
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From: Senoufou

That's good news Sandman. Especially the folic acid and vitamin B12. (I just looked it up)
I hate Bovril. And cocoa. And I'm not too mad about peanut butter. (Husband adds vast quantities to his Spicy Horror pot)


30 Sep 18 - 07:36 AM (#3953770)
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From: The Sandman

INGREDIENTS.
    NIACIN (nicotinic acid, vitamin B3, C6H5NO2)
    VITAMIN B12 (cobalamin, C63H88N14O14P)
    SALT (sodium chloride)
    RIBOFLAVIN (E101, vitamin B2, C17H20N4O6)
    YEAST EXTRACT (E620, C5H9NO4)
    FOLIC ACID (folate, vitamin B9, C19H19N7O6)
    VEGETABLE EXTRACT.


30 Sep 18 - 08:11 AM (#3953780)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

That's all good stuff (except perhaps the salt)

I wonder if people who love Marmite actually do so because it brings back fond memories of their childhoods? I love cod liver oil (!) because my mother would dose us every day with a teaspoonful. And I adored Tizer, cheddar cheese on toast, scrambled eggs, bubble-and-squeak, tinned sardines... all Post-War goodies during the fifties.


30 Sep 18 - 09:26 AM (#3953790)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: The Sandman

however bovril might possibly contain cheap or possibly inferior meat, which might possibly be worse than salt


30 Sep 18 - 09:56 AM (#3953798)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

"Tizer, cheddar cheese on toast, scrambled eggs, bubble-and-squeak, tinned sardines"
I still eat most of those, though I have sardines less often as they seem to 'hang around'. We had tinned pilchards regularly as well, and fish paste, 'luncheon meat', tinned peaches and tinned pineapple.
However, Tizer is now horrible. They have obviously changed the recipe.
Remembering these reminds me of time spent in a student hostel in the 1960s in Barcelona. One day one of the Spanish students said he had a special treat - something English he had come across in a shop, called 'esseleethedd peenay applay' - it took us a little time to work out what it was.


30 Sep 18 - 12:23 PM (#3953844)
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From: Senoufou

Sliced pineapple? Haahahahahahaa!

I agree, Tizer is now revolting. Too sweet and sickly.


01 Oct 18 - 08:48 PM (#3954131)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: ripov

"Bubble" is still so popular that if you ask for it in a proper cafe it has probably run out; although many cafe's with foreign proprietors sell a strange imitation, with peas and other veg instead of cabbage, and fried in oil (or butter in better class establishments).
Try a spot of Marmite in whatever you use for frying now that bacon has no usable fat. Wonderful for mushrooms.
Incidently, does anyone know what "Bubble" is actually slang for?


02 Oct 18 - 02:50 AM (#3954146)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: The Sandman

Bubble, they call this dish, and squeak." ... "Bubble and Squeak, beef and cabbage fried together. It is so called from its bubbling up and squeaking whilst over the fire."


02 Oct 18 - 06:43 AM (#3954178)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

I forgot to mention good old Bird's Custard Powder. I still use that to make lovely custard to pour on a rhubarb crumble or an apple pie. It's the only type of sauce I'd choose over fresh double cream.
(But I usually whisk in some cream into the custard after it's thickened!)


03 Oct 18 - 11:02 AM (#3954399)
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From: Jon Freeman

Sen the most commonly made sauce at home is a strong cheese one to go with brassica or leeks and I'd not swap that for cream!

I can prefer the Birds custard powder to a tin especially for a fruit crumble or a syrup sponge (can't remember the last time Pip made one - I should learn...) but mostly opt for the tinned stuff, often through laziness, though I'd prefer the latter with a fruit salad.

I microwave the powder these days and cocked it up last time. It was so thick that a builders trowel would have been a better tool than a spoon to eat it with. Sill it's better than what can happen with the saucepan method if you are careless (or perhaps use a cheap thin tinny pan). The slightest bit of burn and the whole pan full is ruined.

As for cream and custard, I like that but would do it differently. I'd rather put the pot/jug out and pour (or let others pour) a bit of cream on top of the custard and, personally would have more "creamier" mouthfuls and more "custardy" mouthfuls.


03 Oct 18 - 12:04 PM (#3954413)
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From: Senoufou

I have a very thick, non-stick pan Jon, and use a plastic fish slice to stir the custard on the bottom. I use the same pan to make strong cheese sauce, then guess what I add after the cheese sauce has thickened?
I can't think why I don't seem to lose weight... :)


03 Oct 18 - 12:10 PM (#3954415)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

"I can prefer the Birds custard powder to a tin ... but mostly opt for the tinned stuff, often through laziness..."

I thought the custard powder was for people who are too lazy to make custard using milk/cream and eggs.

When I was a child we used to go to Weymouth, and along the beach at the pebbly part there was a place where you could get trays of tea (proper cups, no plastic) and ice cream that smelled and tasted like Birds custard. Maybe that's what they made it out of.


03 Oct 18 - 12:25 PM (#3954418)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jon Freeman

On the ice cream bit:

I've some vague memory of someone commenting elsewhere years ago that he liked the Mr Whippy as a child and later felt guilty as he learned this did not use cream and used a veg oil and he had a local Italian place making the proper stuff. Or something along those lines.

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03 Oct 18 - 12:50 PM (#3954428)
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From: Jack Campin

Isn't Marmite a byproduct of beer production?

