28 Sep 18 - 06:33 PM (#3953498) Subject: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: KarenH I was walking down the street On me plates of meat I said what do you mean a chopper, I never had one at all He said You will have when I gets you up against the charge room wall ANd I wouldn't be surprised he said to find that isn't all When you're helping the police with their enquiries. Can anybody help with the rest of the lyrics and the name of who wrote this song? |
28 Sep 18 - 07:20 PM (#3953508) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: CET That is definitely one that I want! CET |
29 Sep 18 - 10:54 PM (#3953717) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST Hi Karen H, Before the "Cats of Hell" are unleashed from the Mudcat kennel....A little information will help regarding your request WHEN - approx dates Where - approx geographic location WHO - might have sung it....any other bands before after NAME of hand or Venue WHY - do You want these lyrics?I Sincerely, Gargoyle Some searches may cover a decade...before the puzzle is solved...There "why" is important...it frequently provides the " steam for discovery. " |
30 Sep 18 - 07:46 AM (#3953775) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Thompson I want them too - sounds like a great song! Location: I'd assume from the wording it's English rather than American. |
30 Sep 18 - 09:26 AM (#3953791) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,KarenH Sorry, It is English, I heard it in pubs in Northern England in the late 70s/early 80s. No idea who might have recorded it or wrote it. I was hoping to find enlightenment on the topic. I can remember bits of the words, he ends up in a cell, along with the copper as a bit of poetic justice. |
30 Sep 18 - 05:05 PM (#3953897) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Dave Sutherland The late Jim Boyles of The Marsden Rattlers used to sing this one so maybe Jim Bainbridge might be able to help. Possibly try album tracks from Hamish Imlach as Jim used to sing a few of his songs. |
30 Sep 18 - 09:38 PM (#3953921) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST Northern England is a very big place...I Do you recall a venue? The approximate date? August/December/April 1977 or 1983 or somewhere inbetween? WHY? I can virtually promise if you provide details...it WILL be found. Sincerely, Gargoyle try the search engine "duckduckgo" it is unedited and does not sponsor adverts, or beacons. |
30 Sep 18 - 11:07 PM (#3953926) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Joe Offer I found lots of stuff about crime, but not much about music. I did find two instrumental pieces on Spotify with the title "Helping the Police With Their Engquiries." In short, I found nothing of value. Can anybody contact Jim Banbridge and see if he knows of the song? -Joe- |
01 Oct 18 - 07:46 AM (#3953970) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: KarenH Well thanks all. Perhaps more Midlands, North Midlands than North as in Durham etc. Can't be more helpful on dates. No 'known' venue, just informal singarounds. Pretty sure the chap who used to sing it did not write it. He used to do the 'Close the coalhouse door, boys,' song as well. And Mr Tambourine Man. |
12 Oct 18 - 08:32 AM (#3956260) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,Charmion's brother Andrew I can well imagine that CET would like to get to know such a song. I would as well. |
20 Dec 18 - 05:08 AM (#3967401) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,leslie In the early seventies a sunday morning channel four tv broadcast ewan mcCol and others "songs of working class...." I remember this song on the programme... |
20 Dec 18 - 05:10 AM (#3967402) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,leslie plates of meat is cockney rhyming slang of course |
18 Jan 20 - 07:07 AM (#4028874) Subject: Lyr Add: HELPING THE POLICE WITH THEIR ENQUIRIES From: GUEST,Cockney Colin The song is copyright to Stephen Sedley and was written in 1966. According to the notes on the song, he was the Folk Critic of The London Tribune at the time. I have sung it since the mid-1970s and it still raises a laugh with the audience joining in the refrain at the end of each verse. It appears in “Songs of Our Time From The English Folk Scene “ printed in 1967 by Oak Publications, 701, Seventh Avenue, New York, NY. The songbook was produced for Heathside Music by Sing Productions. Compton Cottage, Crescent Lane, Clapham Common, London, UK. Oh me name is Charlie Arkwright, I’m an easy-going bloke. I was fit and healthy till they put me in the Poke Now I’ve lost me teeth, an eye and an ear, and one of me arms is broke I’ve been helping the police with their enquiries. I was walking down the street, on me plates of meat, When round the corner comes a copper, I sez, “Well how’d yer do?” He sez “I’m nicking you, For being in possession of a chopper.” I sez, “What do yer mean, a chopper? I ain’t got one at all” “You will ‘ave,” he sez, “when I’ve got you up against the station wall And I wouldn’t be surprised” he sez, “To find that isn’t all, Once you’re helping the police with their enquiries.” Well he grabbed me arm and he bust it and he said “Well now you see. That’s what happens when you resist arrest.” “I never moved,” sez I. “That’s true enough,” sez he. “But you might ‘ave ‘ad done, if I hadn’t ‘ave clobbered yer first.” So he took me down to the station and he put me in a cell He brought along a chopper and a length of hose as well He sez, “If these ain’t down to you, I’ll knock yer face to hell. You’ll be helping the police with their enquiries.” Well he clobbered me on the spot, then he dun me for the lot Offensive weapon and bashing the police. I told the judge, next day, I’d been framed in every way. And all I wanted was me bit of peace. But the judge he said “You’re barmy. You need a prison cell.” So he sent me down to the nuthouse and it's here that I do dwell The only thing that spoils it is the copper’s here as well He’s been helping the police with their enquiries. |
18 Jan 20 - 11:31 AM (#4028915) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Karen Impola What does "chopper" mean in this context? A gun? A knife? In the U.S., it usually means a helicopter or a motorcycle. In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, where I learned to talk, "choppers" are leather mittens that you wear over your knitted ones. Googling "chopper UK slang" tells me it means a penis, but that can't be right. Funny thing, the English language |
18 Jan 20 - 12:02 PM (#4028921) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Mick Pearce (MCP) It also is UK slang for an axe (is that ax for you?), which is perhaps more likely than penis in this context! Mick |
18 Jan 20 - 12:29 PM (#4028926) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: Karen Impola Thanks, Mick! Axe or ax are both acceptable in the U.S., but I prefer axe. |
18 Jan 20 - 01:42 PM (#4028939) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: DaveRo Stephem Sedley was a young barrister in 1966, so he would have been well-acquainted with the subject matter. (ref) On Spotify I found Leon Rosselson's 'Vote for Us' (1964) on which he performs. |
15 Mar 20 - 08:24 PM (#4039800) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,Jon Bartlett "Sir Stephen Sedley (born 9 October 1939) is a British lawyer. He worked as a judge of the Court of Appeal of England and Wales from 1999 to 2011 and is currently a visiting professor at the University of Oxford." Thus Wikipedia. he also writes a mean column in the London Review of Books. And of course he was responsible for The Seeds of Love (EFDSS) Jon Bartlett |
16 Mar 20 - 07:11 AM (#4039860) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: MoorleyMan Nice one! Now can anyone provide a link to a recording of the song? |
17 Apr 21 - 04:30 AM (#4102495) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,Leslie again chopper__type of hatchet used in butcher's trade |
17 Apr 21 - 06:20 AM (#4102503) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,Ray Apart from any sexual connotation, I’ve always thought of a chopper as a single handed axe for chopping firewood. |
01 Jul 21 - 03:40 AM (#4111977) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Helping the Police with Their Enquiries From: GUEST,leslie the song was probably banned for a long time . That would explain why it disappeared. Many thanks Colin. |