I don't remember what the NZ version tasted like, but NZ beer is truly disgusting, so that would figure.

I don't think the Sanitarium one was called Marmite. Sanitarium in NZ is the food-biz wing of the Seventh Day Adventists. We had SDA neighbours when I was a kid and they used to get a monthly truckload of Sanitarium products delivered. I don't recall ever seeing them eat so I don't know what they did with it all.


03 Oct 18 - 01:37 PM (#3954442)
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From: Jon Freeman

I've probably commented on this before, Jack but can't see a mention in this thread so apologies if I've missed a post.

I am not aware of a NZ product but was aware of the oz Vegemite vs UK Marmite debates. I got "brother in oz" to send me a jar of the "proper" Vegemite. As far as I'm concerned, that while a touch different in texture and taste, the two are interchangeable and if say I was in Australia, I'd not be on a quest to find Marmite.

I think it's all "beer sludge" and can only guess that NZ's own version would also be similar.

--
Possibly funny btw though, the way some products can change. I can't remember what it was but some sort of probably globally Nestle add milk drink. "niece in oz" managed to get some of the Australian stuff and a puzzled me did find a wikipedia page saying it used different "recipes" for different areas...

---
Also btw, is it me or did Cadburys Dairy Milk and their buttons change taste after what started with an American take over? Maybe a change in my palate but they seem to have a sort of "sickliness" in taste these days compared with what I remember.


03 Oct 18 - 01:47 PM (#3954450)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

I'm glad to see that Kelly's Cornish ice-dream contains real cream, milk and vanilla. I love Kelly's.
I think Marmite contains yeast extract, so it might well be a by-product of beer production.
I could easily make 'real' custard Jos, but it's the nostalgia that makes me keep on with Bird's.


03 Oct 18 - 01:50 PM (#3954452)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

Yes Jon. Cadbury's chocolate is now disgusting. Hershey is now the company that makes it, and I reckon they've changed the ingredients.


03 Oct 18 - 02:02 PM (#3954460)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Dave the Gnome

I think it is still true (for now!) that all Marmite is produced at Burton on Trent, once the beer production capital of the UK.


03 Oct 18 - 02:51 PM (#3954485)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jon Freeman

Kellys is the supermarket choice here to Sen. Ever tried (given where you are) Ronaldo Not had one in years but they have a shop in Sherringham for one place and make really nice stuff.


03 Oct 18 - 03:08 PM (#3954491)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Senoufou

Oooh yes Jon, we know Ronaldo's in Sheringham very well. On our way down to the sea, we always stop at their little window and get two vanilla cones. Then we lean on the sea wall (with those lovely pictures of historic times, fishermen, lifeboats etc) and look out at the horizon.

Husband never fails to say exactly the same things EVERY time:-

"Isn't the sea big eh?"
"Yes, it certainly is."
"And so cold!"
"Yes, it's very cold."
"And the tide goes in and out doesn't it?"
"Yes, that's right."
"This ice-cream is freezing my mouth."
"You always say that!"
"But it IS delicious!"

It's incredible, but this exact dialogue takes place every blooming time, like Groundhog Day! I can never help dissolving into giggles.

He absolutely adores Sheringham, and so do I. Especially when the Potty Festival is on. We both love watching Morris dancing.


03 Oct 18 - 03:10 PM (#3954494)
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From: Mr Red

Marmite is produced at Burton on Trent

probably sourced from Burtons, now Coors. So even Marmite is changing. An I thought it couldn't get any worse!


03 Oct 18 - 03:41 PM (#3954505)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jos

I was wrong about Bird's custard being for people who are too lazy to use milk and eggs. Apparently it was invented in 1837 by Alfred Bird because his wife was allergic to eggs.
My mother always bought Pearce Duff's custard powder instead of Bird's, and Rowntree's cocoa instead of Cadbury's - she said they tasted better (but it might have been because they came from Yorkshire instead of Birmingham).
I never could abide that smoo-ooth ice cream squirted out of a tube. It reminded me of Brylcream. I like a bit of texture in my ice cream, but yes, Kelley's is OK.


03 Oct 18 - 03:52 PM (#3954508)
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From: Dave the Gnome

I think you mean Marsdens Mr R. Even though it is now owned by Coors I think they have kept the brewing process pretty original. Besides, it ain't the only brewery in Burton. Thankfully :-)


03 Oct 18 - 04:42 PM (#3954517)
Subject: RE: BS: Marmite it either loves or it hates.....
From: Jon Freeman

"Rowntree's cocoa instead of Cadbury's

Hmm, that leads to another thought. Very rarely made here but if I wanted a "chocolate" drink, I'd take the cocoa powder over any "drinking chocolate" any day. May take a bit longer heating up over a pan with some milk but the result is good.


03 Oct 18 - 05:19 PM (#3954526)
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From: Mr Red

Marsdens

Quite right - er mostly, I probably was thinking Bank's (pronounced Bonkses owr kid) who bought: Marston's which -> InBev -> Coors (aka Molson Coors Brewing Company)

I am just glad they don't mill cider. Now a yeast extract from cider mills - I might be persuaded, then again I doubt it.


04 Oct 18 - 01:12 PM (#3954657)
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From: Dave the Gnome

I used to enjoy a point of Bonkses moild whenever I moide that trip down the om sex.


05 Oct 18 - 03:53 AM (#3954789)
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From: Mr Red

mild sex? .................... Owr kid?